When Do You Have Sex?

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-07-02 05:23am

Tragic wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:I'm 14, 'nuff said.

Thats nothing. i first had sex when i was 13. And I've been doing every week since then

And why is it so hard for some of you to get laid? I have no trouble at all.

Some people just are never lucky.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-02 06:51am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.
As am I.

Same here, amigos.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-02 11:02am

RogueIce wrote:Well, you see, if those two females would "assist" me (or find a fellow female who would), then I wouldn't have this problem anymore, would I?

But noooo, never look for a solution to the problem...

Well...if you send me a round trip ticket to Tampa I'll send my sister down there for a while. but wait a minute, I do recall you stating in a BotM thread that you were actually female, in which case I should be sending my kid brother down there.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-02 11:18am

I like morning and night, but my wife likes candles (think it's a female thing) at night...

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-07-02 11:32am

Seriously, there's no time of day that I aim to have sex, but it usually ends up being night time because of work and other factors that limit my poon intake. I like morning sex too, particularly when its just spontaneous, you wake up next to the woman and hug her close to you and next thing you know you've slipped it in and you're plugging away. Something about that half drowsy state that makes it so good I think.

As to the high schoolers, it will come no one stays a virgin forever and as weird as this sounds, I almost would have preferred to wait until I knew what the fuck I was dfoing than the pathetic grinding cum fast sex I had at 13. So you guys will at least enjoy your first time instead of forgetting it as fumblings on a couch.

Who here has had sex at odd times, like times you weren't even thinking of having sex? Once a GF of mine had been in the hospital for some exams and we were chatting and the meds must have screwed with her because she was REALLY horny and next thing you know we're banging in the hospital bathroom trying to be quiet so her room mate doesn't hear. Honestly, its the spontaneous not expecting sex that I enjoy most of all.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-02 11:41am

Stravo wrote:Who here has had sex at odd times, like times you weren't even thinking of having sex? Once a GF of mine had been in the hospital for some exams and we were chatting and the meds must have screwed with her because she was REALLY horny and next thing you know we're banging in the hospital bathroom trying to be quiet so her room mate doesn't hear. Honestly, its the spontaneous not expecting sex that I enjoy most of all.

*raises hand*

I was out biking with my BF in the woods when he was overcome with feelings of lust from staring at my spandex-clad butt. He cut me off with his bike, pulled me off the trail a bit and started making out with me and pulling my clothes off. Before I knew it we were naked in the woods making love on top of our clothes which had been spread out on top of the ground.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-02 11:47am

jmac wrote:Before I knew it we were naked in the woods making love on top of our clothes which had been spread out on top of the ground.

Imagines critters, bugs and such crawling into places they don't belong...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-02 11:48am

I have not had intercourse.

jegs2 wrote:Imagines critters, bugs and such crawling into places they don't belong...

*shudder* Egads, what a horrible mental image...

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-07-02 11:48am

jegs2 wrote:
jmac wrote:Before I knew it we were naked in the woods making love on top of our clothes which had been spread out on top of the ground.
Imagines critters, bugs and such crawling into places they don't belong...

Aww....Jegs, just ruin the moment why don't ya.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-02 11:56am

Yeah, the same mental images would prevent me from trying to take my wife on a beach. I'd imagine jellyfish or other entities making unpleasant advances, and couldn't get over the fact that salt and sand was sticking all over me...

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-07-02 12:13pm

I voted "sex all day", cause for my girlfriend and I, you just never know when it'll happen.....

Didn't realize so many highschoolers frequented this board.....

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-02 12:21pm

Stravo wrote:Who here has had sex at odd times, like times you weren't even thinking of having sex? Once a GF of mine had been in the hospital for some exams and we were chatting and the meds must have screwed with her because she was REALLY horny and next thing you know we're banging in the hospital bathroom trying to be quiet so her room mate doesn't hear. Honestly, its the spontaneous not expecting sex that I enjoy most of all.

