"I'd like to speak to General Franks."

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-06 03:33pm

He should have gone after Rumsfeld or Asscroft...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-06 03:38pm

EmperorMing wrote:He should have gone after Rumsfeld or Asscroft...

Or Shrubby.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-06 04:13pm

And the dipshit thought he could get past gate security how?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-06 06:09pm

He had a handgun on the dashboard!?

Christ, what a dumbfuck.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-06 06:10pm

Handgun vs lots of machine guns.

Hmmmm

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-06 07:10pm

Wow....someone sure pissed in his end of the gene pool.....

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-07-06 08:41pm

Shinova wrote:Handgun vs lots of machine guns.

Hmmmm

You forget the rocket launchers, anti-armor weapons, precison rifles, and many more handguns don't you?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-06 08:56pm

Getting onto an Air Force Base ain't that easy. You ought to see the security at the place I work at.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-07-06 11:08pm

MacDill has some heavy security, IIRC. They have SOCOM and CENTCOM there for crying out loud!

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-07-06 11:17pm

What the fuck made him think he could see General Franks without an appointment? Surely they don't just let random people waltz into the General's office.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-07-06 11:21pm

Fricken moron. I can attest to Wicked Pilot's claim that it is very hard, if not damn near impossible, for an unauthorized entry onto a somewhat secure base. If you do happen to get past base security, you must remember that you are on a government installation where deadly force is authorized.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-07-07 12:16am

Tell the guythis--
"You know what President Bush really likes? Chocolate. And he's from Texas, so he likes sixguns too. Here, mold these chocolate bars to look like a revolver, and go give it to him. But he's a very busy man, so you should just towards him as fast as you can so you can hand it to him."

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-07-07 01:01am

Coyote wrote:Tell the guythis--
"You know what President Bush really likes? Chocolate. And he's from Texas, so he likes sixguns too. Here, mold these chocolate bars to look like a revolver, and go give it to him. But he's a very busy man, so you should just towards him as fast as you can so you can hand it to him."

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-07 02:19am

Wicked Pilot wrote:Getting onto an Air Force Base ain't that easy. You ought to see the security at the place I work at.

People always think the Air Force is for pussies, but this one has got to take the cake

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-07 02:23am

I think this guy read Lenin's works on soldiers joining the Revolution a few too many times.

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2003-07-07 12:03pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I think this guy read Lenin's works on soldiers joining the Revolution a few too many times.

Yes, and you can bet that he would grant waivers to soldiers for prior questionable actions apart from duty.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-07 06:19pm

Howedar wrote:People always think the Air Force is for pussies, but this one has got to take the cake

I don't quite get your joke, but I would like to challenge you to call a PJ a pussy to his face.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-07 07:17pm

I don't quite get your joke, but I would like to challenge you to call a PJ a pussy to his face.

I think he's saying that the idiot in the news article underestimated security.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-07 07:23pm

Jadeite wrote:I think he's saying that the idiot in the news article underestimated security.

That clears things up rather nicely.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-07 08:36pm

Damn, if only he been even stupider, reached for the gun, then this might classify for a Darwin award..