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britney spears not a Virgin! GASP

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Lying slut

Yeah like we all thought she was a virgin. :roll:
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After years of saying she'd wait until she was married to lose her virginity, Britney Spears is acknowledging that she had sex with her ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
That sentence did actually make me flinch, for some reason.
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I thought it was plausible that she was still a virgin. She always seemed like a more "oral-anal" type of girl.

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Hey, somebody was going to say it!
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Well at least Justin Timberlake did something good. He bopped Britney(big surprise eh :P ?)

Somehow the whole thing read of what I used hear during high school...eh just now it's teenie boppers.

Also if she gets desperate enough...maybe we'll get a Jenna Jameson/Britney Spear video :twisted:
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Ghost Rider wrote:Also if she gets desperate enough...maybe we'll get a Jenna Jameson/Britney Spear video :twisted:
Rock... or maybe since christina Aguilra(sp) has been quite the slut lately we will get some christina/britney ass to ass action :mrgreen:
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I know this forum says news, but it is meant to be news with a political flavour. This is not the case, unless the culprit for the situation was, for example, GWB..
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opps sorry about that. I will just post this stuff in OT from now on
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Boy as if anyone actually BELIEVED her, I hate her just because she sounds like shit, on top of that she's a lying bimbo. Just compounding what was already there.
She always seemed like a more "oral-anal" type of girl.
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I just checked with the Iraqi information minister. I found him in a bathrobe at Brittany's house. He said its all lies. phew! That was a close one....
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thecreech wrote: Rock... or maybe since christina Aguilra(sp) has been quite the slut lately we will get some christina/britney ass to ass action :mrgreen:
Why?? There's always people making fake photos of Britney and Christina in rather... ahem, awkward positions. :roll:
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And this on CNN why?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
thecreech wrote: Rock... or maybe since christina Aguilra(sp) has been quite the slut lately we will get some christina/britney ass to ass action :mrgreen:
Why?? There's always people making fake photos of Britney and Christina in rather... ahem, awkward positions. :roll:
Thats just what they are.. Fake. We want real :twisted:

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thecreech wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
thecreech wrote: Rock... or maybe since christina Aguilra(sp) has been quite the slut lately we will get some christina/britney ass to ass action :mrgreen:
Why?? There's always people making fake photos of Britney and Christina in rather... ahem, awkward positions. :roll:
Thats just what they are.. Fake. We want real :twisted:
Don't count on it ever happening.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Don't count on it.
Hey it could happen. We just have to wait a few years for it to happen. Tiffany is a good example.
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Who here was suprised by this celeb dish? *no one raises their hands except a sheepish hopeful fanboy in the back of the crowd, who is dragged away and beaten*
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thecreech wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Don't count on it.
Hey it could happen. We just have to wait a few years for it to happen. Tiffany is a good example.
Tifany who?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Tifany who?
Tiffany was anothing flash in the pan popstar a while ago.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Tifany who?
You know... back in the 80's, that little redheaded pop singer. Well she has no last name so if you don't know her there is nothing i do about it. But she was a pop star like britney and the others and she posed in playboy to get rid of the bubble gum image
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Tifany who?
Tiffany was anothing flash in the pan popstar a while ago.
Mmm, redhead too!
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Wasn't she the one that ripped up the picture of the Pope onstage? Or was that someone else?
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HemlockGrey wrote:Wasn't she the one that ripped up the picture of the Pope onstage? Or was that someone else?
The bald-headed one, whatever her name was...
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HemlockGrey wrote:Wasn't she the one that ripped up the picture of the Pope onstage? Or was that someone else?
That would be Shenade O'Connor, who's hair color was Not Applicable.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Wasn't she the one that ripped up the picture of the Pope onstage? Or was that someone else?
That would be Shenade O'Connor, who's hair color was Not Applicable.
That's it. Had a brain-fart there.
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I knew she wasn't a virgin. A) It was completely obvious, and B) She sleeps with some guy in that movie she made.

Not that I saw the movie... I just happen to know someone who actually owns (gag) the DVD.
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