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Which Bat-Bastards did you wish were in Continuity

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1. Huntress Earth 2: Batman & Catwoman
2. Son of the Bat: Batman & Talia
3. Darkfire: Starfire & Nightwing (yes We know cross species reproduction is impossible...)
4. Spoiler's Kid (If she had it with Robin instead of the jerk from their High School)
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:1. Huntress Earth 2: Batman & Catwoman
2. Son of the Bat: Batman & Talia
3. Darkfire: Starfire & Nightwing (yes We know cross species reproduction is impossible...)
4. Spoiler's Kid (If she had it with Robin instead of the jerk from their High School)
They'd all be cool but I'd like the Son of the Bat kid the most since he wouldn't impact much other than Batman & Talia's relationship.

Darkfire would be cool especially since Nightwing & Starfire haven't been together for awhile. There'd be some interesting stuff going on with her parents plus it would be interesting to see Dick having to deal with his own superpowered kid.

The other two would be interesting but mostly from the relationship standpoint.
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The Spoiler and Robin one, simply for the headaches it would cause for everyone.

Batman : How many times have I told you? Use the Bat Condoms when you have sex. The Utility belt's there for a reason!
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Pfft cross speciese means anything in comic universe :P ?

Either way the Robin/Spoiler kid would just be funny seeing the whole gang seriously..."Okay nice that you got laid(as Batman muses why he hasn't had sex yet with Catwoman)...but a kid...so do we dress him up and saddle him with Ace?"
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Rob Wilson wrote:The Spoiler and Robin one, simply for the headaches it would cause for everyone.

Batman : How many times have I told you? Use the Bat Condoms when you have sex. The Utility belt's there for a reason!
Bat condoms? What about the Bat Pregancy Repellent?
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Ghost Rider wrote:Pfft cross speciese means anything in comic universe :P ?

Either way the Robin/Spoiler kid would just be funny seeing the whole gang seriously..."Okay nice that you got laid(as Batman muses why he hasn't had sex yet with Catwoman)...but a kid...so do we dress him up and saddle him with Ace?"
Fit a childseat in the Batmobile?

Give Robin a Papoose?

Give Batgirl a Pram to push - Lone Bat and Cub. :twisted:

Hire Huntress as a Nanny?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:The Spoiler and Robin one, simply for the headaches it would cause for everyone.

Batman : How many times have I told you? Use the Bat Condoms when you have sex. The Utility belt's there for a reason!
Bat condoms? What about the Bat Pregancy Repellent?
Holy Virile Sperm Batman! :)
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The kid if a boy would at least take Dick Grayson's "Boy Hostage" moniker away from him :P

Though I could see it in the Batmobile

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Batman : Robin, you have a child? You had sex with a girl... but I thought we had something special.
Damn looks like it's time for another phone-in special, I'd better start trawling the orphanages again.
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lol

I was worried about this at first...

of course the scariest possibility would be "Son of the Bat" boinking Earth 2 Huntress.....

what your my sister...ewww...
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:lol

I was worried about this at first...

of course the scariest possibility would be "Son of the Bat" boinking Earth 2 Huntress.....

what your my sister...ewww...
ROTFLMAO

Damn I wish I'd thought of that.

Then Batman steps out of the shadows under the stairs and says "Sissster? You were wise to keep this from me!" (hey it's a SW board, someone was bound to do Bats as Vader. :P ).
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Great now we have a new Elseworlds going...
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Great now we have a new Elseworlds going...
Batman : Dark Lord Detective.

Batman : Joker, if this is a warehouse, where's is the manifest? For the Last time, where have you hidden the Boy Wonder?

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Of course since she was raised on Tammaria by her mother Darkfire would be funny as a Future "Robin"

Batman Beyond era: Let me get this straight, you absorb knowledge through kissing, you fly, and fire blasts of "Darkplasma" that can destroy a whole city block!!!

Bruce why didn't you tell me dick had such a strange daughter....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course since she was raised on Tammaria by her mother Darkfire would be funny as a Future "Robin"

Batman Beyond era: Let me get this straight, you absorb knowledge through kissing, you fly, and fire blasts of "Darkplasma" that can destroy a whole city block!!!

Bruce why didn't you tell me dick had such a strange daughter....
Hell that would work too. Colin this demands fanfic of some sort, an episode where Terry gets his Robin, from outer space. :)
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Well the scary part is that like (Bat's son) Nightwing's daughter Does sorta exist in continuity (She's a baby on Tammaria), however the Terry era she would be a teen.....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well the scary part is that like (Bat's son) Nightwing's daughter Does sorta exist in continuity (She's a baby on Tammaria), however the Terry era she would be a teen.....
Im guessing she's been mentioned in later titan books then. As the last I saw of her mother she was the bitch queen from hell!
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Yeah, her mom left Earth for home and as a result of the whole John Byrne steals Wondergirl/Trioa thing she was introduced as a member of the titans of 15 years hence.....

Dick never figured out who she was, and wanted to know if she knew anything about what was up with Starfire.....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yeah, her mom left Earth for home and as a result of the whole John Byrne steals Wondergirl/Trioa thing she was introduced as a member of the titans of 15 years hence.....

Dick never figured out who she was, and wanted to know if she knew anything about what was up with Starfire.....
Ah, ok then.
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