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*Looks around at the mostly empty ship*

"Oh, hi!"

And then me and my current GF start going at it...

(Yes, I've only been with one girl...)
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I would sit and giggle to myself, as I would be the only one around to hear it... would make a pretty poor experiment really, although if I really got bored, I could always get some fish in the jacuzzi or something...
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Umm... hello? Wierdo aliens? Is anyone else here? No, huh? Well, can we abduct some more people?
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I'd try to keep politics from coming up. Any. Way. Possible.
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Wha? W-Where'd everyone go?

*sniffle* I'm lonely. *cries for a few minutes*

Ooh! Food!
That's what would happen. Except for the crying part. I haven't cried in years.
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I'd try to keep politics from coming up. Any. Way. Possible.
Pfft. I'd zoom by in a speedboat with a bullhorn and yell "SO HOW ABOUT THAT LAST ELECTION?"

Give the aliens something to watch. :-p
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That would be one crazy party boat. On further thought, it would be interesting to see who would pair off with whom. I just hope some of the fetishists don't offend the more mainstream lovers I have been honored to know.

I would be happy to ..swing..by and pick up some of you people stuck alone out there! :D
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Coyote wrote:What happens?
I start screwing her in every position I can think of. :)
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Acacia wrote:That would be one crazy party boat. On further thought, it would be interesting to see who would pair off with whom. I just hope some of the fetishists don't offend the more mainstream lovers I have been honored to know.

I would be happy to ..swing..by and pick up some of you people stuck alone out there! :D
Bah, I'm sinking you and capturing your booty! (oooo, I'm punny!)
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Acacia wrote:I would be happy to ..swing..by and pick up some of you people stuck alone out there! :D
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First, my wife would survey the surrounding. Second, no doubt, she'd throw my dumb ass overboard in a vain attempt to save me. :D
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StarshipTitanic wrote:Bah, I'm sinking you and capturing your booty! (oooo, I'm punny!)
Who'd be sinking who... S.Titanic? :twisted:

On-topic, it'll be rather lonely on my ship, but I guess the aliens can learn about what happens when a guy gets stuck with nothing to do but watch porn, read books and/or fishing from the side of the ship... Hmmm... Maybe watch porn and/or read books while in the first-class rooms' spa tubs... Oh, this is so pathetic. :lol:
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I'd try to keep politics from coming up. Any. Way. Possible.
Well, I wouldn't know, but I'd wager politics would be a sure-fire way to kill the mood during sex. :D

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Eleas wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I'd try to keep politics from coming up. Any. Way. Possible.
Well, I wouldn't know, but I'd wager politics would be a sure-fire way to kill the mood during sex. :D

("Ooo, I like that. Hey, what do you think about the Kyoto treaty, honey?")
Men. Always presuming a state of sex is instant or constant. *grumbles darkly and contemplates torture*
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Eleas wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I'd try to keep politics from coming up. Any. Way. Possible.
Well, I wouldn't know, but I'd wager politics would be a sure-fire way to kill the mood during sex. :D

("Ooo, I like that. Hey, what do you think about the Kyoto treaty, honey?")
Men. Always presuming a state of sex is instant or constant. *grumbles darkly and contemplates torture*
Where did I do that? A "state" of sex would be known as "gender", would it not? In that case I think my own is fairly constant. At least, it was last I checked.
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I'm just waiting for somone to say, to the Aliens:

"Dudes, I don't have anywhere near enough money to pay for all these hookers again...."
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Eleas wrote:
Where did I do that? A "state" of sex would be known as "gender", would it not? In that case I think my own is fairly constant. At least, it was last I checked.
This is coming from Jaina Dax?
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Where did I do that? A "state" of sex would be known as "gender", would it not? In that case I think my own is fairly constant. At least, it was last I checked.
This is coming from Jaina Dax?
No, this is coming from Björn, the part of the body that's realized it's 5 AM and brightening outside. Jaina handles the coming quite well on her own, thank you very much. :P
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