Once a girlfriend of mine and I were at a newspaper meeting (I was the editor and chief, she was the managing editor) and we happened to end up the last people in the room. Well, the room we reserved every week was a big lecture classroom and the way the doors were angled you couldn't see most of the room from the hall. We started making out, and eventually going at it in a chair (lecture hallmeant no teacher's desk, you see). It was tons of fun, though I always wondered who sat in that chair during the day.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-02 06:41pm

jmac wrote:Well...if you send me a round trip ticket to Tampa I'll send my sister down there for a while. but wait a minute, I do recall you stating in a BotM thread that you were actually female, in which case I should be sending my kid brother down there.

I'd rather the sister. That whole BotM thing was because of the whole GALE thing and you know it, you instigator.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-02 06:46pm

Tragic wrote:Thats nothing. i first had sex when i was 13. And I've been doing every week since then

And why is it so hard for some of you to get laid? I have no trouble at all.

You deserve to be shot. Just for the last sentence. "I have no trouble at all" you say? Well, just wait until I'm through with you...

(j/k)

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-02 07:43pm

YT300000 wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:Or if the girls are all spoiled brats with enough make-up to match their body weight pound for pound...
Which is the case.

There are exactly 6 girls in my school that I consider attractive.

2 are whores. Seriously, two 17 year olds parked by the school one day, and they all had sex. I watched.

1 is really stupid.

1 is a lesbian.

1 hates my guts, for reasons I can't understand.

I have my eye(s) on the remaining one.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-02 07:54pm

RogueIce wrote:
Tragic wrote:Thats nothing. i first had sex when i was 13. And I've been doing every week since then

And why is it so hard for some of you to get laid? I have no trouble at all.
You deserve to be shot. Just for the last sentence. "I have no trouble at all" you say? Well, just wait until I'm through with you...

(j/k)

You mean you're going to have anal sex with him?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-02 08:02pm

jmac wrote:You mean you're going to have anal sex with him?

Actually, I was thinking of hiring out someone and...hey, wait! I meant I was gonna shoot off that which he needed to get laid!

*sigh* You and me, lady. Three o'clock. Playground. Be there.

Unless my plane tickets arrive for your sister...

J · Post by J » 2003-07-02 08:12pm

RogueIce wrote:Actually, I was thinking of hiring out someone and...hey, wait! I meant I was gonna shoot off that which he needed to get laid!

*sigh* You and me, lady. Three o'clock. Playground. Be there.

Unless my plane tickets arrive for your sister...

*points & laughs*
Ha-ha!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-02 08:14pm

jmac wrote:http://members.rogers.com/tlin0252/teeterondeck.jpg

*points & laughs*
Ha-ha!

They all look good to me.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-02 09:29pm

Weekday Evening/Nights
Weekend mornings, days, evenings, nights... whenever we get the urge.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-02 09:33pm

thecreech wrote:
YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.
That did stop anyone in high school that i knew

I knew of 5 pregnant girls that graduated with me... and one that dropped out of junior high (6th grade) to have her baby.

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-07-02 11:02pm

Yuri Prime wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.
Don't feel bad. I'm going to hit 21 in 2 months and I'm in the same boat.

Try 28. At least the Church will be happy about one thing, as I'll likely die a virgin. Of course, it might be easier to lose my virginity (or care about it, for that matter) if I had a libido.

LadyTevar wrote:I knew of 5 pregnant girls that graduated with me... and one that dropped out of junior high (6th grade) to have her baby.

Isn't 6th grade 11-12 year-olds? Please tell me she was held back a few times.

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-07-02 11:23pm

Durran Korr wrote:You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.

Don't feel to bad.

I didn't get laid until I was twenty-seven, yeah I know what you're thinking:

I'm willing to bet that's the latest anyone on this board lost their virginity.

Note, I haven't read through all three or four pages of this yet, so I could easily be wrong about this.

Evening, for me. And already this week, three times.

Love helps.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-02 11:25pm

Is this going to spur a new poll of the oldest that someone was before they lost their virginity?

Tragic · Post by **Tragic** » 2003-07-02 11:34pm

I know sex to some people is not that important. But are you people serious? 28 years old and never had sex. Thats hard to believe.

But honestly you gotta be real ugly or completly not a social person to be almost 30 and never had sex. (sorry if i offended anyone)

And can you tell me whats stopping you from having sex? ex. looks, fat etc...