Funny Christian Program

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-06-25 07:44pm

I was watching this program on a christian cable channel, just a little of it. The whole idea of the program seemed to be that Christians in the US are facing persecution by Atheists. That stuck me as very funny. Since Christians are a major in the US. It would seem that Atheists would face more persecution that Christians.

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-06-25 10:22pm

Well, you're missing their whole point; When ever the Christian church does not get exactly as it wants, they're obviously being "persecuted".

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-06-26 04:16am

paladin wrote:I was watching this program on a christian cable channel, just a little of it. The whole idea of the program seemed to be that Christians in the US are facing persecution by Atheists. That stuck me as very funny. Since Christians are a major in the US. It would seem that Atheists would face more persecution that Christians.

That would be one of the stupidest things I ever heard. In reality it is the other way around.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-26 08:12am

Ah yes, the old "help us defeat the evil nonbelivers by sending us money!" ploy.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-06-26 08:24am

Yeah, that's called "projection." These retards actually believe that we atheists are persecuting THEM. I would love to see them demonstrate this, since it is us who are the 'villains' they speak about every Sunday from their pulpits.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-28 01:54am

Ohh I hate that crap. I'm an athiest and proud of it. I don't harass those that believe in a higher being. Most people that I know don't even know that I'm an athiest. I don't agree their religious beliefs, but I atleast respect their right to believe in such. Why can't they respect my right NOT to?

Fucking fundies.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-28 05:21am

back when I was going to church, it was an omnipresent knowledge that christians were under attack by secularists, closed off from tv, shut out of schools -

now Im an atheist, I see the other side. . .

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-06-28 03:30pm

yes because schools NEED prayer in them to teach kids history, math, and how to read...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-28 03:34pm

"I`m an atheist and i`m ok i sleep all night and i do not pray"

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-06-28 04:21pm

It's part and parcel of the Fundamentalist mindset. Fundies are black-and-white thinkers who have all-or-nothing mentalities. If they see one instance where their dogma is rejected by secularists, then they are being oppressed and harrassed. If they aren't allowed to beat people over the heads with their beliefs, they are oppressed and harrassed.

On top of that, they have the ultimate martyr complex, as it is built into their religion. If they can't complain about being oppressed and harrassed, they don't feel close enough to Jesus.

If they want to be closer to Jesus, I would recommend high doses of strichanin.

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-06-28 04:34pm

Let's go on TV and cry for donations from the public in order to save them from the nuts and whack-jobs who are trying to "save" them from the ultimate sin of thinking for themselves.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-28 04:44pm

Christians facing persecution in America... Reminds me of that "Life in our Anti-Christian America" essay that had stuff like "People swear on a copy of "Orgin of the Species" in courts", "Former president George Bush said he didn't consider Christians to be US citizens", and "The pledge of alliegence says "One nation, anti-God..."".

They should realize that just because they can't establish a theocracy in the United States doesn't mean they're being persecuted.

Oddysseus · Post by **Oddysseus** » 2003-06-29 04:44am

Well it is always the claim. They van't stand the thought that they are wrong (Though to be fair I am somewhat Christian - like Blade is somewhat a vampire.). Some force is always out to get them, and they usually are or worship the devil. It would be more funny to watch if it weren't real, and far to deadly serious to ignore.

But onto the examples:

Antisodomy law struck down = Gay Agenda sweeping the nation

Stronger environmental law = Green Theocracy (i.e. Pagans) is corrupting our law and breaking pact with god

Antiabortion laws struck down = those evil liverals and their baby hating ways

Carrot Top stays around and gets gigs = The end is nigh
- But I think we all agree with this.

It's scarey enough to see the evangelist who want the US to join in a mutual defense pact with Israel, hoping to soon fight some epic final apocalyptic battle. Man, talk about people who need lives, or to get laid.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-29 06:06am

Sure.

I technically can't hold political office in my home state because i'm an a atheist, and yet the fundies are the oppressed ones.

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