New member

--Leia-- · Post by **--Leia--** » 2003-06-24 01:25pm

Hi everyone! After spending time at lots of crappy Star Wars/Star Trek boards I decided to come to this one. Hopefully it's a cut above the rest.

My name is David. I live in Ontario, Canada. I'm 21 years old. I love Star Wars and Star Trek (well, the original series and TNG).

I hope to make lots of friends here.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-24 01:27pm

Howdy.

Just a warning, but a lot of posters will make the mistake I did and assume you're a woman.

But, welcome to the board. Now stay away from me, I'm trouble.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-06-24 01:29pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Howdy.

Just a warning, but a lot of posters will make the mistake I did and assume you're a woman.

But, welcome to the board. Now stay away from me, I'm trouble.

Your not trouble, your a mild annoyance, a floater soon to be flushed.

Oh aye and Leia, POKE!

--Leia-- · Post by **--Leia--** » 2003-06-24 01:33pm

Assume I'm a woman?

Oh well, I guess they will have to find out the hard way.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-24 01:33pm

[Freud]Tell me about your mother[/Freud]

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-06-24 01:35pm

It doesn't matter what sex you are and if we know your sex or not here you'd still be hit on sooner or later.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-24 01:37pm

Vympel wrote:[Freud]Tell me about your mother[/Freud]

Aha! Ja! I know ze problem. You vant to haf ze sex with ze mother, ja. *snooooort* Dis is vhy you are having ze girl for your avatar, ja ja ja.

--Leia-- · Post by **--Leia--** » 2003-06-24 01:38pm

I have a question. Why do I have "Redshirt" written underneath my username? Redshirts are notorious for being killed. Having that there creeps me out!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-24 01:40pm

--Leia-- wrote:I have a question. Why do I have "Redshirt" written underneath my username? Redshirts are notorious for being killed. Having that there creeps me out!

Ranking system. It means you're a complete newbie. You'll notice some people have non-system ranks, such as me. Mine says that I'm a perverse disgusting queer who really likes the spirit of GR's Andromeda.

--Leia-- · Post by **--Leia--** » 2003-06-24 01:40pm

^ How do I get a custom one?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-24 01:41pm

Get a ridiculously high number of posts.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-24 01:41pm

New members have the Redshirt title until they hit 50 posts.

Anyway, welcome to SD.Net. Please enjoy your stay, but dont piss us off, especially me.

Capt.Chew.: Heh, that's funny, considering that you did the same thing to me this weekend.

--Leia-- · Post by **--Leia--** » 2003-06-24 01:44pm

I think I'll fit in nicely here. I've heard lots of people taking the piss out of this site on other message boards (especially a certain Star Trek board) and figured it was the place for me to be.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-24 01:46pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:New members have the Redshirt title until they hit 50 posts.

Anyway, welcome to SD.Net. Please enjoy your stay, but dont piss us off, especially me.

Capt.Chew.: Heh, that's funny, considering that you did the same thing to me this weekend.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, still shame on you.

Hey, you're the one dooing the fooling.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-24 01:48pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:New members have the Redshirt title until they hit 50 posts.

Anyway, welcome to SD.Net. Please enjoy your stay, but dont piss us off, especially me.

Capt.Chew.: Heh, that's funny, considering that you did the same thing to me this weekend.

You... you're... a man?

Egads, all those dreams I had though, unclean, unclean!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-24 01:51pm

Bienvenue a SD.net Redshirt,Your mission if you accept it is to distract the evil alien while the rest of us run away.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-24 01:55pm

well, i've said it once and i'll say it again. Welcome to Stardestroyer.net. Come for the science, stay for the drama and anal sex innuendo.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-24 01:57pm

innuendo? crackpot, i dont know what threads youre in, but all i see is blatantly outright "STICK IT IN THE ASS!!!" type buttsex here. No innuendo.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-24 02:00pm

--Leia-- wrote:^ How do I get a custom one?

Be a jackass. That'll get you a custome title right quick.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-24 02:02pm

neoolong wrote:
--Leia-- wrote:^ How do I get a custom one?
Be a jackass. That'll get you a custome title right quick.

Usually along the lines of Village Idiot, or Fundementalist Moron, or even Donkey Fucking Racist.

You could also have so hated but not bannable opinions, or such.

Or perhaps you could click the paypal thing at the top and donate a huge gob of money to mike

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-06-24 02:03pm

A full page of replies and only one poke? Are you people growing up on me or what?
Anyway,
*grabs something from utility belt*
Ahem.
Spoilsport.

Welcome to sd.net.You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-24 02:07pm

Erm, howdy.

I'm Rye. I'm quite clearly the coolest person here without being gay simultaneously.

My avatar is a curious orange, know what it's from and you get a cookie!

P.S join the gnomish hordes!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-24 02:10pm

Rye wrote:I'm Rye. I'm quite clearly the coolest person here without being gay simultaneously.

Everyone knows the coolest guys around here suck dick. Wahahaha! >D

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-24 02:11pm

Rye wrote:Erm, howdy.

I'm Rye. I'm quite clearly the coolest person here without being gay simultaneously.

My avatar is a curious orange, know what it's from and you get a cookie!

P.S join the gnomish hordes!

Don't mind him. He hasn't been taking his meds.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-24 02:11pm

Thanks for reminding us Batman.

French-Canadian POKE