Goddess Worship

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-24 10:07pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Gil, you haven't once hit on me. I feel left out.

Sorry, Kelly, I have been a bit negligent lately... *pulls out a index card and clears his throat* Ahem... oh, baby, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey, Kelly. *clap clap* Hey, Kelly. *butt-pats Kelly and runs*

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-06-24 10:24pm

Gil Hamilton wrote: Sorry, Kelly, I have been a bit negligent lately... *pulls out a index card and clears his throat* Ahem... oh, baby, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey, Kelly. *clap clap* Hey, Kelly. *butt-pats Kelly and runs*

That's so much more meaningful with my real name... plus makes more sense.

But thanks all the same, Gil.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-24 10:33pm

Why do a lot of guys perk up and start worshiping when ever a girl shows up anywhere on the internet? Odds of accually meeting them are low to none. Do they think they're gonna score? I'm sorry, there is not a port for that on computers...

yet.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-06-24 10:36pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Why do a lot of guys perk up and start worshiping when ever a girl shows up anywhere on the internet? Odds of accually meeting them are low to none. Do they think they're gonna score? I'm sorry, there is not a port for that on computers...

yet.

You got that right. I heard something on the news this morning. A VR glove that one person can transmit to another what they are touching... my first thought?

Sure as hell hope it's wash and wear.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-24 10:38pm

Bah! The Cult of Zaia is far stronger than this Cult of Acacia!

Wait, there is no Cult of Zaia. I just, uh, made that up...yeah, made it up... *shifts eyes*

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-06-24 10:38pm

It just feels like the right thing to do. Regardles of whether or not we are going to score, that's a WOMAN goddamit! Any man would take a moment to look her over, and at the very least whistle appreciatively.

I think i'll write some poetry or something- how bout Haiku?

-------

My lady Kelly
the golden morning sunrise
is pale besides you

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Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-24 10:41pm

RogueIce wrote:Bah! The Cult of Zaia is far stronger than this Cult of Acacia!

Wait, there is no Cult of Zaia. I just, uh, made that up...yeah, made it up... *shifts eyes*

Hey, what about the Organisation to the Eternal Devotion to Kelly?

Don't tell me you're some kind of idiot or something to forget about that...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-24 10:43pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hey, what about the Organisation to the Eternal Devotion to Kelly?

Don't tell me you're some kind of idiot or something to forget about that...

What Organisation to the Eternal Devotion to Kelly?

*smacks Spanky across the head*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-24 10:43pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:That's so much more meaningful with my real name... plus makes more sense. But thanks all the same, Gil.

I don't know your real name.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-06-24 11:06pm

Zaia wrote:Duchess of Zeon, phongn. Gil must have a thing for redheads.

I know that Marina is DOZ, Zaia, but thanks

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-06-24 11:06pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
phongn wrote:Marina?
*passes phongn listing the Gil Hamilton Manifesto with article 4C highlighted stating and I quote "Proper behavior befitting a liberal gentleman dictates one must include on bit of counter-intuitive information when giving a humorous anecdote and or "rant", as to give the audience pause to realize some small irony and/or perversity within the statement."*
In this case, include the most unlikely woman on the board to be "my lady", I created the desired "WTF?" effect in my audience. My love of ironic humor and satire shines through there.

Pie.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-06-24 11:37pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Why do a lot of guys perk up and start worshiping when ever a girl shows up anywhere on the internet? Odds of accually meeting them are low to none.

I think it was already stated that the cult of Acacia was started as a general tax right off but it can branch into other areas too...like literacy, aid for farmers, legal aid for the rich and so forth.

Acacia · Post by **Acacia** » 2003-06-25 12:25am

Oh, my.

I may never stop blushing again.

Thank you for the compliment, NoK.

J · Post by J » 2003-06-25 12:38am

I feel so left out...do I not have any loyal followers?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-25 12:42am

jmac wrote:I feel so left out...do I not have any loyal followers?

well wait no more because i am sure some one will follow you

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-25 12:46am

jmac wrote:I feel so left out...do I not have any loyal followers?

You have aerius, don't you?

SD.Netters have at least a little bit of decency! Also, you don't see a bunch of us hit on Tevar do you? I think if your boyfriend is a fellow SD.Netter, that should make you off limits.

And on that note... Zaia, if you ever get tired of all of us hounding you, I'll be glad to assist you in that.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-25 12:49am

THANK YOU FOR NOT SPAMMING!

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