"I'd like to speak to General Franks."

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He should have gone after Rumsfeld or Asscroft...
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EmperorMing wrote:He should have gone after Rumsfeld or Asscroft...
Or Shrubby.
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And the dipshit thought he could get past gate security how? :shock:
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He had a handgun on the dashboard!?

Christ, what a dumbfuck.
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Handgun vs lots of machine guns.



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Wow....someone sure pissed in his end of the gene pool.....
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Shinova wrote:Handgun vs lots of machine guns.



Hmmmm :roll:
You forget the rocket launchers, anti-armor weapons, precison rifles, and many more handguns don't you? :P
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Getting onto an Air Force Base ain't that easy. You ought to see the security at the place I work at.
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MacDill has some heavy security, IIRC. They have SOCOM and CENTCOM there for crying out loud!
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What the fuck made him think he could see General Franks without an appointment? Surely they don't just let random people waltz into the General's office.
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Fricken moron. I can attest to Wicked Pilot's claim that it is very hard, if not damn near impossible, for an unauthorized entry onto a somewhat secure base. If you do happen to get past base security, you must remember that you are on a government installation where deadly force is authorized.
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Tell the guythis--
"You know what President Bush really likes? Chocolate. And he's from Texas, so he likes sixguns too. Here, mold these chocolate bars to look like a revolver, and go give it to him. But he's a very busy man, so you should just towards him as fast as you can so you can hand it to him."
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Coyote wrote:Tell the guythis--
"You know what President Bush really likes? Chocolate. And he's from Texas, so he likes sixguns too. Here, mold these chocolate bars to look like a revolver, and go give it to him. But he's a very busy man, so you should just towards him as fast as you can so you can hand it to him."
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Getting onto an Air Force Base ain't that easy. You ought to see the security at the place I work at.
People always think the Air Force is for pussies, but this one has got to take the cake :D
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I think this guy read Lenin's works on soldiers joining the Revolution a few too many times.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I think this guy read Lenin's works on soldiers joining the Revolution a few too many times.
Yes, and you can bet that he would grant waivers to soldiers for prior questionable actions apart from duty.
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Howedar wrote:People always think the Air Force is for pussies, but this one has got to take the cake :D
I don't quite get your joke, but I would like to challenge you to call a PJ a pussy to his face.
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I don't quite get your joke, but I would like to challenge you to call a PJ a pussy to his face.
I think he's saying that the idiot in the news article underestimated security.
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Jadeite wrote:I think he's saying that the idiot in the news article underestimated security.
That clears things up rather nicely.
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Damn, if only he been even stupider, reached for the gun, then this might classify for a Darwin award..
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