Your best flirt

[Faram]

Okay post your best flirtation here, it doesn’t have to end up with sex or anything just post the wittiest comebacks and stuff here.

Think this one from last week is my most fun yet.

At the que in the local supermarket Konsum the cashier was really stressed out and said sorry but I have to fix this, and started to fix something with the register.

I told her hey no problem stress kills so it is just good for me to take it easy for a while and smiled.

The look of relief on her face was worth Kodak moment

She said thank you this will just take a minute.

I asked her what’s wrong and she told me that the receipt (sp?) writer.

She fixes the register in a minute or so.

Then she had some problem with the glass containers I wanted, they weren’t registered in the computer and she did’t know the price so she asked me. I told her think it was 29.90skr but she thought it sounded to cheap so she asked the manager for the price. Turns out that it was 19.90skr a tenner cheaper.

She said wow a customer that makes an error in the prise and actually makes it expensive. I told her hey I am a hones guy (in reality I did’t have a clue what the price was…)

Asked her if she had a stressful day and she told me that yes it was pretty hectic but at the lov time it’s ok.

She also told me that she usually doesn’t make mistakes with the register and she almost always knows the prices in the store.

Told her that a cute girl like her can’t make to many mistakes and if she do the customer would not notice. She smiled and told me that she would remember me the next time I got there because I was so nice to her.

Last week Thursday

Bought some food and drink saw her sitting in a register so I chose the queue she was in.

Handed the card and said hi, she did not recognize me so I told her last time you said that you would recognize me.

She smiled and said sorry but now I recognize you.

Asked here if she where stressed and she told me yes and that she really needs a quiet time.

Told her that if I can call you I could buy her dinner at the local pub sometime.

She smiled but did’t want to leave her phone number to an unknown guy (smart girl) but if she could have my phone.

Moments like this I really love my business card.

Handed her one of the cards and she promised to call.

Today

She actually called!

We talked for a while about this and that and now I am taking her to dinner tomorrow.

Wish me luck

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[LadyTevar]

We talked for a while about this and that and now I am taking her to dinner tomorrow.

Wish me luck

Good Luck!!

[Ghost Rider]

Nice and best of luck.

The best flirt and not one night stand?

In English/Creative Writing a girl was enamoured by either my looks or my voice(or my story...I dunno...I say story)

We went out for a semester and she went back to Venezula.

I have other presay naughtier tales...but they are less flirting and more like two people who wanted to have sex

[aerius]

How I got away with this one I don't know. I'd just moved into a new residence building in university and our entire floor (about 10-15 people) had gone out to the pub/bar to chill and get to know each other. One girl had ordered this cool looking blue(?) drink and I asked her what it was. She said it was called "Sex on the beach", to which I replied "so...will you have sex on a beach with me?". She was like "yeah..you're funny.." in a sarcastic tone, and I said "I am?" and the conversation kinda started up from there. I did end up sleeping with her about a month after this incident, but that's another story.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Good work!!

[Xenophobe3691]

Nice, good luck, I hope it works out

[Rye]

All my flirting revolves around saying almost risqué things and alot of eye contact.

Some flirts evilunleashed told me to do, but i've not actually had the "stones" to do are:

<in a foreign country> me:do you have any english in you?
girl: I dont think so.
me:would you like some?

another more to the point one: <i look at someone> What? This dick isn't gonna suck itself!

[thecreech]

I could never flirt. I felt stupid doing it.

[El Moose Monstero]

How I got away with this one I don't know. I'd just moved into a new residence building in university and our entire floor (about 10-15 people) had gone out to the pub/bar to chill and get to know each other. One girl had ordered this cool looking blue(?) drink and I asked her what it was. She said it was called "Sex on the beach", to which I replied "so...will you have sex on a beach with me?". She was like "yeah..you're funny.." in a sarcastic tone, and I said "I am?" and the conversation kinda started up from there. I did end up sleeping with her about a month after this incident, but that's another story.

I personally have introduced the Multiple Screaming Orgasm to the people in the Taekwando society, it appears to be a relative unknown in Lancaster, whilst back home, 'tis a common sight to see many women have Multiple Screaming Orgasms on a night out. I myself have been known to have several in the same night.

For those of you who arent reading this in context, or havent heard of an MSO, its a large cocktail made of baileys, vodka, cream and one or two other things which I forget...

[Lagmonster]

I managed to flirt with, and date a confident and intelligent visiting Finnish woman who neither spoke nor understood a WORD of any language I could understand.

Tell me you have been able to have a four-hour conversation consisting entirely of body language and random gestures and one-syllable grunts and STILL managed to come off as suave, intelligent and sexy, and I will tell you how you kick flirting ass.

[InnerBrat]

One girl had ordered this cool looking blue(?) drink and I asked her what it was. She said it was called "Sex on the beach",

That wasn't SotB. SotB is orange.

[El Moose Monstero]

Isnt it something bizarre like Sangria and Vodka or something? It's been ages since I had one...

