Matrix defense killings

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-25 02:36pm

dumbass kid

(Shakes head)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-25 02:37pm

Dumbass kid indeed.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-25 02:39pm

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-25 02:39pm

It should be death

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-06-25 02:40pm

Ok I need to know...who the FUCK was going to buy that defense abd frankly the defense attorney could have come up with something alot better than that. WHy dream up something so fucking absurd when you can just say he had a psychotic break. At least pleading a plain old vanilla insanity defense has a better chance than saying, "My client received a phone via Fed Ex packagae and someone we have tentaively identified as Morpheus told my client that his parents were agents of a construct we believe to be called the Matrix and thus my client in a highly agitated state discharged a weapon that he believed was a simultion into his parents whom he thought were agents of this Matrix."

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-25 02:47pm

Stravo wrote: snip

Agreed, instead of insanity now you just sound stupid after a defense like that

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-25 10:37pm

Wait, what?

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-25 11:39pm

And how does he think this will work?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-25 11:44pm

Too bad about the parents, but this just gives the puritans another excuse to go after popular culture.

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2003-06-26 12:43am

..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! sorry its not funny but GOD DAMN somethings are just so stupid their funny and sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.........christ man wtf

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-26 01:33am

How about we unplug this kid from our matrix with a nine mill? ugh, idiot.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-06-26 04:38am

I don't know whether to laugh or cry after reading this. This is so tragic and yet the explanation given is so stupid that it makes me confused. Anyway I doubt they will sue the Waochiski brothers for this. This is the lamest excuse for murder ever.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-26 12:32pm

Wow....here is the decline of Western Civilization in a nutshell...

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-06-26 08:51pm

kojikun wrote:How about we unplug this kid from our matrix with a nine mill? ugh, idiot.

All right son, do you want the red syringe or the blue syringe?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-26 09:02pm

kojikun wrote:How about we unplug this kid from our matrix with a nine mill? ugh, idiot.

I'd prefer putting him on the set of the Neb, put him in one of the chairs, and "load" him into the matrix.

And by "load" I mean "take that spike and super glue it in place, drill a hole through the chair and ram that shit straight through his cerebellum"

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-26 09:29pm

It even made somethingawful.....

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-26 10:46pm

i hate people. honestly, this dipshit makes me hate people even more.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-06-27 02:08am

Wow, thats easily the second lamest excuse I've ever heard.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-27 02:14am

Chewbacca defense.

And what the fuck. Even in the Matrix the rules of right and wrong are the same. It doesn't just magically change. Dumbass. And a really stupid justification.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-27 02:47am

Well that was stupid. If he thought his parents were agents wouldn't it have occurred to him that they'd dodge the bullets?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-27 02:49am

Gandalf wrote:Well that was stupid. If he thought his parents were agents wouldn't it have occurred to him that they'd dodge the bullets?

The article said he thought he was in the fucking Matrix, not that he was intelligent.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-27 09:00pm

*shakes head*That's just terrible.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-06-28 01:11am

What a fucking load of shit.

Can they prove this kid has even seen the Matrix? Geez.....

Unfortunately, this will always happen. Because there a people out there that can be set off by anything.

For example, I am sure out in the world, there is someone that will one day look at a hamster eating at just the right time, and believe he is killing his parents because the Hamster made him a bet to do it.

But this kid.....

Too bad there wasn't a way to prevent this kinda of thing.

Oh wait, there is.

It's called responsible parenting. This kid should obviously have never been allowed to go to movies like that, or watch TV like that.

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-06-28 01:23am

Idiot! YOU CAN'T KILL AGENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-06-28 01:26am

Solauren wrote:It's called responsible parenting. This kid should obviously have never been allowed to go to movies like that, or watch TV like that.

You advocate preventing people from seeing things like the Matrix? That's worthless. It's cutting the problem too far along the line. The person should be taught not to be an idiot, not kept from watching things after they've become one.