"Dumbass"
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- Iceberg
- ASVS Master of Laundry
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Fucking dumbass.
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
- Faram
- Bastard Operator from Hell
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- Joined: 2002-07-04 07:39am
- Location: Fighting Polarbears
Dumb fucker, to bad they did't aputate him that would have taught him something.
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
- Jadeite
- Racist Pig Fucker
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That reminds me of something in a Reader's Digest once. A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon, and the groom brought along a handgun. The car they rented had an automatic seatbelt. When they were returning the car, the groom was sitting in the passenger seat, and was leaning forward to unload the gun's magazine, and somehow managed to get the seatbelt wrapped around his neck, and started choking, he paniced, and accidentaly shot himself right through his foot.
- Darth Yoshi
- Metroid
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Wow. You'd think a policeman would be able to avoid that.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
I remember a story of a police chief that was stripped of his title after accidently discharging a gun in his house. He had turned on the oven in the kitchen, only to forget that it was one of his favorite hiding places for his gun.
Idiots like this give gun owners a bad name.
Idiots like this give gun owners a bad name.
The Great and Malignant