Weirdes dream ever

[His Divine Shadow]

I had the weirdest dream ever last night, I dreamt I stole a bottle of booze from Darth Vader and I was chased by him and his USN Carrier filled with his special teenage women elite soliders that where shooting at me with AK's.

Also, I stole the thing in a church, it was like the booze was some very rare ultra expensive stuff that was going to be used in some weird religious ceremony, so I walk into the church run up to the priest and deck him and take the booze, then Vader stands up and roars "Get him!" and the rest of the church wich is filled with those same girls stand up and start to shoot at me.



I dunno where I got any of this from, but I think it might be related to the Austin Powers movies and the book Heirs of Empire that I just finished reading.

EDIT:
Hmm, I think I know where I got that church setting from, I was watching TV last night and they showed a preview of this Leslie Nielsen movie they where gonna show, where he plays a secret agent and the villain is Matlock, there is a scene in that movie where he's infiltrated a church like hospital or something and he's fleeing from nuns with machine guns(they said "Sisters! Make him holy!")

Also, the elite teenage women soliders weren't nuns, they wore this outfit that was alot like those miss Santa outfits playboy playmates got.
Vader's got style

[Faram]

[His Divine Shadow]

Surely you've had your own strange dreams.

[Warspite]

That sounds like some B-movie script.

[thecreech]

I had a dream that i was watching a baseball game (i hate baseball) and that all of a sudden i was in the game but it was a cross of baseball and football (I love football) and all the outfielders were linemen with bats and they were chasing me bacause i had the ball. So i throw that ball at one of my teammates thinking that they would go after him and the kept chasing me.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

That's kinda weird.

The other night I had a dream that I was playing UT at a friends when his dad tells me to "reverse the polarity" (obviously been watching too much Trek) of it, which is handily in the options menu. When I do so, I'm brought to a stage where I'm battling hundreds of Re-Deads from Zelda with a bunch of other people.

Then my friend Mike comes in the room and tells me to "C'mere, I wanna show you how to kite Bowser."

WTF? How do you "kite" a giant fire-turtle?

Don't think that quite matches up to your dream though HDS.

[Shinova]

I once dreamed I was a girl. Not to mention I almost nearly got raped in that dream too (annihilated the offender twice or three times later on).


I kid you not.

[His Divine Shadow]

I once dreamed I was a girl. Not to mention I almost nearly got raped in that dream too (annihilated the offender twice or three times later on).

I thought you where a girl???

[Shinova]

I thought you where a girl???

Everyone thinks I'm a girl on message boards, but I'm a guy.

Some people thought I was a guy, but then they took something I said the wrong way and thought I was a girl.


It's all very complicated and all

[SyntaxVorlon]

I once dreamed I was a girl. Not to mention I almost nearly got raped in that dream too (annihilated the offender twice or three times later on).

I thought you where a girl???

This is what you get for your avatar, shinova.
LoL this is just funny.
Run shadow run!

[Master of Ossus]

That's pretty weird, but I think I was traumatized for life when someone on my soccer team when I was 13 or 14 told me about his dream. According to him, it involved three old ladies beating him over the head with his own scrotum.

[Lord Pounder]

I have three kinds of dream, nightmares that would make your shit turn white, dreams about real life goings on, and vivid completly under my control dreams. my favourite is the latter. Imagine Neo in the matrix if he was a sick peverted bastard. If i could dream like that all the time i'd hook myself up to a drip and never wake up.

[kojikun]

Shinova should put in his sig "Not infact a girl."

[Agent Fisher]

the weirdest dream i have ever had.
I was running from stormtroopers, but they caught up to me( it was in an urban enviorment) and the next thing i know they are kicking me on the ground( like the fan film troops). All of a sudden clonetroopers come and start fighting with the stormtroopers. Then they are all gone and I am fighting SWAT teams from the matrix.
Then I woke up.

[Montcalm]

Also, the elite teenage women soliders weren't nuns, they wore this outfit that was alot like those miss Santa outfits playboy playmates got.
Vader's got style

That part of your dream is very very interesting,i like the images forming in my mind.

[Drooling Iguana]

I had a dream once where Bill Gates was at Niagra Falls promoting a new version of Windows while wearing a penguin suit for some reason, and I stole the battery out of his laptop (he was holding the laptop at the time.)

