Son of the Suns

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-07-07 12:24pm

I am Darkstar. All the moderators are Darkstar. We are one and one is all.

I will now proceed to delete all teh warssie liess spread in the forum and post the real reasons why a single federation shuttle would spread havok across the Empire.

Disagreeing opinions will not be tolerated, and abusive members will be banned. Swearing is the mark of the ignorant warssie.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-07-07 12:27pm

There is no conspiracy. What you have been told is a pack of lies. Mike Wong is the sole admin on this board, Dalton and Son of the Sons are merely "board managers," a higher class of Supermod. Kynes and Boyd are two different people, and neither of them visits this board with regularity.

Everything is under control, Mike Wong is alive and well, and Darkstar is dead. There are no Polish officers buried at Katyn.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-07-07 12:35pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Everything is under control, Mike Wong is alive and well, and Darkstar is dead. There are no Polish officers buried at Katyn.

And there are no gas chambers at Auschwitz,
they were merely delousing chambers. And those Six Million
were merely deported to Magadascar, where they lived their
lives out in luxury.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-07 12:47pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Everything is under control, Mike Wong is alive and well, and Darkstar is dead. There are no Polish officers buried at Katyn.

Maybe...I still think we should rebel though.

*burly men dressed in blue-trimmed uniforms smash Darth Garden Gnome over the head with a rubber truncheon, slip a bag over his head, and drag him into a waiting black van*

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-07 02:13pm

Hehe I think I started something, or at the very least made several people gibber wildly.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-07 02:19pm

I don't know why but reading this thread remined my of monty python's life of brian. At the end of the movie when all those people are on the cross, the guard comes by and asks "which one of you is brian, we have orders for your release" and all of them end up saying "I'm brian" "I'm brian to and so is my wife"

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-07-07 06:46pm

*gibber*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-07 07:28pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Maybe...I still think we should rebel though.

*burly men dressed in blue-trimmed uniforms smash Darth Garden Gnome over the head with a rubber truncheon, slip a bag over his head, and drag him into a waiting black van*

*as the driver pulls away, he notes a red dot beaming through the windshield onto his head*

DRIVER: Huh? *BAM!*

*the truck is stormed by two dimunitive individuals who blow throught he door and gun down the trio of criminals inside. DGG's unconsious slump is hefted off into the night*

AGENT FISH*R: A job well done 3rd Imp*ct.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Oh how I do love to TGOD

Unfortunately for DGG, this has all been an induced dream, provoked by the truth serum given to him by the NKVD main torturer, one "Colonel Olrik".

Further enquiries have been suspended due to a hearth weakness that would, if the "treatment" continued, result in the suspect's death. The individual is now locked indefinitely.

Case closed.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-07 07:31pm

You know, you guys look like dorks wrapped in all that metal foil, except for
The Duchess of Zeon who looks kinda cute in a geeky way. Now just remember, the foil doesn't work unless you wrap the outside layer shiny side out and the other shiny side in. And do use a good name brand foil such as Alcan, the cheap supermarket stuff doesn't work. Good thing my house has lead paint so I don't need the foil.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-07-07 07:57pm

aerius wrote:Good thing my house has lead paint so I don't need the foil.

Ah, yes, but is the paint on your house several inches thick?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-07 10:14pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
aerius wrote:Good thing my house has lead paint so I don't need the foil.
Ah, yes, but is the paint on your house several inches thick?

Nope, and it doesn't have to be. The exterior and load bearing walls in my house have steel mesh, bars, and even plates embedded in the concrete for some reason. Makes for a nice strong house I suppose, but it also means the cordless phone cuts out as soon as I put a wall between the phone and the reciever.

We found out about the steel plates when my dad tried to drill holes in the washroom to put up shelves. Also, the contractor that came in to drill holes to install our central air conditioning ran into layer upon layer of steel mesh in our exterior wall, and they had to call in a concrete boring specialist to drill a big enough hole. Nothing short of RPG's or artillery's getting through our walls.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-07 10:53pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:Everything is under control, Mike Wong is alive and well, and Darkstar is dead. There are no Polish officers buried at Katyn.
Maybe...I still think we should rebel though.

*burly men dressed in blue-trimmed uniforms smash Darth Garden Gnome over the head with a rubber truncheon, slip a bag over his head, and drag him into a waiting black van*

*Cyran smiles and sets his feet up on a nearby table, watching. It was he that had called DGG in* And there goes my competition...

*Cyran takes a sip from his gnome on the rocks and continues to smile*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-07 11:00pm

Spam thread locked.