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HULK REAL MAN
I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds. I shelve physics texts under "Fiction" in my personal library! I am grasping the reigns of the universe's carriage, and every morning get up and shout "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!
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Bwahahahh that's hilarious.
And why the hell should it be taken off the shelves goddamit? As if this girl doesn't know what the fuck a dick is. For pity's sake ...
And why the hell should it be taken off the shelves goddamit? As if this girl doesn't know what the fuck a dick is. For pity's sake ...
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har har
Well why the fuck not, Remember the row that the new *anatomicly corect* barbie dolls caused?
Well why the fuck not, Remember the row that the new *anatomicly corect* barbie dolls caused?
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Screw that. Barbie is the new goatse.cx man.and in a related story Barbie was released from the hospital last evening after being treated for a dislocated jaw.
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LOL sucks to be herthecreech wrote:Ouch... poor barbie and friendsCol. Crackpot wrote:and in a related story Barbie was released from the hospital last evening after being treated for a dislocated jaw.
Luckly there was no other major intrenal injurys
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I know some pepole realy need to relax.Montcalm wrote:I do not remember that,but the Barbie teacher made parents freak out just because she did`nt have underwear,why would she need panties she has no pussy.LT.Hit-Man wrote:har har
Well why the fuck not, Remember the row that the new *anatomicly corect* barbie dolls caused?
I can just image what would happen if they put out an offical Bondage Ken and Barbie with all the cool strap ons...Errr add ons I mean
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I like the picture, because it looks like the girl holding the hung Hulk doll was coerced to hold it and thought this whole thing was all very stupid.
By the way, this doll will be followed by Swordswallowing Betty Ross and the Ass Maestro.
By the way, this doll will be followed by Swordswallowing Betty Ross and the Ass Maestro.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:I like the picture, because it looks like the girl holding the hung Hulk doll was coerced to hold it and thought this whole thing was all very stupid.
By the way, this doll will be followed by Swordswallowing Betty Ross and the Ass Maestro.
Wow a whole set to colect I guess the Hulk is more popluer then anyone could have imagened.
Kind of makes you wonder just how much viagra he would need in his later years?
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As stated in the other thread, the Hulk's manhood is roughly 1/6 as long as he is tall. Such knowledge will probably turn the poorly-endowed among us green with envy.
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