Matrix is the spawn of Bill Gates

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Matrix is the spawn of Bill Gates

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I have seen the latest Matrix and have come to the following conclusion

The matrix was designed by Microsoft

Neo is windows rot

The matrix must be reloaded every so often to fix a host of annoying bugs and slowdowns.
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now THAT is a matrix based movie i'd enjoy.
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Stuart Mackey wrote:I have seen the latest Matrix and have come to the following conclusion

The matrix was designed by Microsoft

Neo is windows rot

The matrix must be reloaded every so often to fix a host of annoying bugs and slowdowns.
Worse, its based on the Win9x kernal.
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So does it mean the agents are spams or viruses? :?
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Montcalm wrote:So does it mean the agents are spams or viruses? :?
They are the spam filters. Who can easily go balistic and erase random bits of memory.
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Told ya so!
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