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[thecreech]

What are some of the things that you or a friend have said on accident that has made you or that person look like a complete ass, pervert, retard... etc etc. For example my friends and i were playing poker the other day and we like talking alot of trash like "you suck cock", "I had you mom" the usual stuff. Either way my friend Taka tries to insult my friend chris and this is what he says

"This one time chris was making me suck is dick... wait, wait i said that wrong"

We were laughing our asses off and we are going to torture him forever about it. what about you guys

[kojikun]

"This one time chris was making me suck is dick... wait, wait i said that wrong"

Aww thats so cuuuute

[Howedar]

I don't want to talk about it.

[thecreech]

I don't want to talk about it.

Ah you can't do that... well you can if you want. You should tell us anyway

[TheFeniX]

I was laying into an old friend of mine because she had completely emotionally destroyed her ex-boyfriend. We were just messing around giving her a hard time, and she just blurted out "....Lick me!" I assume she meant to say "eat me" or something.

I almost swallowed the cigarette I was smoking I was laughing so hard.

[Jadeite]

I accidentaly say what Im thinking every now and then, which can lead to some awkward moments. Lets see, an example: After school one day, I was talking with a couple female friends, one was bitching about how her mom always makes her dress up, and not where anything scanty. My other friend makes the comment "My mom doesn't care what I wear, as long as I'm wearing something.", followed by me saying "damn!" and then followed by the previously mentioned awkward silence.

[neoolong]

I was laying into an old friend of mine because she had completely emotionally destroyed her ex-boyfriend. We were just messing around giving her a hard time, and she just blurted out "....Lick me!" I assume she meant to say "eat me" or something.

I almost swallowed the cigarette I was smoking I was laughing so hard.

But both can be pretty good.

[weemadando]

"...Choking on Saddam..." say no more.

[TrailerParkJawa]

In 6th grade two of my friends were capping on each other. "capping" means insulting.

A bunch of use were surrounding them listening to the verbal blows, when one of them goes:

"Yeah, well at least I don't have a mohawk on MY pussy!"

[neoolong]

In 6th grade two of my friends were capping on each other. "capping" means insulting.

A bunch of use were surrounding them listening to the verbal blows, when one of them goes:

"Yeah, well at least I don't have a mohawk on MY pussy!"

Please tell me he was talking about his pet cat.

[TrailerParkJawa]

Please tell me he was talking about his pet cat.

Hehehe, no.

One time I was talking to a bunch of friends and meant to make the statement, "I need a women." It came out "I need a man." Ooops.

[kojikun]

One time I was talking to a bunch of friends and meant to make the statement, "I need a women." It came out "I need a man." Ooops.

You know you want a nice firm cock. Admit it!

[Darth Garden Gnome]

One time I screamed "Dickheads!" at my computer when I was back-stabbed while play Starcraft. Boy oh boy was it ever loud too. Like, you can hear it across the street kind of loud. A little weirdness there, to say the least.

[ArmorPierce]

that was something I hated about starcraft. You'd be playing 2vs2 with 3 people who seemed to be from the same clan then when we get into the game my ally would backstab me for his clan.

[InnerBrat]

I was talking about the latest HP book with me bloke, and instead of saying 'Snape' I said the name of my best friend's boyf (which sounds not unlike Severus) thus showing what I thought of him at the time.