How Long Was It?

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When did you first get laid?

14 or under
1
2%
15-17
17
26%
18-22
8
12%
22-25
0
No votes
25+
2
3%
Still Waiting...
37
57%
 
Total votes: 65

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Post by Darth Yoshi »

7 actually. I have yet to get any. Hell, I have yet to date anyone, and I'm 17. *shrugs*
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Post by Gandalf »

I'm 17 and still waiting.
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24 and still waiting...
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Sporkzen wrote:16 years old.. with the only woman i have ever been with and ever will be with.. i married her 2 months ago. 8)
Aw!! That's so great!! That brings a smile on muh face. :D

I have yet to do the deed. I'm in a very committed relationship.. but, it's just not time yet. He's ready (what do you expect out of a 22nd year old?) but he's willing to wait until I am. I mean, he has to. He's not about to rape me, or anything.

Kudos to people who have and had a good experience! That's how I want mine to be. :D

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RedImperator wrote:Ah, September 1998, when I was but a lad of 17. Good times, good times...
Brother of mine, you're such a dick. :D You act like it was a good experience.

..

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*ducks*

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Post by Frank Hipper »

I was 16, and it was with a chick.

Interestingly enough, we're both gay, knew it at the time, but said why not....
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Post by Darth Gojira »

STILL waiting....................ah well, it's not like I'm in a hurry.......
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

I was 17, we did it at a hotel.

He was 39.


Why do I tend to have the most fucked-up sex life?

EDIT: It lasted five hours too...
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Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

I thought this was lengh of manly organs too..

OH, and RI, I said that I'm 14, not the first time was 14...
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Still waiting......I guess I can't use my age as an excuse with FOURTEEN PEOPLE voting in that area. heh~Jason
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16. :)
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Post by Dillon »

Haven't done the deed yet.

I had a gf for a while, and when the subject of sex started coming up a few months in the relationship, she said she wasn't ready, and didn't think she would be for a while. Me being the idiot that I am, pestered for it.Eventually she realized that she wanted to wait for the person she would be with for the rest of her life. Eventually things just got sour and we broke up.:(

But Strangely, I think that her mentality rubbed off on me. Before meeting her, I never really cared about only doing it with one person for my entire life, but now I really feel that I want to wait for that special someone.
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