How Long Was It?

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When did you first get laid?

14 or under
1
2%
15-17
17
26%
18-22
8
12%
22-25
0
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25+
2
3%
Still Waiting...
37
57%
 
Total votes: 65

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16 for me. And it was good too! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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RogueIce wrote:
Stravo wrote:Shit, I'm the ONLY one that voted 14 and under??? For the record I was 13 and it was on Columbus Day. I feel like such a perv now thanks guys, please more horny bastards that begged their young innocent GF's into sex to back me up please?
I see my "Seller of Tails" title was not too far off...you are a pimp! :D

But, Jeeeeee-zus! 13?? I didn't think it worked then! Or at least not all that well! I thought it was late 14-early 15 before it could possibly be decent! But 13? I'm in shock. :shock:

But if it makes you feel better, I think Mitth said his first was at 14. Still makes you the youngest, but at least poll-wise you won't be alone. :P
That does make me feel better, people were making me feel like some kind of freak here for awhile. Sex at 13 was not very fun, it was only after I hit about 16 that it started getting good in the sense that I know what the fuck I was doing. It helped that I was practicing fairly regualrly up until then. :wink:
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RogueIce wrote:I see my "Seller of Tails" title was not too far off...you are a pimp! :D

But, Jeeeeee-zus! 13?? I didn't think it worked then! Or at least not all that well! I thought it was late 14-early 15 before it could possibly be decent! But 13? I'm in shock. :shock:

But if it makes you feel better, I think Mitth said his first was at 14. Still makes you the youngest, but at least poll-wise you won't be alone. :P
Yes, I'm sure it's a shock for all of you who thought someone under 15 is incapable of sex related thoughts. :P Me, I've been looking at porn voluntarilly (and often against my parents will) since about 7 or 8 years of age, and jerking off since age 10. None of my friends had bothered explaining what masturbation was nor did I bother to ask, and I ended up founding out on my own that i was reeaally fun. :p
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Stravo wrote:That does make me feel better, people were making me feel like some kind of freak here for awhile. Sex at 13 was not very fun, it was only after I hit about 16 that it started getting good in the sense that I know what the fuck I was doing. It helped that I was practicing fairly regualrly up until then. :wink:
Well, you are a freak. *points to the BotM in his sig* The sex at 13 merely confirms it. :P
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I'm 17 and I am waiting for "The one". Luckily I am in the majority so I don't feel so antiquated...either that or most of them just haven't gotten any yet but are looking... *grumble*
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Captain_Cyran wrote:I'm 17 and I am waiting for "The one". Luckily I am in the majority so I don't feel so antiquated...either that or most of them just haven't gotten any yet but are looking... *grumble*
Dude from seeing your pic on what do you look like I figured you for a poon maven. Get out there and get some!
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Still waiting. :D

However, technically the first time I went down on a girl was in second grade. :?
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21 and not yet.

Alex: Huh? :? Or do I not want to know...?
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Alex Moon wrote:Still waiting. :D

However, technically the first time I went down on a girl was in second grade. :?
OK, now FINALLY someone has me beat....explanations in detail are always encouraged and welcomed.
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Stravo wrote:Shit, I'm the ONLY one that voted 14 and under??? For the record I was 13 and it was on Columbus Day. I feel like such a perv now thanks guys, please more horny bastards that begged their young innocent GF's into sex to back me up please?
Damn it. You are know my god. :D
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kojikun wrote:Yes, I'm sure it's a shock for all of you who thought someone under 15 is incapable of sex related thoughts. :P Me, I've been looking at porn voluntarilly (and often against my parents will) since about 7 or 8 years of age, and jerking off since age 10. None of my friends had bothered explaining what masturbation was nor did I bother to ask, and I ended up founding out on my own that i was reeaally fun. :p
Oh no, not at all. I was looking at a copy of Penthouse in third grade. :D

I just didn't know it was possible to really have sex at 13...or even really worthy of being called such.

And as for Alex Moon...please share the details. We're all dying to know. :)
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For Alex I presume it's an episode of Doctor or some weirder incident.

And honestly, I dunno about details...I'll let my imagination roam.
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Ghost Rider wrote:And honestly, I dunno about details...I'll let my imagination roam.
Isn't that considerably more dangerous than letting him explain?
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I had full sex for the 1st time when i was 18, just a week before my 19th. I had been at a christmas dinner with the political party i worked for at the time. After the dinner we went to one of the "unoffical" bars one of my fellow members owned. Saying as how it was an unofficial bar it didn't close and i was fairly well liquored up. I'm not too sure on the details but i remember dirty dancing with a lady in the bar, to ricky martin i think, then we where in the pool room kissing. We talked for a while, mainly about sex i think. And i took her home. When i got home with her i told her i was a virgin and she nearly left but i asked her to stay. It lasted from 3am till 7.30am and it was good. She was an older woman and i founf out how much older the next day when she saw a photo of my mother and said "damn your mum is on the same PTA as me, my daughter knows your sister. But damn she taught be a lot. I'd tell ya'll about my 1st time with a fella but i doubt ya'll wanna hear.
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Still waiting. But since I'm only fifteen, I have an excuse. :P
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You know, for a moment there I thought the thread was about how long your schlong is. Anyways, lost my virginity when I was 19 during my first week of university. I don't remember much about the first time since I was drunk, but I do remember the 2nd time was damn good.
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Stravo wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Still waiting. :D

However, technically the first time I went down on a girl was in second grade. :?
OK, now FINALLY someone has me beat....explanations in detail are always encouraged and welcomed.
It was at an afterschool center called Children's World. Myself and two girls who were about my age, perhaps a year older, snuck into a little clubhouse that was built on one side of the playground. We started exploring and whatnot, and I ended up pantsless, crawling across the floor to where one of the girls stood with her skirt hiked up. I had just started with my tongue when another boy caught us and ran off to tell the teacher.

Then in third grade there was this one girl who used to go behind the elementary school with me. The baseball diamond was next to a fence, and on the other side was a small space between the fence and a shed in some guys back yard. The girl and I would sneak to that space and get naked and pretty much grope each other. Once I lay on the ground while she lay on top of me, but she wouldn't let me 'put it in'. :twisted:

Of course, then I moved away the next year, and when I moved back over 4 years later the girl had become a lesbian. :shock:
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I got laid at the ripe old age of 18... It was ok
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Alex Moon wrote:
However, technically the first time I went down on a girl was in second grade. :?




Ewwwwwww.
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Ah, September 1998, when I was but a lad of 17. Good times, good times...
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Alex Moon wrote:Still waiting. :D

However, technically the first time I went down on a girl was in second grade. :? SNIP explaination
Damn you were a pimp back then. the most i would do is pull down my pants in front of girls and Dare them to "lick it"
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You know, from the title of this thread one might assume you were speaking of the the length of one's penis.
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David wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
However, technically the first time I went down on a girl was in second grade. :?




Ewwwwwww.
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What's the matter David, afraid of going down on the old honey pot? :P
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David wrote:You know, from the title of this thread one might assume you were speaking of the the length of one's penis.
I thought the same thing. I thought i was going to have to bust out a ruler :P
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Stravo wrote:
David wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
However, technically the first time I went down on a girl was in second grade. :?




Ewwwwwww.
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What's the matter David, afraid of going down on the old honey pot? :P



At least I had the decency of waiting till I was 14 before I did that. How old are people when they are in 2nd grade, like 8?
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