[aerius]

One girl had ordered this cool looking blue(?) drink and I asked her what it was. She said it was called "Sex on the beach",

That wasn't SotB. SotB is orange.

Thus the question mark. For some reason I keep thinking that it's blue, but I guess I'm wrong. And now it's going to bug me till I figure it out, what drink is blue that I keep thinking is SotB?

[El Moose Monstero]

Oh, I should know this, one I had last week - damn it... blue, pineapple in it I think, cant remember... curses... anyone?

[Gandalf]

Could some of the more experienced flirters here give some of us dateless wonders some advice?

[Lagmonster]

Could some of the more experienced flirters here give some of us dateless wonders some advice?

Wit. You need wit. Wit is the ultimate substitute for bloody well everything. I have seen a big, round fellow with bad hair really charm a pair of nice, sober young ladies, because he was funny and intelligent and knew how to talk to people and get them to like him.

[Tosho]

One girl had ordered this cool looking blue(?) drink and I asked her what it was. She said it was called "Sex on the beach",

That wasn't SotB. SotB is orange.

Thus the question mark. For some reason I keep thinking that it's blue, but I guess I'm wrong. And now it's going to bug me till I figure it out, what drink is blue that I keep thinking is SotB?

Maybe it was blue, and she said sex on the beach to give you a hint.

[Hethrir]

This is one i have never tried out, but want to. "Do you know CPR, cause when i look at you my heart stops."

This one didn't end up in a date, but maybe could have. I had just moved in with my house mate, Boof (don't ask how he got the name), and had to do some shopping. We ended up with quite a lot, and was generally joking around with the checkout-chick. The conversation went something like this...remember i already had her giggling by this stage:

me: yeah, we just moved into a house, and this is the first shopping trip.

her: It can take a bit to get used to

me: thought we had better buy some extra stuff just in case.

her: that's always a good idea

me: and neither of us had been gay before this either

She literally curled over in laughter and had trouble doing the rest of the groceries. In hindsight, perhaps i could have got a number, but then that may have been sleezy too, so i'm not sure. For some reason my house mate wasn't impressed with my comment. Oh well

[Peregrin Toker]

Last week, when I repeatedly touched a hot redhead chick on some of her erogenous zones - and she didn't get annoyed until I touched one of her nipples.

[Zaia]

Could some of the more experienced flirters here give some of us dateless wonders some advice?

Wit. You need wit. Wit is the ultimate substitute for bloody well everything. I have seen a big, round fellow with bad hair really charm a pair of nice, sober young ladies, because he was funny and intelligent and knew how to talk to people and get them to like him.

Thank you! If you have a brain, a personality and a good sense of humour, you have a MUCH better chance than if you spout out lame pick-up lines and act self-absorbed and full of yourself or nervous and jittery. Be real, be interested in her, and be funny, and you've got it made. If she's worth it.

[El Moose Monstero]

Blimey, do people really use those corney pick up lines? I mean, you hear rumours, but they're like slipping on a banana skin, everyone knows someone who knows someone, but noones ever heard one being used...

Have they?

[Zaia]

Blimey, do people really use those corney pick up lines? I mean, you hear rumours, but they're like slipping on a banana skin, everyone knows someone who knows someone, but noones ever heard one being used...

Have they?

*sighs* Yes, I've had a couple guys use some on me. And they were LAME. The only time pick-up lines are excusable is when they're so completely random/disgusting/tongue-in-cheek that they're funny. The ONLY time.

Iggy's used them successfully, but then again, he's got those ice-blue eyes and a killer smile to help him out. For the good of people everywhere, though, PLEASE DON'T USE THEM!!! Gah.

[Lagmonster]

Blimey, do people really use those corney pick up lines?

Some guys will EXHAUSTIVELY use lame one-liners because they associate one-liners with extreme wit, ala Arnold Schwartzenegger before he kills someone in one of his movies.

Problem is, every guy on earth has at least one story to tell about the time when he was able to pick someone up by charging in there like a bull in heat and being overtly sexual and aggressive, dropping pick up lines as if they were Shakespearian sonnets, and making suggestive hand gestures. This is because even pick up lines can work on the young, naive, or drunk.

And finally, the way you look, or the fact that your target already knows you (and that there's a personality behind the silly come-ons) can have a lot of influence on the outcome of a flirt. We can ask Iggy about that. I'm told that some guys can actually use bad puns and come-on lines and manage to look silly in a cute kind of way.

[Faram]

Just an Update

Dinner was great!

Good food and great Vine

Got her phoneumber and we huged and kissed a lot outside her appartment but I did't get to follow her up...

Ahh well all in all a well spent 400skr or ~$45

[Exonerate]

That's great! Lucky you

Most of mine involved a lot of anime smilies and vague references that could be interpreted in anyway. That was online, but with people I actually know IRL though

I suppose it wouldn't kill me to say... Few months back, I had a crush. Held her hand under the guise of seeing how cold it was. Then there was messing with her hair a little. And her petting me on the head

I'm a teenage boy, so I guess the attempts were fairly bad...
*Eyes Lagmonster and hopes he gives pointers*