Worst Christian Slogan ever

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-28 04:53pm

"Noah obeyed God and became the Survivor of the first reality show."

I actually saw this today, driving past a Church. I had to drive past it again to make sure I read it correctly. Horrible.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2003-06-28 05:00pm

In other words, be Christian or die. Do they WANT to drive people away from their religion?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-28 05:15pm

Wow that's dumb.
What denomination?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-28 05:49pm

Durran Korr wrote:"Noah obeyed God and became the Survivor of the first reality show."

I actually saw this today, driving past a Church. I had to drive past it again to make sure I read it correctly. Horrible.

Think I'm gonna puke....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-28 05:54pm

Looks like somebody took Series 7 a bit too far.

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-06-28 06:13pm

I prefer the slogan from the Landover Baptist Church:

JESUS IS GONNA GET YOU!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-28 06:26pm

I'm not sure if that's worse than 'Jesus is the ROCK that DOESN'T ROLL'

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-06-28 06:26pm

The one I really can't stand is:

No Jesus; No Peace. Know Jesus; Know Peace.

It makes me want to hurl every time I see it.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-28 06:30pm

I saw this one the other day: "America Bless God".

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-06-28 06:43pm

Oh, and the runner up has to be the car plaque which shows the little fish with legs, and the name "Darwin" being eaten by a larger fish with the word "Truth" on it.

As they said on the website where I found this picture: This should probably be called the "ironic" fish, but someone wouldn't get it.

It never ceases to amaze me how people can prefer an inconsistent and outrageous collection of ancient myths to hard scientific evidence.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-28 07:16pm

Baron Scarpia wrote:I prefer the slogan from the Landover Baptist Church:

JESUS IS GONNA GET YOU!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-06-28 07:41pm

Durran Korr wrote:"Noah obeyed God and became the Survivor of the first reality show."

The first reality show was when Adam and Eve were both voted off the island.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-06-28 07:58pm

Durran Korr wrote:"Noah obeyed God and became the Survivor of the first reality show."

I doubt the ratings were very high for it though.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-28 07:58pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Wow that's dumb.
What denomination?

Trying to think. Methodist, maybe?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-28 08:46pm

XaLEv wrote:I saw this one the other day: "America Bless God".

Yup. Except when he lets bad stuff happen to it.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2003-06-28 09:03pm

Durran Korr wrote:"Noah obeyed God and became the Survivor of the first reality show."

I actually saw this today, driving past a Church. I had to drive past it again to make sure I read it correctly. Horrible.

It is stupid, I faced worse that they seem to face in Survivor in boy scout camp <g>
I dream of pulling the teams of survivor and telling them "Survivor has been cancelled, we have joined you up with Eco-Challenge "

Noah is more like The Wreck of Edmonds Figerald combined with a Perfect Storm. Wooden splinters is all you would have left.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-06-28 09:04pm

My best friend knew of a church that would always put whacky stuff on its sign. One week, the sign read, "Sign broke. Come inside for message."

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-28 09:06pm

Another good one is "FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN! DETAILS INSIDE!"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-28 11:22pm

One of my favorites was a "Couples for Christ" bumpersticker. I wanted to get a "Single for Satan" one to shit them.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-28 11:39pm

I'd like a bumper sticker where the Jesus fish and the Science/Darwin fish were swimming side-by-side.

...no, screw that, I hate fish.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2003-06-28 11:49pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I'd like a bumper sticker where the Jesus fish and the Science/Darwin fish were swimming side-by-side.
...no, screw that, I hate fish.

How about "Lord, Please save me from your Followers"
Seen that and considered it amusing and true.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-28 11:58pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I'd like a bumper sticker where the Jesus fish and the Science/Darwin fish were swimming side-by-side.

...no, screw that, I hate fish.

I've seen one in which the Darwin fish is eating the Jesus fish.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-29 12:08am

How about one where the Cthulhu squid is eating all three?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-29 12:45am

Durran Korr wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Wow that's dumb.
What denomination?
Trying to think. Methodist, maybe?

I doubt that a Methodist church would be that over the top. Assembly of God, I betcha!

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-29 01:07am

I'm about to head on to church tonight, and I think i'll suggest some funny signs. Any suggestions?

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