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Who's hotter?

Tifa
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Aeris
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Post by Howedar »

Who are these two people?
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I've played Final Fantasy VII before, on a friend's Playstation. I just never really got into it, and since every FF is different, I don't have all the characters memorized.
In other words you thought FFVII sucked....in fact if I read between the lines you just said it sucked much donkey balls... .GET HIM!!!!!
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Howedar wrote:Who are these two people?
Tifa Lockhart and Aeris Gainsborough are the two lead female characters in the RPG Final Fantasy VII.
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Stravo wrote:In other words you thought FFVII sucked....in fact if I read between the lines you just said it sucked much donkey balls... .GET HIM!!!!!
Jeez.

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HemlockGrey wrote:They're pixels. I don't find pixels terrible attractive.
Actually for a lot of it they're polygons too.

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Tifa. If not for the inherrant utility of a rack that can be used as a counter-balance for climbing onto ledges re: end movie.
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Aeris, for reasons already stated.

Though Sephiroth wasn't bad either. :D
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I'm sorry people, but whatever Sephiroth does can be justified.

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I hear him calling... Where are you, great Sephiroth? I must... join with you.

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My second choice would be Marlene.
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Post by Baron Mordo »

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Baron Mordo wrote:Sephiroth. She was so hot with that black coat and sword.
Uhhh, Mordo. Sephiroth was a guy...
Lies! Next, you're going to be telling me that girl in Malice Mizer is a guy!
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Baron Mordo wrote: Lies! Next, you're going to be telling me that girl in Malice Mizer is a guy!

Mmmm, Mana.

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XaLEv wrote:
Mmmm, Mana.

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Of course and the real MarlenA Dietrich always wore pants....

Not to mention getting into fueds with Thalula Bankhead....
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Aeris was this innocent frilly little bit of fluff that the game seemed to be driving you toward liking. Tifa was a kung-fu badass with big hooters and a complicated history with the hero. Much more interesting.

I always made a point of interacting with Tifa and ignoring Aeris, to the point that the date sequence at the Golden Saucer(?) was with Tifa in my game.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

I preffered tifa, she had much more of an attitude, personality, will to live and the like....

Aeris always came across as someone with a brain made mostly of pink fluff left over from her dress.....Tifa meanwhile always came across as being able to handle herself and knowing what to do when things came to a head....
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I think that Aeris also has one of the best themes in the game. I just listened to the arranged version, and it almost made me cry: it's so beautiful to me.

She will always be my favourite.
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Can't decide. On the one hand, Aeris was an incredibly annoying pre-packaged love interest for the main character, and I was almost gald when she died. On the other hand, Tifa didn't relaly have any kind of personality to speak of (although I quit shortly after finishing the first disc, so she might've gotten some development after that.) Frankly, the only female character in the game that was remotely likable was Yuffie.
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I was always attracked to Aeris, she acted so cute I couldn't resist! But if I had to choose again I would probably pick that theif, Yuffie?

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I'd go for Tifa. I think Aeris is too cute. Plus, Tifa has that irresistible "bad girl" charm which just turns me on. :twisted:
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Tifa is definately more attractive, but I think I'd pick Aeris over her.
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Apparently the general public thinks Tifa is hotter, because when I did a Google image search for Aeris, Tifa and Yuffie, Tifa was the one with half a dozen nude drawings. :roll:
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Tifa is probably the most pornographically drawn video game character ever. There are massive amounts of Tifa porn and naughty doujinshi out there.

I prefer Tifa, personally. She looks so sexy in battle. I liked Aerith, but found her a bit difficult to believe; she's in her early twenties, she's been evading danger her entire life, but she still acts like an adolescent girl. She should have been a little more world-weary, hardened, like Tifa. That would have made her sacrifice much more powerful.
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I was going a google search for Tifa images with SafeSearch on...and somehow pr0n managed to slip through Google's filters. I think that should be telling as to how much there is :shock:
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Has anyone else ever seen an enormously fat woman cosplay Tifa? It's a terrible thing.
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Alan Bolte wrote:when I did a Google image search for Aeris, Tifa and Yuffie, Tifa was the one with half a dozen nude drawings. :roll:
You know why? Tifa is more likely to pose nude for a camera than Aeris. :twisted:

(Then again, I'll give Aeris her due - she's also quite attractive, but even I have limits on cuteness. Plus - Aeris also has a sexier name.)
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