When Do You Have Sex?

[willburns84]

I know sex to some people is not that important. But are you people serious? 28 years old and never had sex. Thats hard to believe.

But honestly you gotta be real ugly or completly not a social person to be almost 30 and never had sex. (sorry if i offended anyone)

And can you tell me whats stopping you from having sex? ex. looks, fat etc...

No offense taken. I consider myself an average looking guy. Light build, pasty white skin. I burn like you wouldn't believe...

I just didn't date. A matter of laziness and well, being content with wacking off - and I can imagine how that sounds. The old and overused line of: "porn, cheaper than dating" - could certainly have applied to me.

Then a female friend of mine that I care a lot about, and have cared about for years, we just finally hooked up.

[Iceberg]

Whenever, wherever.

[Johonebesus]

I know sex to some people is not that important. But are you people serious? 28 years old and never had sex. Thats hard to believe.

But honestly you gotta be real ugly or completly not a social person to be almost 30 and never had sex. (sorry if i offended anyone)

That is not necessarily true, but I am both.

And can you tell me whats stopping you from having sex? ex. looks, fat etc...

Lack of opportunity for one. There aren't a lot of openly gay men around here, and I lack the skill or desire to seek them out. The few homosexuals I have met have never shown any interest in me at all (except for one weirdo who was even stranger than I and a total jerk to boot). Also, I have almost no libido, so I've never really pursued anybody.[/quote]

[InnerBrat]

Weekday Evening/Nights
Weekend mornings, days, evenings, nights... whenever we get the urge.

I was just thinking I hadn't seen you around for a while. Is this why?

[Boba Fett]

There are exactly 6 girls in my school that I consider attractive.

2 are whores. Seriously, two 17 year olds parked by the school one day, and they all had sex. I watched.

1 is really stupid.

1 is a lesbian.

1 hates my guts, for reasons I can't understand.

I have my eye(s) on the remaining one.

Rather have your hands on her...

...if you're not a voyeur, of course.

[jegs2]

Is this going to spur a new poll of the oldest that someone was before they lost their virginity?

If that's the case, I might win, for I was 29. Intended to wait until marriage, and I nearly made it...

[RogueIce]

Is this going to spur a new poll of the oldest that someone was before they lost their virginity?

Sure, why not?

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=24634

[Faram]

Anytime I can get some!

Is that a valid answer?

Sucks to be 33 and single...

[Cpt_Frank]

I often go out with my girlfriend so most of the time it's late at night when we come home. And that's when we do it.

[YT300000]

*raises hand*

I was out biking with my BF in the woods when he was overcome with feelings of lust from staring at my spandex-clad butt. He cut me off with his bike, pulled me off the trail a bit and started making out with me and pulling my clothes off. Before I knew it we were naked in the woods making love on top of our clothes which had been spread out on top of the ground.

A Darwin award was won like that.

2 people were doing exactly what you described, and lightning hit the girl's ass. It killed her, and knocked her boyfriend unconcious. Flesh and semen fused under the intense heat (ouch). He woke up a few minutes later, and seeing she was dead, vomited, right into her mouth. A bear came along, ate the girl's head, munched on back of the guy's skull and left. The next morning, some boyscouts found him.

The doctors managed to disconnect him from the corpse, but it involved a castration. He never got laid again.

Poor guy. And it was his first time.

[Master of Ossus]

Kate and I tend to get home around 1, and then... well... if that counts as the evening....

[Stravo]

*raises hand*

I was out biking with my BF in the woods when he was overcome with feelings of lust from staring at my spandex-clad butt. He cut me off with his bike, pulled me off the trail a bit and started making out with me and pulling my clothes off. Before I knew it we were naked in the woods making love on top of our clothes which had been spread out on top of the ground.

A Darwin award was won like that.

2 people were doing exactly what you described, and lightning hit the girl's ass. It killed her, and knocked her boyfriend unconcious. Flesh and semen fused under the intense heat (ouch). He woke up a few minutes later, and seeing she was dead, vomited, right into her mouth. A bear came along, ate the girl's head, munched on back of the guy's skull and left. The next morning, some boyscouts found him.

