Goddess Worship

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-06-24 05:19pm

Now that we have a new, beautiful goddess at SD.net to fall down and worship...I shall, without further delay, start up the cult of Acacia!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-24 05:22pm

*sigh* The more things change, the more they stay the same... or some other piece of cool sounding philosophy...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-24 05:22pm

Damn, NoK. You're easy.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-24 05:23pm

You're a freak you know that NoK?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-24 05:27pm

Did i miss something?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-24 05:28pm

BLING-BLING!

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-24 05:30pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:BLING-BLING!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH... admiral valdemar said the word that theheap cannot bear to hear

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-24 05:31pm

theheap wrote:Did i miss something?

There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-24 05:35pm

Zaia wrote:
theheap wrote:Did i miss something?
There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.

(scratches head)

ok? what ever you want Nok.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-24 06:07pm

Zaia wrote: There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.

Hmph. NoK is weak.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-06-24 06:30pm

Shinova wrote:
Zaia wrote: There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.
Hmph. NoK is weak.

WEAK!?!

Okay, maybe just a little!

A little goddess worship never hurt anyone IMO.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-24 06:55pm

Goddamn, Next of Kin, put your dick down and let her settle in before you make a cult. You'll scare her off and then none of us will get to shamelessly hit on her*.

*Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-06-24 07:01pm

Hey if Kin wants to start his own cult and get a tax break.... Good for Him

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-06-24 07:03pm

Gil Hamilton wrote: *Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.

I knew it! Your secret is safe with me however!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-24 07:04pm

Acacia's been here for a while, though. Say, when'd the Topic Review get moved to the top of the page?

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-24 07:04pm

Gentlemen. Close your mouths, pick up your self-respect and just try to be nice to the fine ladies.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-06-24 07:06pm

Gil, you haven't once hit on me.

I feel left out.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-06-24 07:07pm

theski wrote:Hey if Kin wants to start his own cult and get a tax break.... Good for Him

Those were my motives all along, to lower my taxes!

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-24 07:09pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Gil, you haven't once hit on me. I feel left out.

I always thought hitting on you was just implied around here Kelly.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-06-24 07:46pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:*Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.

Marina?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-24 07:57pm

phongn wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:*Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.
Marina?

Duchess of Zeon, phongn. Gil must have a thing for redheads.

--Leia-- · Post by **--Leia--** » 2003-06-24 08:08pm

The only Goddess that I worship is Carrie Fisher

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-24 08:14pm

Thank you, for pointing out the obvious, my good...fellow/person/creature/thing.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-06-24 09:54pm

Some of us really need girlfriends...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-24 09:58pm

phongn wrote:Marina?

*passes phongn listing the Gil Hamilton Manifesto with article 4C highlighted stating and I quote "Proper behavior befitting a liberal gentleman dictates one must include on bit of counter-intuitive information when giving a humorous anecdote and or "rant", as to give the audience pause to realize some small irony and/or perversity within the statement."*
In this case, include the most unlikely woman on the board to be "my lady", I created the desired "WTF?" effect in my audience. My love of ironic humor and satire shines through there.

Plus, Zaia is right... I like the redheads. They are bomb-buttery, mm-mmm.