How Long Was It?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-03 09:48am

Well? How long did it take you to get laid?

Inspired by all the many people in that other thread.

We should be proud damn it! I mean, we're waiting for that special someone, not just taking any easy screw we find! It's not like we can't find it, because we can! Right?

...

Right?

Aw, fuck it, just vote already!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-03 09:52am

Uh oh, youngest person so far...

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-03 09:52am

Yes, I am still waiting, and will continue to do so until i get married.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-03 09:54am

innerbrat wrote:Uh oh, youngest person so far...

Ye but it is easier for girls...

19 for me, quick and not very good...

I have improved after that or so I hope

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2003-07-03 09:58am

16 years old.. with the only woman i have ever been with and ever will be with.. i married her 2 months ago.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-03 09:59am

Sporkzen wrote:16 years old.. with the only woman i have ever been with and ever will be with.. i married her 2 months ago.

Congratulations good for you

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-07-03 10:04am

*drums fingers lightly on table*

Nope, still waiting...

EDIT: Mind you, if I'd been a bit more alert to a few signals, I might have had it before now, but then again, there are a lot of 'ifs' and I'm content to wait...

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-03 10:05am

*Glances at Hell, sees nary a trace of frost*

Nope, still waiting, sorry

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-03 10:21am

In the spirit of this poll here's a joke for you all

During dinner, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice her son's beautiful roommate. Watching them exchange glances, she wondered if perhaps they were more than just roommates. After dinner, Brian volunteered, "I could tell what you were thinking tonight, but I assure you: my relationship with Stephanie purely platonic." A week or so later, Stephanie told Brian, "You know, ever since your mom was here for dinner, I've been unable to find the gravy ladle. You don't think she took it, do you?" Brian said, "I doubt it, but I'll ask her just to be sure." He emailed, "Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you did take our gravy ladle and I'm not saying that you didn't take our gravy ladle, but the fact is that it's been missing ever since you were here. Love, Brian." Brian received a prompt reply from his mother. "Dear Son: I'm not saying that you do sleep with Stephanie and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with Stephanie, but the fact is that if she slept in her own bed, she'd have found that gravy ladle by now! Love, Mom."

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-03 10:27am

RogueIce wrote:Well? How long did it take you to get laid?

I was 29, and I was married shortly thereafter. I failed to wait until after marriage, for I was weak...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-03 10:33am

jegs2 wrote:I was 29, and I was married shortly thereafter. I failed to wait until after marriage, for I was weak...

Well I am assuming that you "made it" with the woman you married so no harm done

BTW how can you marry somone wo checking out what you get?

Exuse my spelling crashed and burned today so I am taking a hit on the vine bottle.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-03 10:37am

Faram wrote:BTW how can you marry somone wo checking out what you get?

Maybe, just maybe, ther'es more important things in Jegs' life and relationship than shagging?

Exuse my spelling crashed and burned today so I am taking a hit on the vine bottle.

Wow - get you drunk and you type in a swedish accent. Cool.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-03 10:38am

Faram wrote:Well I am assuming that you "made it" with the woman you married so no harm done

Roger that.

BTW how can you marry somone wo checking out what you get?

Easy -- abstain from sex, then there is no comparison to make. I've no other experiences with which to compare (although I did come dangerously close with my previous girlfriend)...

Exuse my spelling crashed and burned today so I am taking a hit on the vine bottle.

Just abstain from driving a vehicle.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-07-03 10:39am

Shit, I'm the ONLY one that voted 14 and under??? For the record I was 13 and it was on Columbus Day. I feel like such a perv now thanks guys, please more horny bastards that begged their young innocent GF's into sex to back me up please?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-03 10:44am

innerbrat wrote:Maybe, just maybe, ther'es more important things in Jegs' life and relationship than shagging?.

Sorry about that I meant it to be in a jokefule tone.

I really have no right to critizies anyone for anything or so. Good for jegs that he saved himself to a woman he loves

I just know that if I woluld have been a virgin at 29 I probebly would be even nuttier than what i am now...

And btw I don't own a car, I am just going to hit the local pub and down a few beers later and feel sorry formyslef

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-07-03 10:49am

Shit, I'm the ONLY one that voted 14 and under??? For the record I was 13 and it was on Columbus Day. I feel like such a perv now thanks guys, please more horny bastards that begged their young innocent GF's into sex to back me up please?

When I was that young I didn't even have a GF.

Btw, 16th birthday

J · Post by J » 2003-07-03 10:53am

I was 19. Probably would have lost it about 3 years earlier if I wasn't moving all over the place, but then again, I don't think much good would've come from that relationship after finishing highschool.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-07-03 11:03am

Cpt_Frank wrote: When I was that young I didn't even have a GF.

I'll second that. I was still building fearful starships of war out of Legos at that age...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-03 11:20am

Stravo wrote:Shit, I'm the ONLY one that voted 14 and under??? For the record I was 13 and it was on Columbus Day. I feel like such a perv now thanks guys, please more horny bastards that begged their young innocent GF's into sex to back me up please?

Holy shit man!

At that age (two years ago) I was playing with my Beast Wars transformers (MEGATRON RULES!) across the streeet with Ted & Co. and you're off getting laid!? How do you do that? I mean...wow...

More on-topic, I'm just too suave of a guy to be laid by just ANY woman. I'm still playin' the field to find that special someone.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-03 11:50am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:More on-topic, I'm just too suave of a guy to be laid by just ANY woman. I'm still playin' the field to find that special someone.

Don't wait take the first one you can get.

Might as well type down my ”seduction”.

At my best pal’s house, I borrowed his sauna and pool. His younger sister (she 16 me 19), she seduced me thro sitting very close to me in the sauna and when I vent to the pool she followed me into the pool. Put my legs around me and told me that she had a crush on me for 3 years and wanted me to be her first one.

Needles to say I did get somewhat aroused from that.

We did have sex in the sauna and I did make a complete fool of myself, but then again I was young so I was ready and able in something like 5 seconds.

We had a relationship on and off for 6 months and she is still a very good friend to me even though she has a son at 3y and another kid on the way, No I am not the father. I still think fondly of her but I was just not meant to be.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-03 11:56am

19...in a closet...drunk...at a party.

Truly an experience.

Good or bad is debateable since this basically was one of the few times I got drunk stupidly(ie...in an enviroment that I had no control over), and with a long time friend(seriously I knew since the fifth grade)...and well haven't yet repeated the closet bit.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-03 12:03pm

Behold my virgin body. *SKREEM* kay.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-03 12:32pm

Faram wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Maybe, just maybe, ther'es more important things in Jegs' life and relationship than shagging?.
Sorry about that I meant it to be in a jokefule tone.

Oops - sorry - I menat my reply to be jokey as well.

You know I love you really, Faram.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-07-03 01:51pm

I was 17 when I first had sex, and almost a decade later I am still going strong..... well sort of I am currently on a dry spell 3 months and 6 days since I last got nooky, but it won't go on much longer they never do.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-03 02:10pm

Stravo wrote:Shit, I'm the ONLY one that voted 14 and under??? For the record I was 13 and it was on Columbus Day. I feel like such a perv now thanks guys, please more horny bastards that begged their young innocent GF's into sex to back me up please?

I see my "Seller of Tails" title was not too far off...you are a pimp!

But, Jeeeeee-zus! 13?? I didn't think it worked then! Or at least not all that well! I thought it was late 14-early 15 before it could possibly be decent! But 13? I'm in shock.

But if it makes you feel better, I think Mitth said his first was at 14. Still makes you the youngest, but at least poll-wise you won't be alone.

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