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Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-27 10:51pm

XaLEv wrote:
jmac wrote: Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?
Because they use the time to stretch their labia minora out into long prehensile tentacles with which they will take the first steps towards world domination.

Um, and how would they do that? Refuse to let go of the guy's penis?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-27 11:02pm

The tentacles will sodomize the male populace. Obviously.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-27 11:07pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, usually before or after I masturbate.

As for random erections, I always get them when I'm tired. It's quite annoying...

Argh, yeah that's really annoying...

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-06-27 11:10pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:The tentacles will sodomize the male populace. Obviously.

It looks like someone has been downloading Japanese fetish hentai...

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-06-28 12:22am

If you get a random one in class, just put one leg on your knee and that'll block it.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-28 12:32am

aerius wrote:There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?

Maybe they just rub their legs together a lot. Dunno.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-06-28 12:35am

Shinova wrote:Maybe they just rub their legs together a lot. Dunno.

I think they substitute it with preparing for things. You know, dressing, undressing, putting on makeup, etc. They're still playing with their bodies, just not in a 'dirty' way.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-28 12:36am

They can also do pelvic exercises, I believe...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-28 12:37am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:They can also do pelvic exercises, I believe...

What, Kegel exercises?

The ones with the y chromosomes can do those too.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-06-28 12:44am

Well, I tend to have enough "problems" with crotch-grabbing without me having to do it myself.

Mitth · Post by **Mitth** » 2003-06-28 01:52am

aerius wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:my friend gets boners in his sleep all the time.
It's because he touches himself at night, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ahem. THese tend to happen while he is fully clothed, asleep on my couch. And it happens to be during the day a lot, he keeps odd hours at my house (he doesn't have a computer, uses mine every chance he gets)

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-06-28 01:53am

jmac wrote:
aerius wrote:There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?
Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?

Proven statistical fact: 60% of all women masturbate. The other 40% expect you to believe it takes that long to take a bath.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-06-28 01:56am

Durandal wrote:
jmac wrote:
aerius wrote:There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?
Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?
Proven statistical fact: 60% of all women masturbate. The other 40% expect you to believe it takes that long to take a bath.

I think women just enjoy taking long baths. Rebecca never locks the door when she's taking a bath and I walk in on her all the time. In ten years, I've never caught her masturbating.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-28 03:11am

Well, you know guys, that massaging shower head isn't just there for the small of the back.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-28 03:13am

Gil Hamilton wrote:Well, you know guys, that massaging shower head isn't just there for the small of the back.

Works great on the scalp too.

Just turn it up on high and strip that bitch.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-06-28 03:16am

XaLEv wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:Well, you know guys, that massaging shower head isn't just there for the small of the back.
Works great on the scalp too.

Just turn it up on high and strip that bitch.

It’s also a great foreplay mechanism.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-06-28 07:29pm

Darth Wong wrote:I think women just enjoy taking long baths. Rebecca never locks the door when she's taking a bath and I walk in on her all the time. In ten years, I've never caught her masturbating.

Then she's a statistical error.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-06-28 07:49pm

I'm a lifelong self-fondler. One time, at an early age, my grandmother even noticed it and instantly snapped at me, "Turn loose of your penis!" Boy, was that embarrassing!

Things got slightly more complex when puberty hit and I started growing hair down there. Now I play with my pubes too, which usually involves gently culling all the looseys out, so I guess one might chalk that up as grooming (think Gattaca). Don't worry though, my dick still gets plenty of attention. Balls too, but one wrong move and I'll be doubled over in pain for a good ten minutes...

Damn, I just realized how many hours of non-sexual entertainment I've derived from my groin over the years!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-28 07:54pm

Galvatron wrote: One time, at an early age, my grandmother even noticed it and instantly snapped at me, "Turn loose of your penis!"

That is a very strange thing for a grandma to say.

EDIT: Sigged.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-28 10:35pm

Ok, to those of you who pluck out your pubes when you're just carelessly playing with yourself--what do you do with the hairs? You do this when you're bored or just chillin', right? So, you're not usually in the bathroom then, right? PLEASE tell me you don't just leave the hairs sitting around your office floor, or in your living room couch, or something....

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-06-28 11:18pm

Zaia wrote:Ok, to those of you who pluck out your pubes when you're just carelessly playing with yourself--what do you do with the hairs? You do this when you're bored or just chillin', right? So, you're not usually in the bathroom then, right? PLEASE tell me you don't just leave the hairs sitting around your office floor, or in your living room couch, or something....

Ow!

Who plucks their pubes?

I cull out the loose ones, and since most of my groin-play is done through my clothing, that's only when taking a leak or in the shower. Therefore, I end up discarding them safely down the shower drain or in the toilet. No hairs around the office, on keyboards or in coffee cups. I'm no savage.

Note: it's much easier to cull dry pubes.

nechronius · Post by **nechronius** » 2003-06-28 11:39pm

Darth Wong wrote:I think women just enjoy taking long baths. Rebecca never locks the door when she's taking a bath and I walk in on her all the time. In ten years, I've never caught her masturbating.

I think someone needs to use their force powers and walk up in complete stealth.

nechronius · Post by **nechronius** » 2003-06-28 11:42pm

Galvatron wrote:Note: it's much easier to cull dry pubes.

60 meter tall radioactive mutant lizards don't get pubic hair.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-29 02:28pm

nechronius wrote:
60 meter tall radioactive mutant lizards don't get pubic hair.

Yeah. You just get Pubic Scales. Not much better...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-29 07:28pm

My pubic hairs go into a conveniently placed trash receptacle by my chair.

Well, at least he's had pubic scales all his life, so there's no adjustment needed.

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