Icehawk wrote:The most moronic one I have seen so far wasn't on a church display but on a sign in front of some fundie's house who lives in our town.
It reads:
Seek Jesus Answers given Rejoice in him Salvation is yours
the "R" one may be a bit different IIRC but it was something along those lines.
Here's an on-the-spot parody: Screw Jesus. He isn't always important An idiot would know batter than to type these stupid acronyms Rave all you want, fundies. You'll only make yourselves look stupider anyway. SARS has NOTHING to do with conversion.
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
For maximum effect, extra emphasis should be put upon "dude" and it should be said in the most stoned way humanly possible.
Is that to bring stoners to Christ? I think it would work better to depict God as someone they can relate to. For example, they can say God smokes pot. It explains why "intelligently designed" creatues really aren't all that great: He was stoned when making them. Besides, why else do you think they call him "God most high"?
For maximum effect, extra emphasis should be put upon "dude" and it should be said in the most stoned way humanly possible.
Is that to bring stoners to Christ? I think it would work better to depict God as someone they can relate to. For example, they can say God smokes pot. It explains why "intelligently designed" creatues really aren't all that great: He was stoned when making them. Besides, why else do you think they call him "God most high"?
Just look at the platypus. If someone designed that thing, he couldn't have been completely sober.
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:For example, they can say God smokes pot. It explains why "intelligently designed" creatues really aren't all that great: He was stoned when making them.
Shhh..... keep quiet, you might be giving the creationists ideas!
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Have you persecuted a Jew, Hindu, Moslem or Athiest today.
Better yet: "Persecuting nonbelievers since 312 A.D."
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Have you persecuted a Jew, Hindu, Moslem or Athiest today.
You actually SAW that!!??!?
I would NOT be surprised. Christian charity my ass.
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
No Einy but I have a number of them amoung our new hires who are harrassing the Thai Buddists, the East Orthodox Czechs, and Me and Nujean (The Token Jew & Moslem) and trying to convert Wolf (athiest son of a preacher, who knows his stuff and is very sick of double talk) at work....
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
You know, I'm pretty certain westward expansion and Manifest Destiny had something to do with it, but that's just me.
Forget about Manifest Destiny, European Christian settlers killed the vast majority of them hundreds of years before America was even founded.
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Forget about Manifest Destiny, European Christian settlers killed the vast majority of them hundreds of years before America was even founded.
Yes, and while Christianity was sometimes used as an excuse, rampant expansion and disease were the real culprits. Blaming Christianity for the near-extinction of the Native Americans paints one as an idiot.
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Forget about Manifest Destiny, European Christian settlers killed the vast majority of them hundreds of years before America was even founded.
Yes, and while Christianity was sometimes used as an excuse, rampant expansion and disease were the real culprits. Blaming Christianity for the near-extinction of the Native Americans paints one as an idiot.
Well, Cortez and Columbus(among others) WERE bigots, so I guess there's some exceptions.
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
The best one I ever saw was a sign on a church in Jerusalem; Tired of having tour guides bring groups into the church for historical lessons all the time, even during the services, someone had a very nice ceramic sign made that read:
"No answers inside church"
Heheheh
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
