The Court is now in SessioN!

[Enforcer Talen]

in honour of sdnets 1st birthday, I and a few friends have made the Project (tm).

Gothic J:

The purpose of this prosecution is to find the defendant, an entity
by the name of Jahweh, guilty of mass murder and other crimes to
a degree not ever seen before in the courts of Humanity. This prosecution
will use his word, a book titled "Holy Bible" as a confession when
it applies to murder, and book of perversions as it applies to the
spreading of unsavoury materials to children. For this purpose, the murders
will be counted as he has listed in the Bible, while the unsavoury
materials will count as being listed each time mentioned, while multiplied
by number of children given to. This is estimated at some three billion.
Hate speech is given this multiplier as well. At various points in his
confession he states murder of cities - as a number cannot be provided,
we will state a charge of genocide. Also, assorted plague weapons have been
loosed by this madman, and will count as crimes against Humanity. Where
orders are given to repression, it will be called as hate speech. All
prophets in this book are considered inspired by Jahweh. Finally, the
book of Revelation will be used as his conspiricy to murder.

It is the intent of this prosecution to find the guilty of all charges,
but not to find every charge he is guilty of. His confession is far too
extensive for one hearing.

The charges of murder.

Genesis 6:7. - Genocide
Genesis 19:24 - Genocide
Genesis 38:7 - 1st degree murder.
Genesis 38:10 - 1st degree murder.
Exodus 7:19 - Crime against Humanity.
Exodus 9:6 - Crime against Humanity.
Exodus 9:9 - Crime against Humanity.
Exodus 9:19 - Crime against Humanity.
Exodus 11:5 - Genocide
Exodus 17:14 - Genocide
Exodus 32:27 - Genocide
Exodus 32:35 - Crime against Humanity
Leviticus 10:1-2 - 1st degree murder, 2 counts
Numbers 3:4 - 1st degree murder, 2 counts
Numbers 11:1 - Genocide
Numbers 11:13 - Crime against Humanity.
Numbers 16:20-49 - Genocide
Numbers 16:41-50 - Crime against Humanity
Numbers 21:3 - Genocide
Numbers 21:6 - Crime against Humanity
Numbers 21:34-35 - Genocide
Numbers 25:1-5 - Genocide
Numbers 25:69 - Crime against Humanity
Numbers 26:10 - Genocide
Numbers 31:7 - Genocide
Numbers 31:18 - Crime against Humanity
Numbers 33:4 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 2:21-22 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 2:30 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 2:33-36 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 3:3,6 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 4:3 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 7:2 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 7:16 - Genocide
Deuteronomy 7:20-23 - Crime against Humanity
Deuteronomy 25:19 - Genocide
Joshua 6:7 - Genocide
Joshua 7:16-24 - Genocide
Joshua 8:8 - Genocide
Joshua 10:10 - Genocide
Joshua 10:11 - Crime against Humanity
Joshua 7:24-16 - Genocide
Joshua 11:6-17 - Genocide
Joshua 11:20 - Genocide
Judges 1:2-7 - Genocide
