Have you seen my monkey?

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Have you seen my monkey?

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My monkey has been stolen! :evil: :cry:






The perp must pay with his life ( I'll settle for castration though), and I suspect it's a certain Commie wannabe that took him. Check his avatar if you don't believe me!
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Post by Pablo Sanchez »

David wrote:Now he's hid the evidence........








but I have witness's!
Do you?

The MENKEY was placed in the beaker for reasons of state security--it was a poisonous monky, and is probably the source of David's self-hatred.
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No!

My semen! :(
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suuuuuuuuuuuuure, but your title says differently.......
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David wrote:suuuuuuuuuuuuure, but your title says differently.......
Que?
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edit: heheheheh can't do that can't do that
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Hamel wrote:edit: heheheheh can't do that can't do that
Que?
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I could SWEAR I had two posts in this thread.



Have the mods gone rampant? :shock:
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Hamel wrote:edit: heheheheh can't do that can't do that
Que?
hehehehe can't tell you can't tell you
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Shinova wrote:I could SWEAR I had two posts in this thread.



Have the mods gone rampant? :shock:
No. Just a practical joke carrying over from the mod forum. I do one little post editing and David does some avatar juggling and the NKVD does some dissident suppression and you're confused and now I'M confused.
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Hamel wrote:hehehehe can't tell you can't tell you
That took long enough, David!
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Pablo Sanchez wrote: The MENKEY was placed in the beaker for reasons of state security--it was a poisonous monky, and is probably the source of David's self-hatred.
Sounds like a job for animal control. I suppose the NKVD might have gotten bored after wiping out all sources of dissident.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote: The MENKEY was placed in the beaker for reasons of state security--it was a poisonous monky, and is probably the source of David's self-hatred.
Sounds like a job for animal control. I suppose the NKVD might have gotten bored after wiping out all sources of dissident.
'Twas a dissident monkey.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote: 'Twas a dissident monkey.
I see, you really should have worked it to death then.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote: 'Twas a dissident monkey.
I see, you really should have worked it to death then.
It was rescued by its master before I could do so.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote: It was rescued by its master before I could do so.
What, I think you need to kick some ass at the Gulag scheduling department. You had a good 15-20 minutes to take care of it via overwork.
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No, and I don't want to! :P
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Whoever stole David`s monkey give it back now.
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Montcalm wrote:Whoever stole David`s monkey give it back now.


The commissar stole it,


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and he was caught red handed.


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Nice avatar david... isn't that a magic card?
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Erhnam Djinn, he's been in a few sets, latest one ( with this artwork) was Judgment.
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Um...what?
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Um...what?
What are you questioning?
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The thread in general.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:The thread in general.
Can't you tell.. apparently davids monkey was stolen and he believes pablo was behind it. Heck he even caught him red handed...

to tell you the truth i don't know whats going on either
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