When Do You Have Sex?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-01 11:16pm

I have sex whenever wherever (in the house) and however, so I choose Sex All Day.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-01 11:19pm

Usually in the afternoon or at night, but with the nice weather we're finally getting it'll soon be mornings and nights since afternoons are too nice to spend indoors, even if it is sex we're talking about. Now we could make love outside but there's the slight problem of living in a city and a distinct lack of privacy, not to mention the disease-ridden mosquitos and other bugs.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-01 11:20pm

I'm 14, 'nuff said.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-01 11:52pm

I haven't even finished 9th grade yet. But I'm not a morning person, anyway.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-01 11:53pm

Durran Korr wrote:You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.

Damn straight. Except I'm still 18. But I bet I'll hit 30 and not get laid.

So, shut it, you damn high schoolers, and quit yer whining, because I can easily say I've had it worse and longer.

And on that note, I'd just like to add that everytime I see one of these threads I have an incredible urge to kill the originator of it...then kill all those who say they have sex in them. Remember that starnge ethics one about this ship? Y'know, where I went around in my big empty boat sinking everyone? Yeah, that's what I want to do when I see these threads. Braggarts.

*grabs gun*

( Just so you know, I'm...mostly...kidding. Or so I shall tell the detectives... *evil grin* )

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-07-01 11:56pm

MORNING SEX IS BEST! LOL!

Not that we do it every morning, but mornings tend to be our most "intense" sexual times together.

Quickies during lunch hours are also very kewl! It's the rush and ripping off of clothes that makes a lunch quickie so fun. But it is also more just raw sex than intimacy.

Honestly, I think our most intimate most "connect" times are the early mornings. Things are peaceful and quiet and lying there touching and being together just seems so much more meaningful than anything else.

After that, my partner and I shower together every morning. That tends to be our communication period - we talk about schedules and stuff and perhaps do a little more if time permits.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-01 11:59pm

RogueIce wrote:And on that note, I'd just like to add that everytime I see one of these threads I have an incredible urge to kill the originator of it...then kill all those who say they have sex in them.

That would not be a very nice thing to do now would it? Think of the females, there's 2 that have posted here saying they've had sex. How could you do such a thing? Such violent thoughts....

Just kidding!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-07-02 12:10am

RI and DK, I've got you both beat. I'm going to be 21 in September and the chances that I'll loose my virginity by then look slim to none.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-07-02 12:30am

As often as possible... Unfortunately, I don't get to see my GF very often...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-02 12:49am

jmac wrote:That would not be a very nice thing to do now would it? Think of the females, there's 2 that have posted here saying they've had sex. How could you do such a thing? Such violent thoughts....

Just kidding!

Well, you see, if those two females would "assist" me (or find a fellow female who would), then I wouldn't have this problem anymore, would I?

But noooo, never look for a solution to the problem...

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-02 12:57am

Occasionally.

Okay, seriously, when I'm seeing someone regularly, it's usually at night, anywhere between about 8:30 and 1 AM, though I've done it at all times of the day.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-02 12:59am

Durran Korr wrote:You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.

Don't worry.

My girlfriend came right out of nowhere. It'll come.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-02 01:14am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.
Don't worry.

My girlfriend came right out of nowhere. It'll come.

Pun intended?

Sure, I'm pretty sure I won't get laid in the next few years, but after those years, I'm sure it will be easier to get a date. I know what you're saying.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-02 01:21am

Dry spell right now; just waiting for the 'wet' season...

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-07-02 01:26am

Usually evenings but sometimes in the afternoon, I get some too...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-02 01:51am

With my luck, the next time I'll have sex is in jail, after I drop the soap.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-07-02 01:54am

I take my sex when I can get it, time of day plays no important role.

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-07-02 03:37am

Either I walk next door to my GF's apartment or she comes over in mine.

We do not have a set period in the day which we fornicate.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-02 03:53am

jmac wrote:
RogueIce wrote:And on that note, I'd just like to add that everytime I see one of these threads I have an incredible urge to kill the originator of it...then kill all those who say they have sex in them.
That would not be a very nice thing to do now would it? Think of the females, there's 2 that have posted here saying they've had sex. How could you do such a thing? Such violent thoughts....

And if you killed the originator of this thread, that'd be one less female posting to say she has sex...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-02 03:58am

I have sex whenever it fits into our busy schedules - to paraphrase the "about the authors" section of Good Omens:

Innerbrat gets up early in the morning. Ro Jo-Mu gets up early in the afternoon. Sex occurse during the few hours they are both actually awake

Usually it's late morning - after He's woken up but before we leave the bed. this is because when I get into bed in the evening, I drop off to slepp very quickly, regardless of what's going on.
But we do have sex in the evening when I'm nt asleep, or in the afternoon, or anytime we're both available, together and awake, which is an annoyingly rare occurence.

But I'm getting it tonight! (if I can stay awake)

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-07-02 04:03am

Durran Korr wrote:You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.

Don't feel bad. I'm going to hit 21 in 2 months and I'm in the same boat.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-02 04:05am

I'm almost 18.

Still at nothing.

Tragic · Post by **Tragic** » 2003-07-02 04:23am

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:I'm 14, 'nuff said.

Thats nothing. i first had sex when i was 13. And I've been doing every week since then

And why is it so hard for some of you to get laid? I have no trouble at all.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-07-02 04:26am

my god, really guys, rent a prostitute.

for post above ^ it's probably because they don't take initiative. Getting with a girl really isn't hard at all just go to a dance/club/party and pick one up for the night. If you're burned by a few, big deal you'll probably won't see her again.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-07-02 04:54am

Time and place doesn't matter (if it's not public). The only thing that matters is lust.

...and have to agree with Kelly there's no better wake up then when you wake up with sex!