Home Vasectomy Kit

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-23 07:56pm

Zaia wrote:What?! That guy was kidding! It's the same guy who did the "Imaginary Friend Girlfriend Kit" that was sold on Ebay for $44 (link)! I'm sure people have given themselves vasectomies before (no, thanks, I'd rather not look at the link), but this one was most definitely in jest.

Maybe. Probably right, actually. The blood spurting looks too extreme. Tho it's still a possibility that hes a weirdo and did it. :

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BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-23 08:03pm

kojikun wrote:Maybe. Probably right, actually. The blood spurting looks too extreme. Tho it's still a possibility that hes a weirdo and did it. ::

He was smiling in all the pictures, if I remember correctly. I'm fairly certain he was kidding.

koj wrote:BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.

Umm, eww. Where the hell do they get used school girls' panties to sell?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-23 08:10pm

Zaia wrote:
koj wrote:BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.
Umm, eww. Where the hell do they get used school girls' panties to sell?

I don't wanna know...but I presume either garbage or locker rooms

And no koji isn't kidding...the vending machine takes on a whole new light over there.

Course they have hotels for hourly activites.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-23 09:20pm

I imagine that people can sell their own for a profit.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-23 10:10pm

Oolies right, girls just wear them for a few days the sell them for moer money then they cost. Bam. Instant money.

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2003-06-23 10:50pm

I've managed to crawl out of the corner of my room where I was cringing moments ago.............

must.....delete.....link.......

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-06-23 11:34pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Mutant Headcrab wrote:Feh! Don't need no kit. Two years of hard radiation and chemicals have the same effect with none of the pain...
Indeed no pain at all until you get three types of cancer at once.

The irony of it all. Eliminating cancer by potentially causing cancer.

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2003-06-24 01:18am

kojikun wrote:Those of you who think that guy might have been faking CLEARLY have never seen some of the insane shit people to do themselves. Name:

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

You need membership to see the bulk of the shit, but people fucking cut all sorts of things off their dicks. Seriously.

That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.

AHHHHH!!!!!! CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!!!!!!! Bad mental image bad juju bad juju get out of my brain out I say

OUT!!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Drach · Post by **Drach** » 2003-06-24 05:23am

After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, West Virginia and South Carolina.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-06-24 05:41am

Drach wrote:snip

Nice.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-24 06:14am

kojikun wrote:Those of you who think that guy might have been faking CLEARLY have never seen some of the insane shit people to do themselves. Name:

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

You need membership to see the bulk of the shit, but people fucking cut all sorts of things off their dicks. Seriously.

That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.

I especialy liked the first Eunuch picture.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-24 01:53pm

kojikun wrote:BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.

With such sexual fetishes, it's no wonder the North Koreans hate the Japanese with a passion.

As for the Home Vasectomy Kit...

MEIN EYES!! MEIN EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOZZING!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-24 02:00pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:With such sexual fetishes, it's no wonder the North Koreans hate the Japanese with a passion.

I would buy used guys boxers and stuff. Mmm cock.. *inhales through the cloth* >d

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-06-24 02:04pm

that is morbidly funny

Strate_Egg · Post by **Strate_Egg** » 2003-06-24 04:55pm

How do these people think up this stuff? It must be a think-tank.