TNG vs. 8BT

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-07-01 11:41pm

The senior staff of the Enterprise-D has beamed down onto the planet on which the webcomic 8-Bit Theater takes place, encountering the Light Warriors as they are in episode 301. Naturally, they fight (wouldn't be much of a vs. thread otherwise.) Due to the presence of quantum meta-gravitic tricaesium particles in the planet's crust, the Enterprise's transporters aren't able to get a lock on the away team, nor can it fire phasers on the planet or otherwise influence the battle in any way. The TNG crew carries their usual away mission equipment. Who wins?

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-07-01 11:59pm

As soon as the landing party beams down, a mighty voice echoes through the forest.

Hadoken!

Black Mage had intended to finally blast fighter into eternity. Fighter however, ducked to pick up something shiny ("It looked like a sword!") and the blast missed. The massive blast of pure destructive magic hits and obliterates the landing party. Red Mage notices that they suddenly received an increase in Exp. and Thief lays claim to a strange "ray o' doom" emitting object that was blown into their general direction.

The Enterprise itself is destroyed when the Elf Kingdom launches a tactical Smart Ogre at it.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-07-02 01:16am

Shouldn't this be in the Anime, Magic forum? I don't think that 8-Bit Theatre counts as a tech based Sci-Fi, unless you count making it as the tech part.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-02 01:33am

The ST might be, but then that's might as well be magic, I say it gets moved.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-07-02 02:10am

Fuck the hadoken, BM gives them a taste of his shiny new EYE BEAMS!!!!!

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-07-02 03:04am

Mutant Headcrab wrote:Shouldn't this be in the Anime, Magic forum? I don't think that 8-Bit Theatre counts as a tech based Sci-Fi, unless you count making it as the tech part.

Yeah, you're probably right. I didn't think of that when I made the topic. Hopefully a mod'll notice this soon and move it.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-02 08:42am

I say 8 Bit until theBlack Mage gets distracted by more bobbies...but eh by then he'll destroyed everything else on the Enterprise

Moved

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-07-02 10:09pm

I have to go with the landing party, unfortunately. You forget that White Mage is stalking Black Mage.
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Alright, so that's not the best way to put it. Regardless, the White Mage's Oath means she's obligated to help the suffering. She'll heal the landing party and then bash Black Mage's head in.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-02 10:18pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Fuck the hadoken, BM gives them a taste of his shiny new EYE BEAMS!!!!!

Hehehe, note new sig.

Yeah, I'd say the first scenario works perfectly, after all. White Mage can't bring back what no longer exists.