Judges 1:17, 19 - Genocide
Judges 3:15-22 - 1st degree murder
Judges 3:28-29 - Genocide
Judges 4:15-16 - Genocide
Judges 11:21 - Genocide
Judges 11:33 - Genocide
Judges 12:6 - Genocide
Judges 16:28-30 - Genocide
Judges 20:37 - Genocide
1 Samuel 5:9 - Genocide
1 Samuel 6:19 - Genocide
1 Samuel 15:2-3 - Genocide
1 Samuel 23:4-5 - Genocide
1 Samuel 25:38 - 1st degree murder
2 Samuel 5:19 - Genocide
2 Samuel 6:7 - 1st degree murder
2 Samuel 12:18 - 1st degree murder
2 Samuel 21:1 - Crime against Humanity
2 Samuel 24:13 - Crime against Humanity
1 Kings 20:28-30 - Genocide
1 Kings 20:35 - 1st degree murder
2 Kings 2:23-24 - 1st degree murder, 42 counts
2 Kings 3:19-25 - Genocide
2 Kings 6:18 - Crime against Humanity
2 Kings 8:1 - Crime against Humanity
2 Kings 15:5 - Crime against Humanity
2 Kings 17:25-26 - Genocide
2 Kings 19:35 - Genocide
2 Kings 23:20 - Genocide
1 Chronicles 2:3 - 1st degree murder
1 Chronicles 13:9-10 - 1st degree murder
1 Chronicles 21:7 - Genocide
2 Chronicles 13:15-20 - Genocide
2 Chronicles 14:8-14 - Genocide
2 Chronicles 15:6 - Genocide
2 Chronicles 25:12 - Genocide
2 Chronicles 36:16-17 - Genocide
Job 1:19 - Crime against Humanity
Isaiah 37:36 - Genocide
Jeremiah 2:30 - Genocide
Jeremiah 4:25-26 - Genocide
Jeremiah 5:3 - Crime against Humanity
Jeremiah 28:16-16 - 1st degree murder
Jeremiah 33:5 - Genocide
Jeremiah 50:21 - Genocide
Jeremiah 50:27-30 - Genocide
Lamentations 1:15 - Genocide
Lamentations 4:10-11 - Crime against Humanity
Ezekiel 9:4-10 - Genocide
Ezekiel 22:31 - Genocide
Ezekiel 24: 15-18 - 1st degree murder
Amos 2:9 - Genocide
Amos 4:10 - Genocide
Obidiah 1:9 - Genocide
Nahum 1:5 - Crime against Humanity
Zepheniah 3:6 - Genocide
Luke 1:20 - Crime against Humanity
Acts 5:5 - 1st degree murder
Acts 5:10 - 1st degree murder
Acts 12:23 - 1st degree murder
Acts 13:8-11 - Crime against Humanity
Revelation 2:23 - Conspiricy to Genocide
Revelation 6:4 - Conspiricy to Genocide
Revelation 6:8 - Conspiricy to Genocide
Revelation 8:7-13 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 9:4-6 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 9:15-19 - Conspiricy to Genocide
Revelation 11:13 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 14:10-11 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 14:19 - Conspiricy to Genocide
Revelation 16:2 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 16:3 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 16:4 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 16:8 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 16:10 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 16:12 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 16:17 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 18:8 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 19:20 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 20:9-10 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
Revelation 20:15 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity
revelation 21:8 - Conspiricy of Crimes against Humanity

