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Anatomicaly correct. :wink:

Anyway who`s the idiot who decided to add a weiner. :roll:
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Bwahahahh that's hilarious.

And why the hell should it be taken off the shelves goddamit? As if this girl doesn't know what the fuck a dick is. For pity's sake ...
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I guess that answers the old question.
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That is funny. I would like to buy one of those and give it as a gag gift
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and in a related story Barbie was released from the hospital last evening after being treated for a dislocated jaw.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:and in a related story Barbie was released from the hospital last evening after being treated for a dislocated jaw.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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har har
Well why the fuck not, Remember the row that the new *anatomicly corect* barbie dolls caused?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:and in a related story Barbie was released from the hospital last evening after being treated for a dislocated jaw.
Ouch... poor barbie and friends
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and in a related story Barbie was released from the hospital last evening after being treated for a dislocated jaw.
Screw that. Barbie is the new goatse.cx man.
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:har har
Well why the fuck not, Remember the row that the new *anatomicly corect* barbie dolls caused?
I do not remember that,but the Barbie teacher made parents freak out just because she did`nt have underwear,why would she need panties she has no pussy. :roll:
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thecreech wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:and in a related story Barbie was released from the hospital last evening after being treated for a dislocated jaw.
Ouch... poor barbie and friends
LOL sucks to be her
Luckly there was no other major intrenal injurys :twisted:
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ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

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Montcalm wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:har har
Well why the fuck not, Remember the row that the new *anatomicly corect* barbie dolls caused?
I do not remember that,but the Barbie teacher made parents freak out just because she did`nt have underwear,why would she need panties she has no pussy. :roll:
I know some pepole realy need to relax.

I can just image what would happen if they put out an offical Bondage Ken and Barbie with all the cool strap ons...Errr add ons I mean :twisted:
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lol, that's funny.. but It's hard to believe that someone actually managed to sneak that into production.
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lux wrote:lol, that's funny.. but It's hard to believe that someone actually managed to sneak that into production.
it's the SUN... of course its hard to believe
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ROFLMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Knowing modern pop culture, the first thing she probably told her mom was:

"DAMN, I wish my boyfriend were hung like him, I'd be riding him all night long!"
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Vorlon1701 wrote:Knowing modern pop culture, the first thing she probably told her mom was:

"DAMN, I wish my boyfriend were hung like him, I'd be riding him all night long!"
Did you read how old she is. :roll:
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I like the picture, because it looks like the girl holding the hung Hulk doll was coerced to hold it and thought this whole thing was all very stupid.

By the way, this doll will be followed by Swordswallowing Betty Ross and the Ass Maestro.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:I like the picture, because it looks like the girl holding the hung Hulk doll was coerced to hold it and thought this whole thing was all very stupid.

By the way, this doll will be followed by Swordswallowing Betty Ross and the Ass Maestro.

Wow a whole set to colect I guess the Hulk is more popluer then anyone could have imagened.

Kind of makes you wonder just how much viagra he would need in his later years? :twisted:
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Montcalm wrote: Did you read how old she is. :roll:
That's the point...
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There was always the joke my sister had about Barbie and GI Joe....
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As stated in the other thread, the Hulk's manhood is roughly 1/6 as long as he is tall. Such knowledge will probably turn the poorly-endowed among us green with envy.
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