In the spirit of this poll here's a joke for you all
During dinner, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice her son's beautiful roommate. Watching them exchange glances, she wondered if perhaps they were more than just roommates. After dinner, Brian volunteered, "I could tell what you were thinking tonight, but I assure you: my relationship with Stephanie purely platonic." A week or so later, Stephanie told Brian, "You know, ever since your mom was here for dinner, I've been unable to find the gravy ladle. You don't think she took it, do you?" Brian said, "I doubt it, but I'll ask her just to be sure." He emailed, "Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you did take our gravy ladle and I'm not saying that you didn't take our gravy ladle, but the fact is that it's been missing ever since you were here. Love, Brian." Brian received a prompt reply from his mother. "Dear Son: I'm not saying that you do sleep with Stephanie and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with Stephanie, but the fact is that if she slept in her own bed, she'd have found that gravy ladle by now! Love, Mom."