Cruelty to Animals
Genesis 6:7
Exodus 20:24
Exodus 29:11-37
Exodus 29:36-39
Leviticus Chapters 1 - 9
Leviticus 5:8-9
Leviticus 7:1-6
Leviticus 7:18-27
Leviticus 7:30-36
Leviticus 8:14-32
Leviticus 9:8-21
Leviticus 14:2-32
Leviticus 16:6-28
Leviticus 22:12-14, 18
Numbers 15:3
Numbers 15:13-14
Numbers 15:24
Numbers 18:17-19
Deuteronomy 21:1-8
Deuteronomy 28:31
Joshua 6:21
Joshua 8:31
Judges 14:5-8
Judges 15:4-8
1 Samuel 11:6-7
1 Samuel 15:2-3
1 Kings 8:5
1 Kings 8:63
Jeremiah 7:20
Jeremiah 50:27-30
Haggai 2:22
Zecheriah 12:4
Zechariah 14:15
Mathew 8:32
Mark 5:12-13
Luke 8:27-37
Hebrews 9:13-14, 22
Hebrews 12:20
Revelation 16:3

Hate Speech (each verse said 3 billion times)

Exodus 21:15
Exodus 21:24
Exodus 21:29
Exodus 22:18
Exodus 22:20
Exodus 22:24
Exodus 23:27
Exodus 30:21
Exodus 31:14
Exodus 35:2-3
Leviticus 10:6-9
Leviticus 18:25
Leviticus 20:2-5
Leviticus 20:9
Leviticus 20:10
Leviticus 20:11
Leviticus 20:12
Leviticus 20:13
Leviticus 20:14
Leviticus 20:15-16
Leviticus 20:27
Leviticus 21:9
Leviticus 23:29-30
Leviticus 24:14-23
Leviticus 26:7-8
Leviticus 26:16-39
Leviticus 27:28-29
Numbers 1:51
Numbers 3:10
Numbers 3:38
Numbers 4:15
Numbers 4:20
Numbers 14:12
Numbers 14:29
Numbers 18:3
Numbers 18:7
Numbers 18:22
Numbers 18:32
Numbers 19:1-22
Numbers 23:24
Numbers 24:8
Numbers 25:16-17
Numbers 35:33
Deuteronomy 6:15
Deuteronomy 7:4
Deuteronomy 7:10
Deuteronomy 9:3
Deuteronomy 12:27
Deuteronomy 13:1-5
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
Deuteronomy 13:12-16
Deuteronomy 17:2-7
Deuteronomy 17:12-13
Deuteronomy 18:20
Deuteronomy 19:11-13
Deuteronomy 19:18-21
Deuteronomy 20:13
Deuteronomy 20:16
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
Deuteronomy 21:22
Deuteronomy 22:13-21
Deuteronomy 22:22
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Deuteronomy 28:18
Deuteronomy 28:20-22
Deuteronomy 28:27-28
Deuteronomy 28:36-40
Deuteronomy 28:41
Deuteronomy 28:48-49
Deuteronomy 28:50-52
Deuteronomy 28:53-55
Deuteronomy 28:56-57
Deuteronomy 28:68
Deuteronomy 29:20
Deuteronomy 30:7
Deuteronomy 32:21-26
Deuteronomy 32:35
Deuteronomy 32:39-43
Joshua 6:26
Joshua 7:15
Joshua 9:21-27
Joshua 10:19
Joshua 24:19-20
Judges 5:31
Judges 11:24
1 Samuel 2:10
1 Samuel 2:31-34
1 Samuel 11:2
1 Kings 15:29
1 Kings 16:4
2 Kings 9:10
2 Kings 9:37
2 Chronicles 15:13
2 Chronicles 21:14-19
Psalms 2:8
Psalms 50:22
Psalms 52:5-7
Psalms 59:8
Psalms 68:21
Psalms 110:6
Proverbs 13:24
Proverbs 19:18
Proverbs 20:30
Proverbs 22:15
Proverbs 23:13-14
Proverbs 26:3
Proverbs 29:15
Proverbs 29:19
Isaiah 8:9
Isaiah 9:19-20
Isaiah 11:4
Isaiah 13:6-9
Isaiah 13:15-18
Isaiah 14:21
Isaiah 19:2-4
Isaiah 34:2-3
