Have you seen my monkey?
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Have you seen my monkey?
My monkey has been stolen!
The perp must pay with his life ( I'll settle for castration though), and I suspect it's a certain Commie wannabe that took him. Check his avatar if you don't believe me!
The perp must pay with his life ( I'll settle for castration though), and I suspect it's a certain Commie wannabe that took him. Check his avatar if you don't believe me!
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Do you?David wrote:Now he's hid the evidence........
but I have witness's!
The MENKEY was placed in the beaker for reasons of state security--it was a poisonous monky, and is probably the source of David's self-hatred.
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edit: heheheheh can't do that can't do that
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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hehehehe can't tell you can't tell youPablo Sanchez wrote:Que?Hamel wrote:edit: heheheheh can't do that can't do that
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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No. Just a practical joke carrying over from the mod forum. I do one little post editing and David does some avatar juggling and the NKVD does some dissident suppression and you're confused and now I'M confused.Shinova wrote:I could SWEAR I had two posts in this thread.
Have the mods gone rampant?
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Sounds like a job for animal control. I suppose the NKVD might have gotten bored after wiping out all sources of dissident.Pablo Sanchez wrote: The MENKEY was placed in the beaker for reasons of state security--it was a poisonous monky, and is probably the source of David's self-hatred.
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'Twas a dissident monkey.Sea Skimmer wrote:Sounds like a job for animal control. I suppose the NKVD might have gotten bored after wiping out all sources of dissident.Pablo Sanchez wrote: The MENKEY was placed in the beaker for reasons of state security--it was a poisonous monky, and is probably the source of David's self-hatred.
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I see, you really should have worked it to death then.Pablo Sanchez wrote: 'Twas a dissident monkey.
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What, I think you need to kick some ass at the Gulag scheduling department. You had a good 15-20 minutes to take care of it via overwork.Pablo Sanchez wrote: It was rescued by its master before I could do so.
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Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
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