I'm speechless...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-04 03:08am

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tw/2003-06-05/curr.html

www.POE-News.com wrote:Tucson porn-proprietor Tyrone Henry wants you to know that blowing your load on the faces of blindfolded, underage girls who think they're participating in a facial cream marketing study is not fraud or any other crime, no matter what the Arizona Court of Appeals said last month. He also wants you to know he was framed.

Whether he did it or not, he's serving a seven-year sentence because of the creative legal work of a Pima County prosecutor, Brad Roach

In the summer of 2000, Roach was assigned to prosecute Tyrone Henry after two teenage girls said he lured them to his home to try out a product called "White Dew" facial cream he was developing. Instead of exfoliation, they said they got ejaculation.

The girls, 15 and 16 years old at the time, said Henry showed them examples of women with "clumpy" white cream on their faces and then blindfolded them. The girls said they heard heavy breathing and Henry say, "It's coming," and then felt a thick, warm substance applied to their faces. They said he took photos, paid them $10 a piece and convinced them to make follow-up appointments. Thinking about it later, they realized they'd been hoodwinked and called the police.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-04 03:09am

That's some weird shit.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-07-04 03:15am

You'd think the girls would get a bit suspicious when they heard the guy breathing heavily...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-04 03:17am

Okay. The world is officially, fucked up.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-04 03:17am

That's it. I'm calling in an airstrike. B 52's should be flying over his house shortly...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-04 03:18am

neoolong wrote:Okay. The world is officially, fucked up.

The world has been fucked up for quite some time now. This isn't exactly something new.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-04 03:20am

Yeah. Read about the Crusades!

Steven Snyder · Post by **Steven Snyder** » 2003-07-04 03:36am

I know it's a horrible story....

But I have to wonder, how dumb are these kids today?

Mr. Biggs: You kids kneel there and put on these blindfolds.

Neal: Okay!
Bob: Alright, now are you going to apply the facial creme now?

Mr. Biggs: Yep, now can ya see me?

Bob: Nope!

Mr. Biggs: *ZIP*

Fuck, these kids must have all the streetwise of Rod and Todd Flanders.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-07-04 03:43am

Oh fuck.... And they are in my home state *places paper bag over head*

nechronius · Post by **nechronius** » 2003-07-04 03:45am

I gotta laugh. ahahahahahah!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-04 10:54am

BASTARD

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-07-04 11:50am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh fuck.... And they are in my home state *places paper bag over head*

Dude, they're in my city...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-04 12:03pm

Its time to purge the world of all these depraved SOBs.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-07-04 12:16pm

FUCKER!! Jackass SOB.....grrrrrr You'd think he could just get a handjob from a hooker....~Jason

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-04 12:33pm

XaLEv wrote:
The world has been fucked up for quite some time now. This isn't exactly something new.

Yeah but now it's official.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-04 12:38pm

That's disgusting...

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-07-04 12:45pm

Sick.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-07-04 02:13pm

Yet it's still illegal to castrate these fucks. Why? Peadophillia and sex criminals are a cancer do you not treat a cancer by cutting it out of the system?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-04 08:12pm

Instead of exfoliation, they said they got ejaculation.

'Nuff said....

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-07-04 08:17pm

Calm down, folks.... just remember the place child molesters have on the hierarchy of the prison food chain and rest assured proper justice will take place.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-04 08:19pm

I thought that was funny as hell. Does that make me a bad person?

Or does touching myself at night do that?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-04 08:44pm

Perhaps in prison, he can have Bubba try his "facial cream" on him.

Seriously, what compels people like this to exploit underage girls?

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-04 08:47pm

Thats just sick.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-04 09:22pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Perhaps in prison, he can have Bubba try his "facial cream" on him.

Seriously, what compels people like this to exploit underage girls?

Apparantly because they're so stupid. Really, it took them several tries to figure it out.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2003-07-04 09:25pm

Hey, it is my understanding that in Utah, a man over 18 can marry a 14 years old. As far as my understanding, Pedophelia usually involves individuals of a younger age, say 12 and under. I don't know what the term for sexual relations with a 15 or 16 year old but I think it falls more under statitory rape.