Isaiah 34:5-8
Isaiah 42:13
Isaiah 47:13-14
Isaiah 49:26
Isaiah 62:2-6
Isaiah 66:16
Isaiah 66:24
Jeremiah 4:4
Jeremiah 4:6-7
Jeremiah 5:6
Jeremiah 5:15-17
Jeremiah 6:11-12
Jeremiah 6:21
Jeremiah 6:22-23
Jeremiah 7:20
Jeremiah 7:33
Jeremiah 8:2
Jeremiah 9:15-16
Jeremiah 9:21-22
Jeremiah 9:25-26
Jeremiah 11:11
Jeremiah 11:14
Jeremiah 11:22
Jeremiah 12:3
Jeremiah 12:12
Jeremiah 12:17
Jeremiah 13:13
Jeremiah 14:12
Jeremiah 14:15-16
Jeremiah 15:2-4
Jeremiah 15:7-9
Jeremiah 15:14
Jeremiah 16:3-7
Jeremiah 16:10-11
Jeremiah 17:28
Jeremiah 18:11
Jeremiah 18:21
Jeremiah 19:3
Jeremiah 19:7-9
Jeremiah 19:11-13
Jeremiah 21:4-6
Jeremiah 21:7
Jeremiah 21:9-13
Jeremiah 22:25-30
Jeremiah 24:10
Jeremiah 25:26
Jeremiah 25:31-33
Jeremiah 25:37-38
Jeremiah 27:8
Jeremiah 29:17-18
Jeremiah 29:21-22
Jeremiah 30:23
Jeremiah 34:17-20
Jeremiah 45:15-18
Jeremiah 44:6
Jeremiah 44:11-13
Jeremiah 45:5
Jeremiah 46:10
Jeremiah 47:2-4
Jeremiah 48:8
Jeremiah 48:10
Jeremiah 48:42-47
Jeremiah 49:2
Jeremiah 49:17
Jeremiah 49:37
Jeremiah 50:32
Jeremiah 50:37
Jeremiah 51:21
Jeremiah 51:39-40
Ezekiel 5:10
Ezekiel 5:11-17
Ezekiel 6:4-5
Ezekiel 6:7-14
Ezekiel 7:3-9
Ezekiel 7:13-28
Ezekiel 8:18
Ezekiel 14:8, 9, 15
Ezekiel 21:3-5
Ezekiel 21:8-17
Ezekiel 21:31-32
Ezekiel 20:20-22
Ezekiel 24:3-14
Ezekiel 25:7
Ezekiel 26:6
Ezekiel 26:7
Ezekiel 28:10
Ezekiel 28:22
Ezekiel 29:2-5
Ezekiel 29:11
Ezekiel 30:8-26
Ezekiel 32:3-6
Ezekiel 32:21-32
Ezekiel 33:27-29
Ezekiel 35:3-15
Ezekiel 38:21-23
Ezekiel 39:17-20
Hosea 5:14
Hosea 7:13
Hosea 7:16
Hosea 8:14
Hosea 9:11
Hosea 9:14
Hosea 9:16
Hosea 10:14
Hosea 12:14
Hosea 13:7-8
Hosea 13:16
Amos 1:4-2:2
Amos 2:3
Amos 5:3-6
Amos 7:1-2
Amos 7:4
Amos 7:9-11
Amos 8:3, 8, 10
Amos 9:1-4
Amos 9:8-10
Micah 3:2-3
Micah 5:6-15
Nahum 2:13
Nahum 3:3
Nahum 3:15
Nahum 3:19
Zepheniah 1:2-3
Zepheniah 1:17
Zepheniah 2:5
Zepheniah 2:9
Zepheniah 2:12
Zepheniah 3:8
Zechariah 11:6
Zechariah 11:9
Zechariah 11:17
Zechariah 12:4
Zechariah 13:3
Zechariah 14:2
Zechariah 14:12
Zechariah 14:13
Zechariah 14:18
Malachi 4:1
Malachi 4:3
Malachi 4:6
Mathew 3:10, 12
Mathew 5:17
Mathew 5:29-30
Mathew 7:13-14
Mathew 8:12
Mathew 10:14
Mathew 10:28
Mathew 11:20-24
Mathew 13:41-42,50
Mathew 15:4-7
Mathew 18:8-9
Mathew 24:37
Mathew 24:50-51
Mathew 25:30
Mathew 25:41
Mathew 25:46
Mark 3:29
Mark 6:11
Mark 7:9-13
Mark 9:43-49
Mark 16:16
Luke 3:9
Luke 3:17
Luke 10:10-15
Luke 12:5
Luke 12:46-47
Luke 19:27
John 5:14
John 15:6
Acts 3:23
Romans 1:31-32
Epheisans 1:4-5, 11
2 Thessalonians 1:7-9
2 Thessalonians 2:8
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
Hebrews 10:28-29
James 2:13
1 Peter 4:19
2 Peter 3:7
Jude 1:4
Jude 1:5

