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Hrmm... let's see what's on PAX TV right now... hrm... some guy is going on about Original Sin.
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This reminds me of the Jesus Fighter website... :twisted:
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EmperorMing wrote:This reminds me of the Jesus Fighter website... :twisted:
"Jesus Fighter" sounds like a cool TV show
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LadyTevar wrote:What's wrong with VegieTales? I've grown to love it, after seeing the same episodes countless times with my nephews...... :lol:
Veggie tales has a sense of humour, and it provides cleaned-up versions of Biblical stories for the amusement of children. It's really quite a clever way of softening them up for the blood-and-guts real version of these stories; give them a sanitized version, get them to accept its goodness, and then after years of indoctrination, carefully spoonfeed the real version to them once they've already taken intellectual "ownership" of the stories and will tend to defend them and ignore their moral bankruptcy even in the face of overwhelming evidence.
But... but... they use PYTHON References! They can't be that bad! :lol:
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EmperorMing wrote:This reminds me of the Jesus Fighter website... :twisted:
Jesus Fighter?? Don't you mean "Bible-Man"??

Bible-Man, Bible-Man, does what a Bible can....
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No one beats God Man from tom the dancing bug.

And if veggie tales had a jesus vs satan fight, it would not show the crucifix powerbomb but the holy handgrenade of antioch punch.
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Darth Wong wrote:I'm thinking about recording Christian TV.
Howabout you work on that Fanfic instead?

Besides, we all know how it goes. Chrisitan TV is surprisingly Formuleic(sic)
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Sea Skimmer wrote:You must have a grudge against your VCR if you'd force it to deal with such crap, the massive hilarity aside.
Perhaps it is a Toshiba, and thus deserves it.
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None of this compares to I Strip For God, a local program in NYC.

I shit you not, a 20-something woman strips on TV, uncensored, while biblical passages flash on the bottom of the screen. She's not too bad, but it gets very creepy...
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SirNitram wrote:None of this compares to I Strip For God, a local program in NYC.

I shit you not, a 20-something woman strips on TV, uncensored, while biblical passages flash on the bottom of the screen. She's not too bad, but it gets very creepy...
Okay...now that tops the cake. :shock:

I've seen the whole 700 club, Baker...etc garbage for much of it's rise and fall...and seen the nuts.

But stripping to the bible.

That is a whole new kettle of fish.
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SirNitram wrote:None of this compares to I Strip For God, a local program in NYC.

I shit you not, a 20-something woman strips on TV, uncensored, while biblical passages flash on the bottom of the screen. She's not too bad, but it gets very creepy...
Wouldn't that mean she'll be causing "Lust in our hearts"?

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Lonestar wrote:
SirNitram wrote:None of this compares to I Strip For God, a local program in NYC.

I shit you not, a 20-something woman strips on TV, uncensored, while biblical passages flash on the bottom of the screen. She's not too bad, but it gets very creepy...
Wouldn't that mean she'll be causing "Lust in our hearts"?

:?:
According to her, Jesus came to her in a dream and told her to use her body to convert people.

I'm not sure who paid for the implants she got partway through. I doubt the church does that sort of thing.
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SirNitram wrote:

According to her, Jesus came to her in a dream and told her to use her body to convert people.

I'm not sure who paid for the implants she got partway through. I doubt the church does that sort of thing.
Maybe the Church of Jeebus does!
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When I was at Marshall University, there were three different Christian television stations available. Made for some interesting late nights :shock:
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I'll just respond to Wong's initial comment that I've seen no funnier (or scarier, as the case may be) televangelist than Robert Tilton, of farting preacher fame.

It's been done before, but even without the flatulant sound effects (it really does look like he's trying to release something...!), he sure acts like a crazy guy you'd never trust with your money in a million years....
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SirNitram wrote:None of this compares to I Strip For God, a local program in NYC.

I shit you not, a 20-something woman strips on TV, uncensored, while biblical passages flash on the bottom of the screen. She's not too bad, but it gets very creepy...
Can you tape it, censor the bible passages, and put it on a P2P for... uh, the public? :P
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Alex Moon wrote:When I was at Marshall University, there were three different Christian television stations available. Made for some interesting late nights :shock:
Marshall University.......?

As in Thundering Herd?

If so, we have to talk....... :)
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SirNitram wrote:None of this compares to I Strip For God, a local program in NYC.

I shit you not, a 20-something woman strips on TV, uncensored, while biblical passages flash on the bottom of the screen. She's not too bad, but it gets very creepy...
Can you tape it, censor the bible passages, and put it on a P2P for... uh, the public? :P
If I ever move back to the NYC area, alright. There's better porn, though. I think it's more the sheer shock value which blew me away.
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LadyTevar wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:When I was at Marshall University, there were three different Christian television stations available. Made for some interesting late nights :shock:
Marshall University.......?

As in Thundering Herd?

If so, we have to talk....... :)
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Alex Moon wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:When I was at Marshall University, there were three different Christian television stations available. Made for some interesting late nights :shock:
Marshall University.......?

As in Thundering Herd?

If so, we have to talk....... :)
Yup. Now I'm back in CO going to CU Boulder.
Well I'll be... never thought I'd meet another MU student on here. :)
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Simon H.Johansen wrote: Bible-Man, Bible-Man, does what a Bible can....
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With Christain Rock, Satan vs. Jesus wrestling an the like, when can we expect "Christian porno"? It would be based on Biblical events (Like everything in the Garden of Eden, for example), and at the end, a minister would help you pray for forgiveness.
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"Fucking for Jesus" ... why can't I see that posted at the local church... :?
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There is a children's show on one of the public access channels called "Faithville." Hilariously bad.
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