Wet Dreams

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-07-03 11:01pm

Never had one. Jerking it no less than three times a day leaves little room for these wet dreams.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-07-03 11:50pm

I had a wet dream. a girl that i onced liked was letting guys touch her tits. But now that i am awake i do not find that very much worthing jacking off about

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-03 11:54pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Never had one. Jerking it no less than three times a day leaves little room for these wet dreams.

Jesus, i thought jacking off 3 times a week was alot. No wonder you guys aren't getting wet dreams

EDIT: Thanks mushroomhead

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-03 11:58pm

Agent Fisher wrote:I had a wet dream. a girl that i onced liked was letting guys touch her tits. But now that i am awake i do not find that very much worthing jacking off about

Were you one of those guys?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-03 11:59pm

thecreech wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Never had one. Jerking it no less than three times a day leaves little room for these wet dreams.
Jesus, i thought jacking off 3 times a week was alot. No wonder you guys are getting wet dreams

Shouldn't that be aren't getting wet dreams?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-04 12:01am

neoolong wrote:
Shouldn't that be aren't getting wet dreams?

See said post

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-04 12:05am

My weirdest wet dream: I'm walking around in my backyard doing things. I walk under a tree and fall into a hole. I try to catch myself but it doesn't work. I fall for a while, there's a big fireball comes up from below, and then some chick is sucking my dick.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-04 12:17am

Never had one. I'm pretty sure if I hadn't started beating off when I did I would have started having them.

December 30, 1997. That's right, I can remember the first time I cleaned the pipes. How pathetic is that?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-04 12:18am

Durran Korr wrote:Never had one. I'm pretty sure if I hadn't started beating off when I did I would have started having them.

December 30, 1997. That's right, I can remember the first time I cleaned the pipes. How pathetic is that?

how old are you?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-04 12:20am

19, I'll be 20 in 27 days.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-04 12:21am

Huh? I coulda sworn you once said you were 32.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-07-04 12:22am

Durran Korr wrote:Never had one. I'm pretty sure if I hadn't started beating off when I did I would have started having them.

December 30, 1997. That's right, I can remember the first time I cleaned the pipes. How pathetic is that?

I would not call that pathetic, odd , but not pathetic.

Hmm...I remember the first time ever seeing anything coming out after wanking. It startled me, cause I was not so sure what was happening. Must have been around 6th or 7th grade.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-04 12:26am

HemlockGrey wrote:Huh? I coulda sworn you once said you were 32.

As far as I'm aware, I'm 19.

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2003-07-04 12:28am

HemlockGrey wrote:Huh? I coulda sworn you once said you were 32.

(Trying hard to not make a joke about the topic at hand by referencing "pulling"...) Durran was pulling your chain, bro

As far as wet dreams go, I remember when I was about 12 years old, my father mentioned that I might have them in the near future. When it didn't happen, I was somewhat concerned that I wasn't normal.

I also remember making fun of a kid at school who talked about this. All my friends told him that he was actually just taking a really strange piss in his sleep

I'm 25 now, and I might've had a couple of wet dreams. Maybe. It's honestly something I've never given a lot of thought to.

Now, off to a nice, dry bed that will stay that way...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-04 12:31am

Oh...come to think of it, one time I did say something along the lines of "Having seen two episodes of La Blue Girl is the reason why I'm a 39 year old virgin." I was joking, though, so you're not crazy.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-07-04 12:35am

Durran Korr wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Huh? I coulda sworn you once said you were 32.
As far as I'm aware, I'm 19.

Im 32.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-04 01:09am

Only had one, when I was 12. Never had any more after that, due to obvious reasons.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-04 01:22am

i had a few. very annoying, honestly. i wish i could cum on demand instead. damn brain needing realistic situations that only dreams can provide. GRR. >|

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-04 02:02pm

I only recall one dream which even resembled what you'd call "wet."

I dreamed that a girl I know from high school (who incidentally happens to be fairly attractive) entered a bet with her friend to run around naked outside at winter. I have also had dreams about girls I've had crushes on - but I don't think they classify as "wet dreams."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-04 02:07pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I only recall one dream which even resembled what you'd call "wet."

I dreamed that a girl I know from high school (who incidentally happens to be fairly attractive) entered a bet with her friend to run around naked outside at winter. I have also had dreams about girls I've had crushes on - but I don't think they classify as "wet dreams."

If you ever came while dreaming,then thats a wet dream.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-07-04 02:08pm

I've had dreams where i have sex but they never made me cum. Due to my ability to control my dreams sometimes i can have sexy dreams when i wish.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-04 02:11pm

Montcalm wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I only recall one dream which even resembled what you'd call "wet."

I dreamed that a girl I know from high school (who incidentally happens to be fairly attractive) entered a bet with her friend to run around naked outside at winter. I have also had dreams about girls I've had crushes on - but I don't think they classify as "wet dreams."
If you ever came while dreaming,then thats a wet dream.

Okay, then I never had a wet dream.

Damn, I'm unlucky.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-04 02:12pm

2...i think.

the first one doesn't really count because i was ill as hell and wasn't dreaming of anything near sex, i wasn't aroused, but i came while i was sleeping.

the other one was bizarre, i shagged some porn star out in the open

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-04 08:30pm

None of my dreams were about water, so I've never had any wet dreams, I guess.

Oh, wait, that's not what you mean. And no, I've never had that kind of wet dream either.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-07-05 01:05am

I have had several wet dreams, but conversely I am not able to cum while masturbating (probably a good thing- clean). Also, in retrospect, I would not bang any of those people in the wet dream while awake.

They are not a good thing.