Pornography (each verse said 3 billion times)
Genesis 4:1
Genesis 4:14
Genesis 4:25
Genesis 6:4
Genesis 9:20-25
Genesis 12:15
Genesis 16:1-4
Genesis 17:10-11, 23-24
Genesis 19:8
Genesis 19:30-38
Genesis 21:1-2
Genesis 24:2,9
Genesis 24:16
Genesis 26:8
Genesis 29:21-30
Genesis 30:1-4
Genesis 30:15-16
Genesis 34:1-31
Genesis 35:22
Genesis 38:2-4
Genesis 38:8-10
Genesis 38:13-18
Genesis 38:24
Genesis 39:7-18
Genesis 49:4
Exodus 4:24
Exodus 19:15
Exodus 20:26
Exodus 22:19
Exodus 32:1-35
Exodus 34:16
Leviticus 15:2-15
Leviticus 15:16-18, 32
Leviticus 18:6-18, 20
Leviticus 18:19
Leviticus 18:23
Leviticus 20:5
Leviticus 20:6
Leviticus 20:14
Leviticus 20:15
Leviticus 20:17. 19-21
Leviticus 21:15
Leviticus 21:20
Leviticus 22:3-5
Deuteronomy 21:11-14
Deuteronomy 22:13-21
Deuteronomy 22:22
Deuteronomy 22:23-24
Deuteronomy 22:28
Deuteronomy 22:29
Deuteronomy 23:1
Deuteronomy 23:10
Deuteronomy 25:5-10
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Deuteronomy 27:20
Deuteronomy 27:21
Deuteronomy 27:22
Deuteronomy 27:23
Deuteronomy 28:30
Joshua 2:1
Joshua 5:2-3
Judges 5:30
Judges 14:1-3
Judges 16:1
Judges 19:22-30
Ruth 3:3-4
Ruth 3:6-9
Ruth 3:11-14
Ruth 4:13
1 Samuel 1:19-20
1 Samuel 2:21
1 Samuel 2:22
1 Samuel 18:25-27
1 Samuel 19:24
1 Samuel 21:4-5
2 Samuel 3:14
2 Samuel 6:14, 20-22
2 Samuel 11:2-5
2 Samuel 12:11-12
2 Samuel 12:24
2 Samuel 16:21-22
2 Samuel 20:3
1 Kings 1:1-4
1 Kings 11:1-3
1 Chronicles 9:4
Esther 2:2-4
Esther 2:8-9, 12-17
Esther 2:9-12
Proverbs 5:18
Proverbs 7:18
Proverbs 20:27
Song of Solomon 1:2
Song of Solomon 1:13
Song of Solomon 2:3
Song of Solomon 2:6
Song of Solomon 3:4-5
Song of Solomon 4:5
Song of Solomon 5:4
Song of Solomon 5:5-6
Song of Solomon 7:1-13
Song of Solomon 7:6-8
Song of Solomon 7:12
Song of Solomon 8:3
Song of Solomon 8:8-10
Isaiah 3:16-17
Isaiah 8:3
Isaiah 20:2-5
Isaiah 23:17-18
Isaiah 32:6
Jeremiah 3:1
Jeremiah 3:2
Jeremiah 3:6
Jeremiah 3:9
Jeremiah 3:13
Jeremiah 5:8
Jeremiah 13:26-27
Lamentations 1:8-10
Lamentations 1:10
Ezekiel 16:6-41
Ezekiel 16:26
Ezekiel 22:1-16
Ezekiel 23:1-49
Ezekiel 23:20
Ezekiel 29:7-9
Hosea 2:2-3
Hosea 2:10
Hosea 3:1
Hosea 9:1
Amos 2:7
Amos 2:16
Nahum 3:4-6
Matthew 19:12
Mark 14:51-52
Romans 1:26-28
1 Corinthians 5:1-5
1 Corinthians 6:15-16
1 Corinthians 7:5
1 Corinthians 7:29
1 Thessalonians 4:4
Revelation 2:20
Revelation 2:22
Revelation 14:8
Revelation 16:15
Revelation 17:1-16
Revelation 18:3
Revelation 18:9

