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Nathan F wrote:I find the number of 'yes' answers to these two questions highly disturbing...
Have you ever read the "book of horrible questions" it askes strange questions that are much worse
I must get that book! Sounds faaan-tastic! :D
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Frank Hipper wrote:
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Nathan F wrote:I find the number of 'yes' answers to these two questions highly disturbing...
Have you ever read the "book of horrible questions" it askes strange questions that are much worse
I must get that book! Sounds faaan-tastic! :D
Look for it on amazon because i think it is out of print. But it all revolves around money... here is a question that i remember

"would you go down on your mom for 100 thousand dollars"

And then it we tell you how many of the people polled said yes... You'd be surprized on how many people said yes
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Maybe, depending on my XX version's attractiveness, my sex life (or lack thereof), and whether birth control is in place... Now if the clone and I was mentally linked, no fucking way.
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Lord of the Farce wrote: Now if the clone and I was mentally linked, no fucking way.
Why not?
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Lord of the Farce wrote: Now if the clone and I was mentally linked, no fucking way.
HOLY SHIT! If we were, I'd do it in an INSTANT!
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Why assume that there would be the possibility that you would be mentally linked?
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Why the problem with mentally linked? Because for one thing it'll be like... having sex with a guy (if I wanted that, I'd say so in the other thread). And since I'm not a big fan of pain, the possibility of getting myself pregnant by myself (!) and having to give birth... *mind automatically phases out and tries to think pleasant thoughts*...

As to why assume that there would be the possibility of being mentally linked? Just wanted to prevent any... accidents...
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Lord of the Farce wrote:Why the problem with mentally linked? Because for one thing it'll be like... having sex with a guy (if I wanted that, I'd say so in the other thread).
Do you masturbate?
And since I'm not a big fan of pain, the possibility of getting myself pregnant by myself (!) and having to give birth... *mind automatically phases out and tries to think pleasant thoughts*...
Use protection or stick to oral.
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Does my female counterpart swallow? I wouldn't swallow. I'm not gay but if I were I sure as hell wouldn't, so I guess that means my female counterpart wouldn't either. Damn, she would probably spit my load back in my face, slap me and call me a bitch. Fuck her.
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I'd say no, because if the female version of me is going to be hot, then that must mean I have to be hot, which I am not. And then, if it turns out that we share the same genes, it might qualify as incest, which might bne another reason not to screw her.
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Yeah, Shinova this thread really went too far. You sicken me.
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Superman wrote:Yeah, Shinova this thread really went too far. You sicken me.
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im still waiting for the "if you could stick your dick in your own ass would you" thread. We've gone this far
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XaLEv wrote:Do you masturbate?
That's a different thing from poking your own butt. :lol:
Use protection or stick to oral.
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thecreech wrote:im still waiting for the "if you could stick your dick in your own ass would you" thread. We've gone this far
Well it does let you retort to the insult of "go fuck yourself."
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I would NOT.

Why???

Technically, it would be inbreeding. And I'm not Simon The Slackjawed Yokel.
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If she was hot and wanted to do it, HELL YEAH.
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Rye wrote:If she was hot and wanted to do it, HELL YEAH.
If you want to do it, she wants to do it. ;)
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StarshipTitanic wrote:
Rye wrote:If she was hot and wanted to do it, HELL YEAH.
If you want to do it, she wants to do it. ;)
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I'd do it in a heartbeat. Think about it.....the 'other you' knows exactly what you want, and how to pleasure you the most. :D Win,win situation folks. :)
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We get the point. Shameless spammer.

Like all of us.
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YT300000 wrote:We get the point. Shameless spammer.

Like all of us.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:I would NOT.

Why???

Technically, it would be inbreeding. And I'm not Simon The Slackjawed Yokel.
Wouldn't you end up with a whole bunch of kids with your exact same genetic code? It'd be more like cloning... :shock:
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Vorlon1701 wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I would NOT.

Why???

Technically, it would be inbreeding. And I'm not Simon The Slackjawed Yokel.
Wouldn't you end up with a whole bunch of kids with your exact same genetic code? It'd be more like cloning... :shock:
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