Yoda versus Dark Phoenix

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-24 03:03am

Yoda from StarWars. He can do whatever he wants, no Jedi ethics.

versus

Dark Phoenix herself, from Uncanny X-Men. Assume the Jean Grey part of her personality isn't working against her.

Fight!

KK · Post by KK » 2003-06-24 03:06am

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-06-24 03:38am

You must hate Yoda.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-06-24 03:40am

Dark Phoenix was a bona fide godlike character. This is a ridiculously one-sided matchup.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-24 05:36am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:You must hate Yoda.

No, I don't hate Yoda. This thread has a purpose and that's not to turn Yoda into a little burn mark on the floor.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-24 06:39am

Then what, pray tell, is the purpose of this thread?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-24 07:36am

I dunno...but Dark Phoenix gets a new toothpick.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-24 11:05am

This is stupidly one sided, since AFAIK, the Phoenix can't be killed and can blow up stars on her own power.

And who voted for Yoda?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-24 01:57pm

Dark Phoenix... silly thread

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-06-24 02:05pm

[ Connor MacLeod ] Ah, but you didn't quantify the energy requirements of all of Dark Phoenix's feats! Plus, most of them are clearly impossible anyway. Yoda Wins. [ /Connor MacLeod ]

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-24 02:13pm

Yogi wrote:[ Connor MacLeod ] Ah, but you didn't quantify the energy requirements of all of Dark Phoenix's feats! Plus, most of them are clearly impossible anyway. Yoda Wins. [ /Connor MacLeod ]

heheheheheheheheheh. Oh well ,im sure he'll poo YOUR pants when he hears about this. Or take it in good humour...only one way to find out...

Zod · Post by **Zod** » 2003-06-24 04:26pm

Dark Phoenix shuts off his mind and then blows up the galaxy that they're in.

It gets even worse (WAY worse) if you make it Rachel w/Phoenix Force and no morals.

David Deas · Post by **David Deas** » 2003-06-24 04:49pm

Dude. Yoda has 15 tons of casual TK. He's being sorely underestimated.

He may not win. But Dark Phoenix is gonna work for it. She'll be in bad shape afterwards.

Zod · Post by **Zod** » 2003-06-24 05:00pm

David Deas wrote:Dude. Yoda has 15 tons of casual TK. He's being sorely underestimated.

He may not win. But Dark Phoenix is gonna work for it. She'll be in bad shape afterwards.

I hate you.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-06-24 05:04pm

Dark Phoenix scatters Yoda's head across three galaxies

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-24 05:04pm

15 tons of force against an immortal being that has easily dogfighted shiar vessels without taking any noticable damage?

She must've undergone several more tons of force when she goes into suns and drains them of their power.

Who in Erebus' name voted Yoda?

David Deas · Post by **David Deas** » 2003-06-24 05:07pm

Dude. Yoda also has a hot sword.

Coupled with his 15 tons of tk, Dark Phoenix might have to call in the X-Men.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-24 05:11pm

David Deas wrote:Dude. Yoda also has a hot sword.

Coupled with his 15 tons of tk, Dark Phoenix might have to call in the X-Men.

Uh, Dark Phoenix has the ability to blow up stars.

David Deas · Post by **David Deas** » 2003-06-24 05:13pm

Dude. Vader said best man.

"The ability to blow up stars is insignifigant next to the power of the Force"

Zod · Post by **Zod** » 2003-06-24 05:14pm

Deas, I really wonder how I ever hated you. You got infinitely better after moving off that ass board.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-24 05:14pm

Huh...you're right...I guess we should've used Naga Sadow, even though Dark Phoenix wasn't using upper limit yet Sadow was.

Nice to see that things go flying over your head about lower and upper limits.

David Deas · Post by **David Deas** » 2003-06-24 05:17pm

Zod wrote:Deas, I really wonder how I ever hated you. You got infinitely better after moving off that ass board.

Who are you, bud?

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-06-24 05:18pm

Dude, deas is just being an idiot, and gil are you suprised that people have a very high opinion of yoda on this board. Jedi are quite powerful and yoda was one of the best, however, a troll like thread like this does nothing against the rabid yoda wankers (man that sounds bad) it just gives them ammo.

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-06-24 05:19pm

From what I know of Dark Phoenix, which admittedly isn't much, she could quite possibly crush the entire Jedi Order as of TPM.

Maybe several of the ancient Sith Lords like Exar Kun would be a better fight?

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-24 05:20pm

David Deas wrote:Dude. Vader said best man.

"The ability to blow up stars is insignifigant next to the power of the Force"

He said planets, and he was obviously talking figuratively.

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