If found guilty of these crimes, Jahweh will be subject to imprisonment for
the life span of ninety nine universes.

The prosecution would like to thank http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com for
its excellent research of the defendant.

[Traceroute]

I am SO printing this out for the missionaries.

[Yuri Prime]

I have a couple of people ready to testify against God.

*Note - We would appreciate input from anyone with legal experience or connections. We have to do this right!

[HemlockGrey]

In case anyone is interested, I'm the defense.

No, I will not consider an insanity plea. You're GOD, for Chrissakes!

[Raptor 597]

*Was proud to be on prosecuting counsel* Suck it down Jesus!

[neoolong]

Hmmm. Will Jesus be tried as part of that entity, or is he considered a separate person? An accomplice perhaps?

[Enforcer Talen]

Jesus is God, as has been stated in the confession. They will be charged as the same person.

[StarshipTitanic]

I wanna be a Juror!

[StarshipTitanic]

In case anyone is interested, I'm the defense.

No, I will not consider an insanity plea. You're GOD, for Chrissakes!

What's your defense, then?

[Darth Yoshi]

Wow, that's a lot of crap against him. Good luck, Hemlock.

[HemlockGrey]

I doubt we could get an impartial jury on this planet. Therefor, I propose we move the trial to the Virgo Supercluster.

[Enforcer Talen]

The prosecution accepts this motion, if the defense will provide the funds needed for such a location change.

[StarshipTitanic]

I doubt we could get an impartial jury on this planet. Therefor, I propose we move the trial to the Virgo Supercluster.

Dilly-dally all you want, Defendant, we'll get you even if it takes us generations to catch you!

Oh wait, I wanted to be a Juror...screw that!

[Yuri Prime]

This should be made a sticky. Might take a while

[XaLEv]

I doubt we could get an impartial jury on this planet. Therefor, I propose we move the trial to the Virgo Supercluster.

Just a little nitpick here, but we're already in the Virgo Supercluster. You mean the Virgo Cluster, which is the largest cluster in this supercluster, thus the latter is named after the former.

[Enforcer Talen]

The court will note that copies of this transcription have been made to christian forums, secular web, gp4t, kgivler, evil bible, and skeptics annotated.

christian forum has deleted it without comment.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

We need a safe trial too. So, to prevent the criminal in question from smiting us to preven prosecution, I say we all get on iron chariots.

[Yuri Prime]

We need a safe trial too. So, to prevent the criminal in question from smiting us to preven prosecution, I say we all get on iron chariots.

I second that.

[Alyrium Denryle]

The prosecution accepts this motion, if the defense will provide the funds needed for such a location change.

This court accepts the motion for a change of venue(sp)

[Alyrium Denryle]

NO OFF TOPIC POSTS! I am having this published on evilbible.com

[Alyrium Denryle]

would a mod please sticky this thread

[SyntaxVorlon]

We need a panel of magistrates not jurors, there aren't enough peers for that kind of thing to work.
I say all high deities/sublimed entities/OCP class beings be entered as possible candidates for magistrates.

[Alyrium Denryle]

As sucha request is impossible to grant, due to the fact that no such beings exist...motion denied

[Alyrium Denryle]

ALSO...The cast of charaacters in this trial is set... Those that were not part of the plotting, please do not post in this thread

[Glocksman]

What nation's laws are you trying him under?

Hate speech is not a crime in the USA

Pornography isn't illegal for the most part (outside of areas such as Cincinnati Ohio) either.