Would you have sex with your clone?

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Would you have sex with your clone?

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Ok, if you could have a clone of yourself made, and the clone was the exact age as you and thought the same thoughts, would you have sex with it? I think that I would. I mean, it's not exactly like being gay because it's still you... I mean, your clone. Same DNA and all. You would just be having sex with your own butthole really. It would sort of be like masturbation.
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See this thread is much stranger than my wet dreams thread... and the answer is hell no
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My answer is HELL YES!

Every depraved fantasy I've ever had could be executed flawlessly! I'd be perfect for myself. :oops:

And Superman, could I watch you and your clone gettin' it on? :D
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Yeah sure Frank. Why not? Although it would probably only last about 5 seconds...
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Superman wrote:Ok, if you could have a clone of yourself made, and the clone was the exact age as you and thought the same thoughts, would you have sex with it? I think that I would. I mean, it's not exactly like being gay because it's still you... I mean, your clone. Same DNA and all. You would just be having sex with your own butthole really. It would sort of be like masturbation.
No it's not. Unless there is some mechanism linking your brain with his so that they behave as a single brain, you are separate individuals. He is no different than your twin.



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Hmmm....No thanks. I'll run away from this thread now.


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EDIT: Actually, I think an equally good thread would've been would you have sex with a clone of you that is the opposite sex and assuming that clone turned out hot.
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Just like meeting an having sex with my supposed alternate duplicate.

No.
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Only if the clone is female and hot. :D
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I don't think so. If I had a clone I'd have better things to do. :twisted:
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Shinova wrote: EDIT: Actually, I think an equally good thread would've been would you have sex with a clone of you that is the opposite sex and assuming that clone turned out hot.
That one too.
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Damn it, this potentially might wreck a SLAM thread I've been thinking of doing that partially deals with a slightly similar subject matter...

Anyway, I'd say no.
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Superman.. we need to throw you every morning into an ice cold shower..
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No. Just like I said no to having sex with my alternate dimension evil twin.

Or should I say good twin, since I'm the evil one. :twisted:
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Superman wrote:Yeah sure Frank. Why not? Although it would probably only last about 5 seconds...
I take it you turn yourself on?
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Ah, no. As with my sister, hugs & cuddles is as far as I'll go with a clone.
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Hell no, among other reasons will be too busy committing crimes.
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Gandalf wrote:I don't think so. If I had a clone I'd have better things to do. :twisted:
hell yeah. I would only have to go to work half of the time :D
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Trytostaydead wrote:Superman.. we need to throw you every morning into an ice cold shower..
Just throw Supes a steak. :lol:
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Montcalm wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:Superman.. we need to throw you every morning into an ice cold shower..
Just throw Supes a steak. :lol:
How about a stake?

On topic: No, thank you. I don't find the thought of either having sex with a guy or sticking my dick up my backside particularly attractive. If on the other hand, the clone is pure XX and quite attractive, maybe.
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Jesus, no.
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Ugh...no

(Someone remind me why I clicked on this, and I would also like to say that this is much sicker than the wet dreams thread...)
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Nathan F wrote:Ugh...no

(Someone remind me why I clicked on this, and I would also like to say that this is much sicker than the wet dreams thread...)
Because you're a masochist and wish to inflict horrifyingly devastating pain upon yourself?
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Trytostaydead wrote:
Nathan F wrote:Ugh...no

(Someone remind me why I clicked on this, and I would also like to say that this is much sicker than the wet dreams thread...)
Because you're a masochist and wish to inflict horrifyingly devastating pain upon yourself?
Ah, yes, that is...not it.
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Nathan F wrote:Ugh...no

(Someone remind me why I clicked on this, and I would also like to say that this is much sicker than the wet dreams thread...)
You clicked on it to say no like most of us. At least the wet dreams thread is something that happens in real life
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