Heheheh- Explaining Voyager to my bro..

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Heheheh- Explaining Voyager to my bro..

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He got Elite Force II, and the opening crawl explains that
Voyager made it to the DQ thru "technology from the future",
and my brother says: "What the fuck?"

I go: "They got it from the future captain janeway"

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard"

(He only saw one episode - the pilot HEHEHEH)
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Technically, they made it there through technology from outside the Federation, but that's it.
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Explaining Voyager is best accomplished via something on the liens of "Its all fucking stupid, just play the game"
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Explaining Voyager is best accomplished via something on the liens of "Its all fucking stupid, just play the game"
Thats the best advice I have ever heard! :lol:
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When is EliteForce II coming to PS2?
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Setzer wrote:Technically, they made it there through technology from outside the Federation, but that's it.
Voyger should not have made it. I would have been happier if Janeway and Co all got killed.
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evilcat, you must be new around here.

Stick around. You will see that Voyager is the butt end of all of our Star Trek jokes.
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Superman wrote:evilcat, you must be new around here.

Stick around. You will see that Voyager is the butt end of all of our Star Trek jokes.
You're forgetting Enterprise.
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True. Some of us hate Voyager more, some of us hate Enterprise more, some of us hate them equally, but all of us agree that they suck ass and Berman and Bragga need to be fired.
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Superman wrote:True. Some of us hate Voyager more, some of us hate Enterprise more, some of us hate them equally, but all of us agree that they suck ass and Berman and Bragga need to be fired.
Voyger is bad, Enterprise is worser.
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From the little Enterprise that I've seen, Archer is not nearly as annoying as Janeway. Voyager wins the title of worst Trek show in my opinion.
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Agreed. Janeway and her lame ass crew (including an Ensign who commands the bridge) were the absolute worst.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Superman wrote:Agreed. Janeway and her lame ass crew (including an Ensign who commands the bridge) were the absolute worst.
But..people were killed left and right...maybe there were no more qualified commanders in place. :lol:
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ENT is decent, its probably the closest show to TOS we've gotten so far
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On its own, Enterprise isn't half bad. Problem is, it *really* screws up Star Trek continuity because Berman and Bragga seem to borrow ideas and enemies from the other Trek series on a fairly regular basis.
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