Would you have sex with opposite-gender version of you?

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Well, I would obviously not have sex with gender opposite. I would also not have sex with my clone--considering she'd be, in genetic terms, pretty much the equivlant of my identical twin sister. There wouldn't be anything there in a reproductive sense, of course, but that would just be... Excessively bizzare for my tastes. Yes. Let's put it that way.
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Personally, I'd like to think that my female double would have better taste than to hook up with the likes of me. :)
Seriously, though, I couldn't do it. It's just too weird.
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We might get along, but having sex? No.
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I'm just wondering what would happen if one were completely androgynous....
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Well, I would obviously not have sex with gender opposite. I would also not have sex with my clone--considering she'd be, in genetic terms, pretty much the equivlant of my identical twin sister.
So... you already have a genetic twin?
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Yes, I would. It's not like I'm going to get any otherwise.
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I think I might, yes. Probably. Specially if we could trade places afterwards and do it again.
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Re: Would you have sex with opposite-gender version of you?

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Shinova wrote:Your clone is of the opposite sex. Let's also assume that this clone is hot.


Would you have sex with him/her?


(based on that other thread)


EDIT: Since so many people are having an issue with the whole clone deal, let's just say that it's you, but just as the opposite gender and is hot.
Given that it was the same gender in my case, maybe.

Given that it was the opposite gender in my case, maybe.

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Would it be masturbation or incest?



Anyways, I'd be firing bullets. The biggest threat ever is someone that knows what I know and thinks what I think. I'd kill her...me? Would that be suicide?
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Homicide, since you're killing someone who is, to all extents and purposes, an identical twin. Well, not quite identical, since in your case it's a she.

This thread is just... unsettling. I was talking with RayCav over AIM earlier, and I mentioned it. Even he found it disturbing...
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Would it be masturbation or incest?



Anyways, I'd be firing bullets. The biggest threat ever is someone that knows what I know and thinks what I think. I'd kill her...me? Would that be suicide?
I'd be praising God to have found someone who actually understood me, and I'd be cursing Him because I have a shitload of secrets that I sure as hell don't want known to anyone else.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Would it be masturbation or incest?
It feels good to be ignored.
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XaLEv wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Would it be masturbation or incest?
It feels good to be ignored.


You know, when I was typing that I remembered "Hey, XALeV hated people who kept on saying that in another thread. I know, let's annoy him!"
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In answer to the thread question:

Yes! I am the sexiest member of these boards, far sexier than any mushrooms which may be involved, and if there was a female version of me she would be similarly irresistable.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote: You know, when I was typing that I remembered "Hey, XALeV hated people who kept on saying that in another thread. I know, let's annoy him!"

I love you too GAT.

*adds XALeV to list*

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4. Xalex
5. XaLeV
6. XALeV
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XaLEv wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote: You know, when I was typing that I remembered "Hey, XALeV hated people who kept on saying that in another thread. I know, let's annoy him!"

I love you too GAT.

*adds XALeV to list*

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2. XeLeV
3. XvalV
4. Xalex
5. XaLeV
6. XALeV
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Kelev, eh?

*thinks*

:idea:

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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Well, I would obviously not have sex with gender opposite. I would also not have sex with my clone--considering she'd be, in genetic terms, pretty much the equivlant of my identical twin sister.
So... you already have a genetic twin?
No--I meant that in a hypothetical sense. Poor phrasing.
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The opposite-gender version of me would drive me fucking crazy. So, no, probably not.
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Considering what I look like, I would take some needles, heat to 200 F, and then..........
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Post by Sobbastchianno »

I am a homosexual male who is also an identical twin (yes, he is gay too). The answer is not only no, but hell fucking no!!!!

This is just too twisted on so many levels. I wouldn't do it with my brother, even though one sick idiot offered us each $500 to go to bed together, with him, and needless to say, we turned it down flat.

Just out of curiosity, for those who answered yes, What about it would turn you on to that extent?
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thecreech wrote:...

Look for it on amazon because i think it is out of print. But it all revolves around money... here is a question that i remember

"would you go down on your mom for 100 thousand dollars"

And then it we tell you how many of the people polled said yes... You'd be surprized on how many people said yes
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No fucking way; ever!! I may be sick, but not *that* sick.

And no, I would not do an opposite gender of myself...
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No way, no chance, not ever. The only thing i'd do to a clone of me is kill it. I don't even like myself much less someone exactly like me. I know the evil twisted things i'm capable of and more to the point one of me is enough. To summerise, fuck my self? No. Kill my clone? Hell yeah.
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