[Alex Moon]

My weirdest dream goes like this:

It starts out with me wandering along the playground of Damascus Middle School. All of a sudden a bunch of UFOs start flying through the sky, and I start to run. I see Lisa, a girl I had a crush on all through middle school motioning me from around a corner. I get there and see she's with my friend Andrew. They're both naked. I follow them into the school, but the corridor turns into the hallway in my grandparents house, where I was living at the time. We go into my grandparents' bedroom, and there is my grandfather, dying in bed. The rest of my family is there, all mourning. I head out the other door to the deck, only to suddenly be staring down at a a desert, as if watching a movie. I see a long group of people there, walking along in a line. I'm at the head of the group, and I'm talking to Andrew, saying that we need to find water and soon. Suddenly my view pulls back, and I see that I was looking through some sort of hole in the air, that's hovering in the middle of the playground. I step out of it from the desert, my viewpoint changed again, and walk into a circle made by three reddish-pink statues. Andrew and Lisa are with me. All of a sudden the statues come to life.

That's all I can remember.

[Yuri Prime]

Yeah, I have some really wierd ones sometimes as well. I'll post one if I can remember it. I forget them very quickly.

[Rye]

In terms of sheer strangeness, nothing competes with my fux0red dream...

Ok, it's my birthday in the dream, someone gets me something new from lego, and i'm all "cool thanks!"

ok, now what i got were these small white plastic tombstone shaped lego pieces that had a 2*3 lego attacher-configuration thing on the bottom. They were completely smooth apart from the bottom, which was the only bit that could interact with other lego.

Anyway, these little lego tombstone things had teeny-tiny black eyes on one of their sides, kinda like the eyes you see on games like mario or kirby, and they really freaked me out for some reason.

Anyway, it's late and im tired, so i stick them to a lego sheet and go to bed. I wake up the next morning, and they've bred!At first i think "hmm did i add any other small ones on to that sheet?" but i certainly didnt, and noone else wouldv e come into my room, they just BRED somehow. These little white tombstones..

anyway, I go get some dinner at some point, come back to my room, and i see them zipping about on the floor, so i call my brother and say they're runnnig about on the floor but he wont take me seriously. Then he sees one and we both attempt to tell my mum, who thinks we're playing a trick.

Anyway, i dont want to sleep in my room that night, so i sleep in the spare room. The next day i go into my room and there's one on top of my chest o' drawers, and it's looking at me. With those weird black eyes. So far, they've been afraid of humans, so i put out my finger toward it..

..but it doesn't run away in fear. It actually pushes back at me! It's learned to not fear humans and it's actively challenging me, then they all appear from under my bed/wardrobe etc and they swarm me and it hurts and then i wake up.

Beat that for fux0rability.

[Alyrium Denryle]

[Superman]

I had a dream last night that I was flying in an ultralight. When we landed, everyone was singing Christmas carols. I then knew that we were in the late 1970's, and I went to Graceland and hung out with Elvis.

[HemlockGrey]

Damn, I only dream when I go to sleep early, and I never do that in the summer...

[Crayz9000]

HDS, the movie you mentioned was Spy Hard if I'm not mistaken.

[Oberleutnant]

I don't know why, but I just love to read what other people have to say about their dreams. Maybe it helps me to realize that compared to some people my dreams aren't that weird after all.

Argh, I can't get the image of Vader's AK-wielding special teenage women elite soliders out of my mind!

[RadiO]

Last night, I dreamt that I was at an airshow. This guy running a stall told me I had to buy a cap, because the police were going to run a "blade scan" for terrorists. The only way to avoid arrest was to wear a hat.
Anyway, the "blade" turned out to be a rotating aerial array, slung under a hovering police helicopter. It made a strange wowing sound you could hear over the chopper's engines. After about five minutes, a load of soldiers and a Scimitar tank turned up and began herding non-cap wearers into an armoured bus.
At this point I left the airshow and walked about 30 miles into central London (yeah, this was a long fucking dream) and watched some shithead jump in front of an Underground train. He exploded just like the player models from Unreal Tournament.
I then caught that very same train to the seaside (somehow...) and got stuck on a stairway running down the side of a cliff, above a little town, because I was absolutely petrified that the stairs were going to collapse under me. They then did so, and I plummetted to my doom.
And then I woke up. WTF was that all about?