When Do You Have Sex?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-01 09:12pm

As the question asks, when do you most often have sex? I tried to call my buddy up today around noon, and when I finally got a hold of her a couple hours later she told me she was getting frisky with her BF earlier on. That got me thinking and the result is this poll.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-01 09:17pm

Evening...when I can

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-01 09:18pm

Evening... thats about it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-01 09:22pm

No sex for me. But, I do wack it at night and in the morning sometimes.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-01 09:25pm

I'll split the fist whenever convenience and desire meet.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-07-01 09:39pm

Morning.... what a way to wake up.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-01 09:48pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Morning.... what a way to wake up.

how do you do it? When i wake up im so tired. Well to each his own

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-01 09:56pm

thecreech wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Morning.... what a way to wake up.
how do you do it? When i wake up im so tired. Well to each his own

I've only been able to have sex in the morning upon waking up a couple times. The urge to take the morning pee means I go right to washroom as soon as I wake up, and I feel unclean & unsexy until I can freshen myself up. Now if I wake up early enough I can freshen myself up, eat, and have sex while it's still morning, but it's summer and I'm lazy so that doesn't happen. Most of my sex is in the afternoon or night.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-07-01 10:04pm

se..x. What is that?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-07-01 10:05pm

This thread should be very educational, as many people will try to use as many different ways to say "never" as possible.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-01 10:06pm

Afternoons.

Last week the girlfriend woke me up at 3 in the morning for it. So its not a strict thing.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-01 10:09pm

I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-07-01 10:11pm

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

That shouldn't stop anybody.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-01 10:25pm

Anytime, as long as there's no one around.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-01 10:34pm

irishmick79 wrote:
YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.
That shouldn't stop anybody.

Unless his high school is populated by girls who you can catch STDs from eye contact, like mine.

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-07-01 10:37pm

I could never do it in the morning. I just feel too tired when I wake up and I always have that dirty sweaty (unfresh) feeling. Night is usually the best time for me and Maria.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-01 10:40pm

StarshipTitanic wrote:
irishmick79 wrote:
YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.
That shouldn't stop anybody.
Unless his high school is populated by girls who you can catch STDs from eye contact, like mine.

Or if the girls are all spoiled brats with enough make-up to match their body weight pound for pound...

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-01 10:49pm

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

That did stop anyone in high school that i knew

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-07-01 10:53pm

I believe I have made numerous posts in the past explaining why I have a higher chance of getting hit by lightning. But, they make good postcount boosters so . . . . nope, I don't have sex.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-01 10:54pm

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

As am I.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-01 11:01pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Or if the girls are all spoiled brats with enough make-up to match their body weight pound for pound...

Which is the case.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-01 11:02pm

No, for me to have sex I'm going to have to become a lot more intelligent/attractive/likable/witty.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-01 11:04pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:As am I.

High school, as in Junior High School. As in grade 9. As in 14. As in I really want to get laid.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-01 11:06pm

You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-01 11:09pm

YT300000 wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:As am I.

High school, as in Junior High School. As in grade 9. As in 14. As in I really want to get laid.

Oh.

I'm a junior.