Amusing conversation with Talen

[Alyrium Denryle]

Enforcer Talen says:
13:14
So will I break down the wall that ye have daubed with untempered morter, and bring it down to the ground, so that the foundation thereof shall be discovered, and it shall fall, and ye shall be consumed in the midst thereof: and ye shall know that I am the LORD.


13:15
Thus will I accomplish my wrath upon the wall, and upon them that have daubed it with untempered morter, and will say
Enforcer Talen says:
no, mister! dont attack that wall!
Enforcer Talen says:
cnn: a robed man in a flowing beard was seen today riding a bulldozer into an antique house
Harbinger says:
LMAO
Enforcer Talen says:
cnn, continued: he seemed to have some trouble backing out of the house, and ran away on foot. a squad of iron cars have apprehended him and he is in for questioning
Harbinger says:
LMAO!
Enforcer Talen says:
cnn: it is believed they will charge him also with attempting to bribe an officer, offering a large house with transparent gold
Harbinger says:
LOL
Enforcer Talen says:
officer: we dont usually see nuts like this. he wanted me to sing at him for the rest of my life, and I would be bathed in his light. considering how long ago he took a shower, I dont want to see any light of his
Harbinger says:
LOL
Enforcer Talen says:
cnn: some cultists were at the scene, and were raising signs that said this bearded man loved everyone. some worry it is the beginning of the new manson family
Harbinger says:
*chitters gleefully*
Enforcer Talen says:
cnn: this is just in. his name is apparently 'redeemer', obviously changed, and he leads a rather bloody cult, which includes the statements, if your hand offends you, cut it off, and you should reciprocate violence. some think they are a branch of the satanists, particuarly with the gruesome animal corpses foudn at his house, on fire
Harbinger says:
lol
Enforcer Talen says:
local satanist: we didnt have anything to do with this guy. we just believe in independence, not religion or animal torture. we wouldnt touch this guy with a 10 foot pole
Harbinger says:
LOL
Harbinger says:
It is true too
Enforcer Talen says:
^^

cnn: this has become a bit of religious controversy here, with the local earth mother of the wiccan coven saying "this is the worst side of religion. we believe in respecting each other, and all life; this horrific cult is some sort of death worship. I hope no one follows in their footsteps"
Harbinger says:
lol
Enforcer Talen says:
local rabbi: this cult seems to have taken some of our texts, but even we know not to read them literally. times change, and different meanings need to be read. you cant stay in place with the same text, century in, century out
Harbinger says:
" What do the christians have to say about this John?"
Enforcer Talen says:
john: yes, well, there seem to be several sects othese new christians, some saying this is way out of hand, others saying this is exactly what should be doing, as the wrath of god will come down on the evil ones. the fbi is looking into it as a terror organization
Enforcer Talen says:
fbi: yeah, these guys are nuts. ignore the last 2 thousand years of science for their obsessive mantra - some of them even believe they can walk on water
Enforcer Talen says:
fbi: this has caused some trouble, as some of them cant swim
Enforcer Talen says:
hospital: yes, the fellow is recovering nicely
Harbinger says:
" Christians? Terrorists? No, sure they blow up abortion clinics, but terrorists?"
Enforcer Talen says:
heh
Enforcer Talen says:
if christianity was the new cult, it would be banned
Enforcer Talen says:
feel free to post my quotes at sdnet btw
Harbinger says:
it would be
Harbinger says:
hehehehe

[Enforcer Talen]

cmon people! be amused!

[God Emperor]

I am

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That's some hilarious shit right there.
Talk about turning the tables!