The doctors managed to disconnect him from the corpse, but it involved a castration. He never got laid again.

Poor guy. And it was his first time.

OK, I demand a link that shit is just too fucking weird....Jesus.

[YT300000]

OK, I demand a link that shit is just too fucking weird....Jesus.

I have no link. I read that in a book, The Darwin Awards.

[InnerBrat]

Try http://www.Darwinawards.com

[thecreech]

*raises hand*

I was out biking with my BF in the woods when he was overcome with feelings of lust from staring at my spandex-clad butt. He cut me off with his bike, pulled me off the trail a bit and started making out with me and pulling my clothes off. Before I knew it we were naked in the woods making love on top of our clothes which had been spread out on top of the ground.

A Darwin award was won like that.

2 people were doing exactly what you described, and lightning hit the girl's ass. It killed her, and knocked her boyfriend unconcious. Flesh and semen fused under the intense heat (ouch). He woke up a few minutes later, and seeing she was dead, vomited, right into her mouth. A bear came along, ate the girl's head, munched on back of the guy's skull and left. The next morning, some boyscouts found him.

The doctors managed to disconnect him from the corpse, but it involved a castration. He never got laid again.

Poor guy. And it was his first time.

holy crap that sucks ass

[MKSheppard]

Urban legend

[Grand Admiral Ancaris]

You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.

Gee.. that's so horrid.

I'm Twenty-four and I still have not had sex. With not even the smallest likelihood of it happening anytime in the near future.

[seanrobertson]

As the question asks, when do you most often have sex? I tried to call my buddy up today around noon, and when I finally got a hold of her a couple hours later she told me she was getting frisky with her BF earlier on. That got me thinking and the result is this poll.

I've been single for some time now and haven't made a push to get with anyone recently. It's been a bit nice in some ways--I can do what I want, when I want, how I want without taking someone else's feelings into account--but now I'm about ready for some nookie

Seriously, it's good almost anytime. I noticed that I felt best around noon to 3, generally speaking.

That was when I was most awake (in a lot of ways), yet hadn't been out of bed for so long that I started to get tired.

If you're looking at something much later than that, I'd probably have dinner in me and WOULD be sluggish. Speaking from some kinda crappy sex I had once around 8 PM, I know I could be up for a little performance--very little, mind you--but instead of the really great 2-3 hour fare, 30-45 minutes might pass and I'd be pretty much worthless afterwards. I'd reach completions ridiculously fast and felt like I was doing as much WORK as I was having fun.

My girlfriend was certainly not to blame. If anything she was a trooper even well after dark. It was just getting too late after a long, stressful day, and at that point we'd both just assume go to bed to sleep. The next morning was, after all, a whole new day

[YT300000]

Rather have your hands on her...

...if you're not a voyeur, of course.

My chances are low-moderate. Only time will tell.

[Peregrin Toker]

If I land a girlfriend, I'll be damn lucky. It won't matter much when we'll snuggle, as long it doesn't interfere with any of our schedules.

[InnerBrat]

I had sex at quarter to midnight 31/12/02 in the bathroom of the party

[LT.Hit-Man]

Whenever.
But for me I'd have to say juring a major storm.
I don't know something about the driving rain, the crash of thunder and the flashes of lighting just gets me going, something primal and basic about a raging, howling storm that just drives me insane with lust and desire.

[seanrobertson]

Whenever.
But for me I'd have to say juring a major storm.
I don't know something about the driving rain, the crash of thunder and the flashes of lighting just gets me going, something primal and basic about a raging, howling storm that just drives me insane with lust and desire.

That's freaky, dude. I was with my first girlfriend in a [mild] storm! I didn't give any thought to the intensity of the rain, the thunder and so on but it did make things that much more special.

[jenat-lai]

mmm damn, I'm interested in my Ex again... but thats fine, cos she's still my best friend.... pity she lives 1300km away

[Illuminatus Primus]

Honestly, its the spontaneous not expecting sex that I enjoy most of all.

I know it.

I just came over and Ashley was washing her car and got all wet in her white shirt and well I told her to come over in the garage for a second and right there, right then.

Best sex yet.