veggietales

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-26 12:58pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Salad Shooter.

Oh my.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-26 01:01pm

Garlic and olive oil!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-26 05:15pm

Add some marshmellows and we've got AMBROSIA!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-26 06:05pm

Durandal wrote:They're certainly effective at teaching kids the Bible and getting them interested in it.

However, no amount of cute CG can make the story of the Israelites invading foreign lands and ruthlessly butchering the people who lived there any less despicable.

EDIT: Anyone want to send the following letter to the creators of Veggie Tales?

Dear Sirs,

I'm a big fan of Veggie Tales. I was having trouble teaching my children the values of the Bible, but when they saw Veggie Tales for the first time, they were hooked! Now they're always very enthusiastic about going to church on Sunday and their daily prayers. You've truly worked a miracle!

Now, I'd like to know when you plan to do the tale of Sodom and Gomorrah in Veggie Tales, as well as certain excerpts from the Book of Leviticus. One of the few things I've been having trouble getting through to my children is that homosexuals are evil and will suffer God's wrath, and it's because of these damn (pardon my swearing) liberal schools! I think the episode would be especially fitting, considering that the main character in Veggie Tales is a zucchini.

Please consider making episodes out of the more controversial parts of the Bible. The liberal media may not like them, but our children's souls are at stake. And the Book of Revelations would look really cool in CG, too!

Your Brother in Christ,

Damien Sorresso.

You should send that out of priniple...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-26 06:08pm

Durandal wrote:And the Book of Revelations would look really cool in CG, too!

Minor nitpick, it's Revelation. No -s at the end.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-26 07:21pm

Dang, this thread is making me hungry!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-28 01:11am

I wonder if they'll have an episode where they deal with horny women without sex toys.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-28 01:25am

Vertigo1 wrote:I wonder if they'll have an episode where they deal with horny women without sex toys.

What do you mean NO sex toys, their all vegetables!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-28 01:30am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:I wonder if they'll have an episode where they deal with horny women without sex toys.
What do you mean NO sex toys, their all vegetables!

Congrats SyntaxVorlon! You just discovered the entire point of my post.

*claps furiously*

Mitth · Post by **Mitth** » 2003-06-28 02:14am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Salad Shooter.

That made me chuckle.

I have watched a few of the veggetales movies. If you need a way to preach Christianity to kids at a young age (Get them early, eh?), that is the way to go. Whichever person(s) developed these things are making a lot of money, methinks.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-28 03:41am

Somehow I just pictured Caine and Lillith as Rabbits....

So that would explain their monsterous murderous broods....

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-28 03:47am

I was a counselor last year for three weeks. On Thursday morning of each week they had what they called a "pajama breakfast" with cartoons. The cartoon was VeggieTales. I was watching the 7-9 year olds each week.

By the end of it I was almost ready to punch any kid who tried singing any of those damned annoying songs.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-28 03:48am

Oh, yeah, that reminds me. First person to mention hairbrushes gets a sharpened crowbar rammed up where the sun don't shine.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-28 07:49am

Crayz9000 wrote:Oh, yeah, that reminds me. First person to mention hairbrushes gets a sharpened crowbar rammed up where the sun don't shine.

What about hairbruOW!!!! *Calls proctologist*

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-28 10:21am

Crayz9000 wrote: By the end of it I was almost ready to punch any kid who tried singing any of those damned annoying songs.

SEIBUUUUUUUU!!!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-28 04:35pm

But..but...the bunny song is so kewl!!

"The bunny, the bunny, ooh, I love the bunny..." Good times. Veggietales rocks.