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that's what this is
It sounds like bullshit however

that's what this is
It sounds like bullshit however

"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
Read the thread title and omit the word "holy".Jadeite wrote:Hmm, my curiosity to find out what it is, is fighting against my whole self preservation instinct.
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Eh no big deal this shit happens every day
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the obvious bullshit part is everything but the seduction. these things happen more then people think.XaLEv wrote:Ahahaha. I saw that thread a few days ago. Though about posting it but decided not to. Where did you find it Rye?
Anyway, I say it's bullshiat. How did she not know he had nut cancer?
The best thing about it is that the thread got that big in 2.5 hours.
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Excellent choice, Emperor.EmperorMing wrote:After reading the replies, I will preserve my sanity and not click the link...
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Well that was interesting. Sounded contrived, but interesting nonetheless.

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I saw a reply from the poster that his mom is only 37, so no complications there.kojikun wrote:From a totally scientific point of view, there are little complications with a child produced from a mother and son. the risks of complicated labor are 4% higher for two factors: the genes are very similar adn the mother is likely over 40. Genetic abberrations occur usually after a few generations of inbreeding due to the increased likelihood of damaging recessive genes becoming damaging dominant genes.
All in all, this is by far the most entertaining post I have seen in a long time. I needed a good laugh.
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Thank you for that wonderful comment. Now please give me a second as I douse my head in a flamethrower's arc, to purify it of that horrible mental image.Slartibartfast wrote:Then do a threesome. Hilarity ensues.wald0mp3 wrote:call a counselor, schedule a meeting with your and your mom and the counselor...
I think the revulsion comes from the fact that while the only part of those relationships you see are the children, in this story he tells the entire damn tale, and he tells it in a way that starts off as normal, so you start seeing yourself in it. Then it takes a plunge, and you STILL see yourself in it. And then you puke.kojikun wrote: Yep.
Its funny tho how you people are so easilly disgusted. Yuo fuckign talk about hillbillies being inbred and incestuous, yet this surprises you? ::whips out banjo::![]()
And of course, there's the smartass response from one of them asking if they're from West Virginia...
Musta been a Ohioan....

Musta been a Ohioan....


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There's a mindfuck for ya.
That'll require some hard liquor to get that imagery out.
That'll require some hard liquor to get that imagery out.
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Thats cause youre all pervertsVorlon1701 wrote:I think the revulsion comes from the fact that while the only part of those relationships you see are the children, in this story he tells the entire damn tale, and he tells it in a way that starts off as normal, so you start seeing yourself in it. Then it takes a plunge, and you STILL see yourself in it. And then you puke.

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