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I suffer from compulsive spitting on government officials, so I won't be visiting the U.S. anytime soon.
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innerbrat wrote:Eugh. he deserves life for being a wife beating bastard, so he gets no sympathy from me.
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Good. The guy gets off on technicalities for all sorts of really bad crimes, so they give him life for something he can't squrim away from. Very clever, I commend the judge!
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Reminds me of the two teenagers who were given 20+ year sentances for possession of Oragano? A cop thought they were worth investigating at a concert, frisked them and found a jar of spicies on one of them, thinking it was MJ he sent it to the lab, and found out it was spices, so they were charged with possession of a counterfiet narcotic?
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