Magic Cards

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-07-02 11:45am

Strange quotes on the cards. here is one that is on the woodland druid
What is a tree?
Slow hard thought
What is a Flower?
Swift Soft Flesh
What is a Druid?
Both

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-02 05:57pm

Einie menie minie...oh why not all of them"
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage

Text on Meteor Shower.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-07-02 06:21pm

Card: Solfatara.
"A burst of hot air tossed the moon into the air, and the moon liked it up there so much that it never needed the ground again."
- Azeworai, "Glitter Moon".

Card: Ekundu Cyclops.
"Big one I, One big eye. One-eye see, Two-eye die!"
- Traditional Cyclops Chant.

Card: Goblin Shrine.
"I knew it weren't no ordinary pile of... You know."
- Norin The Wary.

Card: Lava Storm.
"They say lava conquers all."

Card: Chaosphere.
"I dance the nothing dance; feet in the air, knives in the ground."
- Femeref Chant.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-02 06:25pm

"Catch!"

Hehehe, Lava Axe...

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-07-02 07:10pm

From Goblin Ski Patrol
"AIIIIEEEE!"
- Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-07-02 07:39pm

Goblin Balloon Brigade
"From here we can drop rocks and arrows and more rocks!" "Uh, yeah boss, but how do we get down?"

Rag Man
"Aw, he's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of?"

Straw Golem
"Don't look at me. I didn't build it."
- Hanna, Weatherlight navigator

Karplusan Yeti
"What's that smell?"
-Perena Deepcutter, Dwarven Armorer

Memory Lapse
"Um... oh... what was I saying?"
-Reveka, Wizard Savant

Goblin Digging Team
"From down here, we can make the whole wall collapse!" "Uh, yeah boss, but how do we get out?"

Jinxed Idol
"Here."

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-07-02 08:01pm

Paper Tiger: "The tiger is always quick to fold."
Scissors Lizard: "Nothing beats the lizard's shear power."
Rock Lobster: "Many take the lobster for granite."
Chaos Confetti: "And you thought it was just an urban legend."
Overrun: "'You want to know your enemy? Look at your feet while you trample him' - Tahngarth of the Weatherlight"

TheFeniX · Post by **TheFeniX** » 2003-07-02 08:32pm

Black Knight:
"Battle doesn't need a purpose;
the battle is it's own purpose.
You don't ask why a plague spreads
or a field burns.
Don't ask why I fight."

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-02 09:06pm

"Never taunt an embermae, 'What are you going to do about it?' - Akin, seasoned Askari
Incinerate

"There are harsher ways to learn the meaning of the word 'no'." -Rashida Scalebane
Disenchant, Mirage version

"A vizier's dish, best served drenched in honey and almonds." -Sug'Ata royal recipe for Azimaet Drake

"I'll clib down soon. Don't worry, it's just a thundersto..." -Former elvish scout
Lightning Blast

"My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?" -Femeref riddle
Volcanic Geyser

"for the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside"
Pacifism, Mirage version

And the "Love song of Night and Day" from Mirage/Visions cards.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-07-03 12:22pm

My all time favorite quote.
THERE IS BEAUTY IN THE SPACE BETWEEN LEARNING TO FLY AND TAKING IT FOR GRANTED.
Darke Hatchling

ZShade · Post by **ZShade** » 2003-07-03 05:54pm

"And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land - slap! slap! slap!" - Flock of Rabid Sheep

Unglued = Best Expansion Ever.