Weirdes dream ever

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-07-04 12:56am

I once had a dream that I was a woman, and my vagina was a CD player.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-04 02:31am

I once dreamt I could control people's minds, and I had fun with that for part of the dream, but then, a big ass robot shows up and challenges me. I hook up to this matrix-like bed thing that transports my brain or something into the robot, and I can feel everything, just like I was a person (this is where my dream went from Star Wars to One Must Fall...cool DOS game, I think it's abandonware now, so you can get it if you want). Anyway, I kick the other guy's robotic ass, but then, he gets out of his matrix-bed thingy and starts to strange me, but I'm still hooked up to mine controlling the robot, and I have to stop him, but I accidently blow up my body along with the other dude, and I wander around stuck in the robot's body until I come across some big city, which I immediatly start to destroy. Eventually I heard a big beeping noise from a building, which turned out to be my alarm, which woke me up.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-04 02:33am

I once had a dream that Robocop was trying to kill me. After chasing me for a while, I yelled "get out here Robocop!" He left after that.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-04 09:34pm

RadiO wrote:Last night, I dreamt that I was at an airshow. This guy running a stall told me I had to buy a cap, because the police were going to run a "blade scan" for terrorists. The only way to avoid arrest was to wear a hat.
Anyway, the "blade" turned out to be a rotating aerial array, slung under a hovering police helicopter. It made a strange wowing sound you could hear over the chopper's engines. After about five minutes, a load of soldiers and a Scimitar tank turned up and began herding non-cap wearers into an armoured bus.

Sounds like something to do with circumcision.

At this point I left the airshow and walked about 30 miles into central London (yeah, this was a long fucking dream) and watched some shithead jump in front of an Underground train. He exploded just like the player models from Unreal Tournament.

er...again, phallic imagery, perhaps "Your penis will destroy you"

I then caught that very same train to the seaside (somehow...) and got stuck on a stairway running down the side of a cliff, above a little town, because I was absolutely petrified that the stairs were going to collapse under me. They then did so, and I plummetted to my doom.
And then I woke up. WTF was that all about?

Sounds like anxiety, perhaps about showing your penis to someone

lol, i dunno...the first bit sounded very circumcision related...

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-07-04 09:52pm

You know, looking at this analysis I'm glad I never mentioned the bit where the team of naked women wanted me to play Capture the Flag - But In Real Life, in a Park in London With Actual Guns and Stuff (I turned them down because I had a prior engagement by the sea, namely falling off a cliff. Bummer.

).

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-07-05 01:22am

Well, I had a weird lucid dream Tuesday or maybe it was Wednesday. My pothead cousin and his shroom buddy were in a department store. We started to fight. (Usually at scholl we'll insult each other randomly with no harm intended) The shroom guy: "Hey, it's the (forgot) kid!" Then him in a raincoat began punching and I jymped up into the air grabbing a clothes rack and and he also grab one. Now while breaking the laws of gravity we swinged a each other then we both knocked by our opponents rack. Then after random breaking of shelves and throwing people me anfdmy cousin walk outside while the Shroom guy is injurd and comntinues laughing after he exits the store. Then I see my Dad waiting at the car and I'm like What the fuck? this is one weird dream and I woke up.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2003-07-05 02:47am

Here's my most fucked-up dream:

The dream starts off at my college football stadium, only it instead looks like the field at my old highschool. My college has the #1 team in the nation (it sucks ass in reality), and is pretty much a lock for the NCAA championship. The two players leading the way are the Rock from the WWE, and Troy Hudson, a basketball player who did exceptionally well in T'Wolves/Lakers series this year. Both of them are good friends of mine in this dream.

For some inexplicable reason, the team's management wants to get rid of its two best players. They choose to do so with a series of terrorist bombing attacks at the stadium's parking lot before each game, in the hopes of scaring those two players off. I notice a mysterious white car, that had a front part looking like a bald eagle's head (I had just watched Dumb and Dumber, which had a car that was made to look like a dog) driving away after each bombing. Despite the blatant terrorism, people continue to go to the games (none of which were canceled).

One night, while hanging around with my friends (not my real-life friends, but instead an acquaintance I barely knew and a bunch of fictional, completely made-up people) on campus, we spot the white, eagle-headed car driving by. We jump into my own shitty car and give chase...right into New York's Chinatown, even though in reality it's hours away from my college. Suddenly, multiple white cars drive up around us, then head in different directions to confuse us and get us off the eagle-headed car. However, with inexcusable stupidity, all the decoy cars have dog heads and tails!

I follow the eagle-headed car's passengers to a Chinese restaurant. Upon entering, I see that it's owned by Mrs. Woo, the librarian at my old elementary school. She's obviously working with the terrorists, refusing to answer any of my questions or let me upstairs, where I think they are hiding. I walk to the stairs, where some skanky whore is leaning on the railing. She's also probably in on it, and asks me to leave. Now, despite the fact that I'm chasing terrorists, I politely obey Mrs. Woo and the whore's requests that I leave! I just walk out and drive off.

However, the next night, I resolve to get to bottom of this terrorist plot. I drive back to the restaurant, shove the skanky whore aside, and walk upstairs. At the moment, part of the ceiling crashes down, and I see a Goblin Shredder from Warcraft III, only it's 50 ft tall. I run the hell out of there. The last part of the dream before I woke up takes place back at my dorm, where I'm plotting my next move with my friends. Except, to top off the wierdness, my fictional friends have now been replaced by a bunch freshmen kids who were my classmates in my high school Chinese I class (I took this class to fill out my schedule when I was a senior).

Runner up:

I'm sitting home watching a movie on the Scifi channel. It's about an alien world that's just like Earth, except for one major difference. The movie looks like a porno, with a guy and a girl stripping off their clothes to have sex. Only when the girl takes off her panties, there's a small man's head where her vagina should be. The head starts screaming "I'm gonna give you head! I'm gonna give you head!"

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-07-06 03:19am

Heres one to top many here. It happened Friday night. It was an ad. Saying is your lady not happy with you goibg up the aft tube? *Que to hot black chick bent half way over saying she doesn't want it and the guy (Will Smith if I remember correctly) is getting a bit fustrated* Well, here's why! It's flooring tiles! *Que to large 8x8 in. flooring tiles being removed from her ass* You simply remove the tiles (in this case dark marble green)and your wonman is happy for anal zex! *Que to the chick enjoying herself* Now, I'll tell you why thi happened. I was watching Ask This Old House on LPB and one of the guys was answering a question about fitting tiles around colemns in the room. The green marble was me looking for a good black square color for US Chess Live. The black chick was in some pictures I wanking too and Will Smith was in the Bad Boys II ad. And this explains how compiled normal things can mutate into a freaky dream.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-06 07:44am

I dream of reunions, museums, and even a Harry Potter/LOTR crossover(!?)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-06 07:56am

Simple. I was running around in a grassy field on a cool spring morning with some long-haired cutey boys (we were all naked of course

) when I heard a giant rumbling sound, looked up, and saw one of these fly over. Also noticed a nearby city whose towers looked like crystal. Woke up later and drew the ship.

EDIT: It was KewL!

And then there was the time i dreamed my old High School was a Quake 3 level! I easily won that match when I got to the roof and found a Red Armor, Megahealth, Quad Damage, and a Railgun up there. And enough slugs to take care of the whole school. Whoever designed the level sure had campers in mind!