IS OLIVER A "HUMANZEE"?
Oliver: male, 30ish, very hairy, height 1.2 meters, weight 50 kilos, erect posture, unusual ears, offensive odor. Oscar always walks on two feet, uses a human toilet (which he flushes), can mix drinks, and enjoys a cup of coffee and a nightcap. Chimps ignore him; humans wonder what he is.
Superficially, Oscar is definitely chimp-like; but shave his head and he becomes eerily human. Although Oscar was widely exhibited in the 1970s, his fame diminished in the 1980s. But now, scientists want to count his chromosomes and find out what he really is. One suggestion is a cross between a chimpanzee and a bonobo (a "pygmy chimpanzee"). Or how about a chimp-human hybrid? There have been dark rumors of hushhush experiments in China, Italy, and the U.S.
We'll let you know what the geneticists conclude -- unless there is more "hush-hush."
(Holden, Constance; "'Mutant' Chimp Gets a Gene Check," Science, 274:727, 1996. Also: Anonymous; "Oo-be-doo, I Want to Be Like You," Fortean Times, no. 95, p. 15, February 1997.)
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kojikun wrote:its a chimp that walks on two legs. nothing special.
The Important thing is that my coworker is named Oliver.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
kojikun wrote:its a chimp that walks on two legs. nothing special.
Wouldn't an ape that walks on two legs other than a human be significant to those who think that humans aren't animals?
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This came up on another board I visit recently. Someone said that the genetic tests showed that he's really just part of an isolated subspecies of chimpanzee.
